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re: Are there any married dudes who still jackoff

Posted on 2/1/18 at 5:53 pm to
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 5:53 pm to
quote:

Before marriage: “I can’t wait til I’m married, so I won’t have to jack off anymore” 


During marriage: “I can’t wait for her to leave the house, so I can jack off.”

this guy's been married awhile
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 5:55 pm to
95% of men admit they masturbate. The other 5% are liars.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25428 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 5:55 pm to
Yes. All of them.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77716 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 5:56 pm to
This O-T forum has really gotten pathetic lately. Really gone downhill.

Idiots.
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 5:58 pm to
quote:

And hell get your SO to jack you off sometimes, that’s always great too


You’re never too old for an OTPHJ
Posted by mjax57
Vinings, GA
Member since Mar 2012
5140 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 6:03 pm to
Does a bear shite in the woods?
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 6:05 pm to
quote:

So I could fantasize about someone other than my wife.


Definitely not limited to jacking off.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46739 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 6:05 pm to
quote:

Before marriage: “I can’t wait til I’m married, so I won’t have to jack off anymore”


During marriage: “I can’t wait for her to leave the house, so I can jack off.”




This man gets it.

Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 6:08 pm to
nobody knows me like me
Posted by MrSmith
Member since Sep 2009
8319 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 6:08 pm to
How's Junior high treating you?
Posted by Higgysmalls
Ft Lauderdale
Member since Jun 2016
8018 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 6:13 pm to
who doesnt
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34813 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 6:17 pm to
Only in the deer stand...
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 6:20 pm to
Do you enjoy reading about men jacking off? If so, perfect bait thread.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144681 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 6:21 pm to
Everyone masturbates. Even chicks. All ages. Married and unmarried. Everyone.

Why do you think your mom takes 40 minute showers?

Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31201 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 6:24 pm to
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Why do you think your mom takes 40 minute showers?


Pretty sure Hawg's mom takes 40 when she is washing up after BukakeFest.
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 6:24 pm to
Yes, and also after I bought a refrigerator I never ate at a restaurant again.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99043 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 6:25 pm to
quote:

And hell get your SO to jack you off sometimes, that’s always great too.


frick that

I'm way better at it
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77716 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 6:26 pm to
quote:

I'm way better at it


Yes. You. Are.
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 6:27 pm to
Well you can’t be a novicebaiter your whole life. Eventually, you have to become a masterbaiter
Posted by partywiththelombardi
Member since May 2012
11800 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 6:27 pm to
Jacking it is healthy for the relationship...builds and maintains stamina.

Which in turn provided you know what you are doing...gets her ready to go faster knowing she will actually get to enjoy sex with you vs just being present till you finish.

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