Are your kids asleep yet?

Just sent them to bed. Family just left from our party/get together.

Kids just went to sleep. I’m about to pour some more whiskey and start putting together some Paw Patrol shite.

Out for about 45 minutes. Give it another drink and then put everything out.

Grandkids are all asleep. Waiting for the parents to start doing their thing. It's fun to just sit here and drink while your kids do all the work.

Put ours down 20 minutes ago....just waiting to get started.

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Now I’m trynna get that holiday beej

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9 yr old went out like a light, 6 yr old is WIDE awake.... I have deployed Fantasia soundtrack in hopes it will put him to sleep.

Just heard my girls holler "pull-up fight" and now we're picking up 40 pull-ups they threw at one another. Not sure if/when they're going to bed. This is their first Christmas that they're really engaged.

Wide awake right now. Although only the alt right considers my sperm to be a pre-kid. So I guess it depends.

Kids are in bed and maybe getting close to sleep. Top of the stairs is cordoned off with crime scene tape (it's a weird tradition my wife's family started when she was a kid), and my wife is downstairs setting up all the crap we (she) got for the munchkins.

From what I can hear, Target's Our Generation dolls/accessories (their version of American Girl) have virtually impenetrable plastic packaging. So, she's bitching about that.

I'm helping by staying out of the way and making this bottle of Crown slowly disappear. And by eating pie.