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Are there any married dudes who still jackoff

Posted on 2/1/18 at 5:38 pm
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18663 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 5:38 pm
I mean if you're married and still have to wank it, what was the point?
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 5:40 pm to
Sometimes you just want some alone time. I think it would be weird if a married dude didn't.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
89412 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 5:40 pm to
This is a weird thread.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 5:40 pm to
So I could fantasize about someone other than my wife.
Posted by TheCorelton
Member since Oct 2013
638 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 5:40 pm to
Yeah, you definitely aren't married
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132691 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 5:41 pm to
Sex and jacking off are different things

While you jerk off less when getting regular sex it doesnt go away completely

Only your hand loves you unconditionally
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
27786 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 5:42 pm to
what is you think happens when you get married? Or engaged for that matter
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
72484 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 5:42 pm to
Excellent question. For the past decade of marriage my wife literally demands sex constantly. In fact it’s downright embarrassing sometimes. I can’t ever imagine a situation where we’d go several hours, let alone DAYS without sex....
Posted by BlastOff
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2016
937 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 5:43 pm to
Well, since I’m not from Arkansas my uncle doesn’t do it for me. So yes, I still wank it.
Posted by Bigtime92
Solsbury Hill
Member since Jan 2017
3688 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 5:44 pm to
There's only two kinds of liars - those that say they never did and those that say they quit.
Posted by Aristo
Colorado
Member since Jan 2007
13292 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 5:44 pm to
Do people in the NBA still practice?
Posted by PolyPusher86
St. George
Member since Jun 2010
3357 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 5:46 pm to
Kill yourself
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60197 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 5:47 pm to
She's that way with me when you go offshore baw
Posted by WildManGoose
Member since Nov 2005
4613 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 5:47 pm to
If I've counted correctly, it's all of them.
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
20733 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 5:47 pm to
After you get married, you do it more.

Much more
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
44839 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 5:47 pm to
quote:

Excellent question. For the past decade of marriage my wife literally demands sex constantly. In fact it’s downright embarrassing sometimes. I can’t ever imagine a situation where we’d go several hours, let alone DAYS without sex....



This is true.
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 5:48 pm to
quote:

I mean if you're married and still have to wank it, what was the point?

It's just good policy for prostate health, brah
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31597 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 5:48 pm to
Every single one of them. But sex should be happening to. And hell get your SO to jack you off sometimes, that’s always great too.
Posted by PortHudsonPlaya
Houston
Member since Jul 2017
3170 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 5:48 pm to
Nobody can please me like I can please myself while watching Eva Angelina.
Posted by Modern
Fiddy Men
Member since May 2011
17027 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 5:52 pm to
Before marriage: “I can’t wait til I’m married, so I won’t have to jack off anymore”


During marriage: “I can’t wait for her to leave the house, so I can jack off.”
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