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re: Are you a Sitzpinkler or a Stehpinkler?
Posted on 8/12/15 at 9:05 am to fr33manator
Posted on 8/12/15 at 9:05 am to fr33manator
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Insane isn't it? The land that produced the stormtrooper is now so emasculated that they won't even stand up to their women, even to pee!
So you tie being a man to standing up when you pee? Do you feel that a work rule that requires you to be clean shaven, bathed, wearing dress shoes, wash your hands, etc., are emasculating? Be a man and stop being afraid that others won't think you are.
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Posted on 8/12/15 at 9:10 am to BiggerBear
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So you tie being a man to standing up when you pee?
No, I tie being a man to standing up, period...
Sitzpinkler.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 9:11 am to yurintroubl
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yurintroubl
Urine-trouble
Posted on 8/12/15 at 9:31 am to fr33manator
Ich bin stehspinkleris. Ich bin ein Mann!
This post was edited on 8/12/15 at 9:32 am
Posted on 8/12/15 at 9:46 am to fr33manator
I will sometimes sit if morning wood is an issue, otherwise I stand.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 9:50 am to fr33manator
Hell I even shite standing up. Just to prove a point.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:02 am to Iron Lion
quote:
by Iron Lion
Hell I even shite standing up. Just to prove a point.
Is the point that you shite your pants?
Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:06 am to lsufanintexas
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converted from standing to sitting years ago specifically in the morning or late at night. Much more comfortable to pee. Doesn't make me less of a man.
I bet you piss in the stall instead of a urinal in a public restroom too.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:06 am to fr33manator
I sit late at night or early in the morning. Only at home.
Komm damit klar
Komm damit klar
Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:36 am to onelochevy
I don't know why they do the individual urinals. Give me a big trough any day.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:45 am to fr33manator
I just hate the guys who try to talk at a urinal.
I go to the stall to avoid conversation.
I go to the stall to avoid conversation.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:49 pm to lsufanintexas
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I converted from standing to sitting years ago specifically in the morning or late at night. Much more comfortable to pee. Doesn't make me less of a man.
Sitting is better for the following reasons:
less mess (at least less potential for mess)
you can always read - through the Kindle app on my phone, I probably read 4-6 more books per year than when I stood because there's never a non-reading moment.
airplanes - it's just much easier/better than trying to stand with your head slanted against the ceiling and with the plane moving around
middle of night get out of bed pees - it's better because you can allow yourself not to be fully awake
morning wood - much more manageable
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:57 pm to CoachChappy
Just so yall know, German men are petrified of the women there.
They wreck shite. They do not frick around.
They wreck shite. They do not frick around.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 2:02 pm to BRgetthenet
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Just so yall know, German men are petrified of the women there.
They wreck shite. They do not frick around.
I knew a buddy who had a German wife. She was severe to say the least. And they really don't have a sense of humor like we do.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 2:12 pm to fr33manator
I do both. I will sit to piss when I wake up in the middle of the night because I can stay half asleep. Occasionally I'll otherwise sit to piss at home because I'm a clean freak and hate having urine on my hardwood. In public I stand to pee.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 2:42 pm to chryso
I don't understand how that's easier.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 2:46 pm to HVAU
I sit because I'm lazy and a badass. I do what I want. I'm often drunk so sitting works well.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 2:57 pm to Big Scrub TX
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I converted from standing to sitting years ago specifically in the morning or late at night. Much more comfortable to pee. Doesn't make me less of a man.
Sitting is better for the following reasons:
less mess (at least less potential for mess)
Have you ever been inside a woman's bathroom? Compared to them we are downright pristine. At least we can aim.
quote:
you can always read - through the Kindle app on my phone, I probably read 4-6 more books per year than when I stood because there's never a non-reading moment.
I agree with you on this point. But that's more of a taking a dump thing. I'll piss during that too but I'm not gonna whip out the kindle for a 20-second stream.
quote:you realize how piss-stained the area you are sitting in is? No thanks.
airplanes - it's just much easier/better than trying to stand with your head slanted against the ceiling and with the plane moving around
quote:I walk past the bathroom and go outside to piss in the yard. Like man was meant to do.
middle of night get out of bed pees - it's better because you can allow yourself not to be fully awake
quote:
morning wood - much more manageable
How? You pin it under the seat or something? I use the squat, lean and push down method.
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