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My best friend is on the committee that is designing her statue that will be placed outside the Superdome next Fall.


A statue! This has to be a joke, right?

re: Do you have a micro-penis?

Posted by BlastOff on 12/6/25 at 12:40 pm to
Not me, I’m a solid 5” using Adam Carolla’s official measuring technique. You measure from the anus, twice around the balls, and finish just past the tip.

re: Next home game

Posted by BlastOff on 12/5/25 at 6:11 pm to
Please stop posting.

re: Pels vs Wolves

Posted by BlastOff on 12/4/25 at 9:15 pm to
Please trade Trey while he has league value. He’s a one-trick pony, get some picks in return.

re: Best parking option for Pels games?

Posted by BlastOff on 12/4/25 at 11:14 am to
Garage 6 is easy. Get off on Poydras if coming from I-10 East
A smart GM (Thunder, Celtics, Nuggets, etc.) would say the season is toast, this team isn't going anywhere, let's trade dudes with value (Trey and Herb) to get back into the 2026 draft.

I have zero confidence that Dumars/Weaver are smart GM's.
I used to at least like to go see great opposing players. Now I get so frustrated seeing Zion in street clothes and us shooting 22% from 3 that it’s not fun to do that anymore.
I know the greens are paspalum, they went with that because of the high salt content of their irrigation water. Fairways may rely on Mother Nature or shite water.

re: Pels vs the only team dumber than us

Posted by BlastOff on 11/21/25 at 10:09 pm to
Trey Herb Bey Jose combined 3/18 from 3. GTFOH

Zion played zero D on Naji's last shot.
I'm shocked when someone besides Trey makes a 3, and I'm shocked when our opponents miss one
Jose, Herb, Hawk, and now Saddiq are just killing us, can't make anything

re: Pels vs Nuggets

Posted by BlastOff on 11/19/25 at 8:10 pm to
Jokic is so goddamn good. Easy 17/4/8 at halftime.
The slope thing is some brazen shite. He got called out on it the first day, then continues to use it! With cameras all around and known shite-stirrers watching all the shots. Just plain stupidity.

re: Internet Invitational - Final round

Posted by BlastOff on 11/13/25 at 9:58 pm to
Paige needs to rehab her image after the grass incident.

I suggest a wide release sex tape with some other Insta-golf hottie.

re: Internet Invitational - part 5

Posted by BlastOff on 11/12/25 at 12:11 pm to
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But I agree, in this latest video at least, she's very controlling/bossy.


Counterpoint, they’re playing for a considerable amount of $$$. I’d be bossy too if it helped me win, and the other competitors went along with my bossiness.

re: ....and he's still our coach.

Posted by BlastOff on 11/11/25 at 3:17 pm to
Honestly I've been refreshing the Pels board pretty frequently today hoping for some Coach Willie Fired Breaking News
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I watched a video of Berkshire on a par 5 750 yard hole. He eagled. 450 yard drive, 300 yard 4 iron, landed two inches from the hole.


Probably multiple takes. Has to be a reason why he wouldn't pull driver with real money on the line.

re: Pelicans vs Mavericks

Posted by BlastOff on 11/5/25 at 10:08 pm to
Bey is going to be a fan favorite. Plays hard, no real dumb mistakes, can make some shots.

re: Pelicans vs Mavericks

Posted by BlastOff on 11/5/25 at 9:16 pm to
Coach Willie only outscored by 2 in the 3rd, shocker

re: Leadership doesn’t care

Posted by BlastOff on 11/5/25 at 8:49 pm to
That’s good, I’ll take the L on Lady Gayle. I’ll still assume Lauscha and the suits hit the bricks.

Leadership doesn’t care

Posted by BlastOff on 11/4/25 at 10:14 pm
Noticed that Gayle, Lauscha, and some other dipshits in shirts and ties were in their customary suite tonight. Looked over around the beginning of the 4th and saw that the suite was cleared out. Guess beating traffic is more important than watching your franchise fight their arse off to win their first game in front of a vocal and passionate home crowd.

Maybe there’s an early prayer service with Coach Willie tomorrow.