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re: Pels vs Mavs

Posted by BlastOff on 12/22/25 at 11:23 pm to
People talking about Poole…I think part of it is other teams respect his deep shot ability so it kind of stretches the court for more Zion/Bey/Queen at the rim shots. Against the Pacers I was thinking “why is Poole out there?”, but maybe Sensei Borrego has the magic key

re: Willie Green

Posted by BlastOff on 12/20/25 at 9:10 pm to
Borrego is so much better. He is great at the well-timed TO when momentum has shifted. And people move on offense, and he’s not afraid to leave the hot hand in there. Give him the keys next year and let’s roll.
My daughter wanted chickens three years ago. So we took the plunge and became urban farmers. Got three that free range in a typical NOLA backyard all day. Somehow all three have survived. I love going in the backyard on a nice day, or even when it's raining, and just drink a beer and watch the yardbirds mess around. One seems blind, one is loud, and one is fat.
Si Woo reportedly staying. JimTiger heartbroken.
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My best friend is on the committee that is designing her statue that will be placed outside the Superdome next Fall.


A statue! This has to be a joke, right?

re: Do you have a micro-penis?

Posted by BlastOff on 12/6/25 at 12:40 pm to
Not me, I’m a solid 5” using Adam Carolla’s official measuring technique. You measure from the anus, twice around the balls, and finish just past the tip.

re: Next home game

Posted by BlastOff on 12/5/25 at 6:11 pm to
Please stop posting.

re: Pels vs Wolves

Posted by BlastOff on 12/4/25 at 9:15 pm to
Please trade Trey while he has league value. He’s a one-trick pony, get some picks in return.

re: Best parking option for Pels games?

Posted by BlastOff on 12/4/25 at 11:14 am to
Garage 6 is easy. Get off on Poydras if coming from I-10 East
A smart GM (Thunder, Celtics, Nuggets, etc.) would say the season is toast, this team isn't going anywhere, let's trade dudes with value (Trey and Herb) to get back into the 2026 draft.

I have zero confidence that Dumars/Weaver are smart GM's.
I used to at least like to go see great opposing players. Now I get so frustrated seeing Zion in street clothes and us shooting 22% from 3 that it’s not fun to do that anymore.
I know the greens are paspalum, they went with that because of the high salt content of their irrigation water. Fairways may rely on Mother Nature or shite water.

re: Pels vs the only team dumber than us

Posted by BlastOff on 11/21/25 at 10:09 pm to
Trey Herb Bey Jose combined 3/18 from 3. GTFOH

Zion played zero D on Naji's last shot.
I'm shocked when someone besides Trey makes a 3, and I'm shocked when our opponents miss one
Jose, Herb, Hawk, and now Saddiq are just killing us, can't make anything

re: Pels vs Nuggets

Posted by BlastOff on 11/19/25 at 8:10 pm to
Jokic is so goddamn good. Easy 17/4/8 at halftime.
The slope thing is some brazen shite. He got called out on it the first day, then continues to use it! With cameras all around and known shite-stirrers watching all the shots. Just plain stupidity.

re: Internet Invitational - Final round

Posted by BlastOff on 11/13/25 at 9:58 pm to
Paige needs to rehab her image after the grass incident.

I suggest a wide release sex tape with some other Insta-golf hottie.

re: Internet Invitational - part 5

Posted by BlastOff on 11/12/25 at 12:11 pm to
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But I agree, in this latest video at least, she's very controlling/bossy.


Counterpoint, they’re playing for a considerable amount of $$$. I’d be bossy too if it helped me win, and the other competitors went along with my bossiness.

re: ....and he's still our coach.

Posted by BlastOff on 11/11/25 at 3:17 pm to
Honestly I've been refreshing the Pels board pretty frequently today hoping for some Coach Willie Fired Breaking News
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I watched a video of Berkshire on a par 5 750 yard hole. He eagled. 450 yard drive, 300 yard 4 iron, landed two inches from the hole.


Probably multiple takes. Has to be a reason why he wouldn't pull driver with real money on the line.