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Are gumps the slowest, most brain dead drivers on the road?

Posted on 3/6/16 at 3:02 pm
Posted by Raleigh Tiger
Raleigh, NC
Member since Oct 2003
622 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 3:02 pm
At Orange beach and driving up and down 59 all tbe gumps creep along in the fast lane. Then at the lights when they turn green, it doesn't matter if they are the first or fifth car, they just sit tbere. So you have to go around their dumb asses, and then furtber down the road they pass you up and then gradually slow down to a snails pace. Next light, repeat the whole process.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135034 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 3:03 pm to
Hard to drive fast when getting road head from their sisters.
This post was edited on 3/6/16 at 3:04 pm
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
128544 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 3:03 pm to
As soon as you cross into Texas, every one of them is driving in the left lane.
This post was edited on 3/6/16 at 3:04 pm
Posted by s14suspense
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2007
16156 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 3:13 pm to
Don't drive and post. Your spelling looks like a gump post.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110689 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 3:15 pm to
Most Gumps are hibernating currently. They will wake up as football season approaches.
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
11051 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 3:15 pm to
They live there so why would they be in a hurry? fricking tourists.

BTW, there's no reason to take 59. County roads are faster.
This post was edited on 3/6/16 at 3:18 pm
Posted by Jalbow3
Trussville
Member since Oct 2008
4106 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 3:22 pm to
I've decided that it doesn't matter where you are, no one knows to not cruise in the left lane. I had a friend that used to do it. I asked him if he was going to get over and it was always "frick'em I'm going the speed limit". The worst kind of drivers.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 3:26 pm to
I hate Auburn fan drivers
Posted by Clutch Cargo
Over the top
Member since Dec 2011
1388 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 3:27 pm to
Outstanding observation. Go back home to your shitty state and quit crowding the roadways of our great state.

Imagine if we all wanted to go to your swamp for vacation and bitched about your inbred, toothless sister-cousins and how they drive their boat?
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
28002 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 3:28 pm to
No, it's drivers from Louisiana and it's not even close. Ask me how I know.........
Posted by jennBN
Member since Jun 2010
3250 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 3:35 pm to
I am a horrible, horrible driver and an alabama fan....but I am also female so take your pick.
Posted by CaptainPanic
18.44311,-64.764021
Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 3:37 pm to
Yes it's the locals causing traffic issues, not the Louisiana tourists who think Orange Beach is a nice vacation.
Posted by I Love Bama
Alabama
Member since Nov 2007
38451 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

Yes it's the locals causing traffic issues, not the Louisiana tourists who think Orange Beach is a nice vacation.

Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
10064 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 3:44 pm to


Nice
Posted by Lionnation1993
Member since Nov 2013
6103 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 3:45 pm to
No Baton Rouge natives by far
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
19961 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 3:55 pm to
Pretty damned close, Philly-area drivers might have them beat. I-65 and I-20 through Birmingham, better to nuke them from orbit...
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
85815 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 4:01 pm to
Gumps suck at everything
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61799 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 4:20 pm to
quote:

I am a horrible, horrible driver and an alabama fan....but I am also female so take your pick.
If you're Oriental too, lord hep ya.
Posted by covlatiger
Member since Feb 2006
2463 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 4:32 pm to
If I see a Mississippi license plate, I know ahead of time that I'm going get really frustrated if I'm stuck behind them. They just seem to poke along and not be in any kind of a hurry.
Posted by Iron Lion
Romulus
Member since Nov 2014
14166 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 4:59 pm to
We just do it to piss off LSU fans. Obviously it works.
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