At what age is NO FART SAFE?

You have your answer.

For you, it appears that age would be 46. I'm 48 and have no such fear...yet.

I shite myself about a month after getting my license but luckily I had leather seats.

After 40 the rule is this:

Never trust a fart
Never pass up a restroom
Never waste a boner


Follow that and you'll be ok.

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Never trust a fart
Never pass up a restroom
Never waste a boner

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All at the same time .

I never trust a fart on game day


I know god is real because I almost shite myself at the Georgia-ND tailgate in 2017, but by his grace I caught it and waddled to a porta terlet

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After 40 the rule is this: Never trust a fart Never pass up a restroom Never waste a boner Follow that and you'll be ok.

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Never pass up the opportunity to safely piss, even if you don’t necessarily feel it. Especially if you didn’t waste the morning boner.

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Never lick a gift whore in the mouth

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My boys got in the car after school today. I asked them both how their days were and got the usual response. A few minutes later the younger lad feels the need to speak up. This is my good kid by the way, perfect grades and conduct. He tells me “I did something today I swore to myself I’d never do.” My heart was in my throat imagining the worst. Like he made fun of the weak kid in class or called a girl ugly. He then confessed that he took a dump in the school bathroom because he was about to poop himself.

We then discussed the phenomenon of your sphincter knowing when you are getting close to your target and releases to second you get your pants out of the way.