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re: Anything nastier than drinking the community wine at church?
Posted on 11/29/16 at 9:39 am to X123F45
Posted on 11/29/16 at 9:39 am to X123F45
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When younger, my uncle stole all the communion wine and drank it. In a panic, he replaced it with moonshine tinted with grape soda.
My paw paw said the poor old priest took his first sip and then could not stop coughing in the middle of the sacrament.
He got his arse beat for that one.
Posted on 11/29/16 at 9:45 am to The Mick
Who doesn't like free alcohol?
Posted on 11/29/16 at 9:47 am to The Mick
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Anything nastier than drinking the community wine at church?
I think continuing to support an organization that constantly covers up the rape of children is a little nastier than backwash, but that's just me.
Posted on 11/29/16 at 9:54 am to The Mick
This is the blood of Christ that you are talking about.
Posted on 11/29/16 at 9:56 am to dnm3305
quote:You're so edgy bro, way cool !!!!!
dnm3305
Posted on 11/29/16 at 9:59 am to The Mick
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You're so edgy bro, way cool !!!!!
Well thank you buddy, I really appreciate that.
Posted on 11/29/16 at 10:01 am to The Mick
Presbyterian style rip n dip communion FTW
Posted on 11/29/16 at 10:15 am to The Mick
Kissing your mom on the mouth, and for the same reason: Passed around and everyone gets a taste.
This post was edited on 11/29/16 at 10:16 am
Posted on 11/29/16 at 10:16 am to The Mick
I was not catholic. I was dead last in line behind everyone else. I did not do the sign of the cross. I did not have my mouth open or my hand out. I drank everyone's backwash and wafer pieces.
The look of horror on the priests face when I didn't do sign of cross or have my mouth open or hand out.
The look of horror on the priests face when I didn't do sign of cross or have my mouth open or hand out.
Posted on 11/29/16 at 10:21 am to JETigER
I pass, don't like the idea of drinking after others
Posted on 11/29/16 at 10:21 am to The Mick
What person with any level of intelligence actually believes that the wine has actually been turned into 'the blood of christ'? In the year 2016 do people still seriously think that the preacher has this magical ability to wave their hands and perform some seance and boom this unexplainable miracle just occurs right there in the chalice? Of all the idiotic things people still believe in 2016 I'm truly amazed that this is one of them.
Posted on 11/29/16 at 10:24 am to DaTroof
It resembles the blood. Not to be taken literally.
Posted on 11/29/16 at 10:26 am to DaTroof
I've been in Baptist, Methodist, and Presbyterian churches during communion. The worst was the intinction method at a Methodist church. Everyone grabs the bread and rips a piece off then dips it in the cup. One Methodist preacher told us a story (since they like to tell stories instead of preaching) about this time he had a dog toy as a prop in his story, and he was done with the sermon and communion was next. He ends up holding the bread with the same toy his dog has slobbered all over and he got funny looks from 90% of the congregation.
Posted on 11/29/16 at 10:27 am to Popths
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It resembles the blood. Not to be taken literally.
Oh people take that shite literally. They wait in line to drink after a church full of strangers whose lips were no telling where last night and they think this is going to heal them of their sins or whatever else ails them!! Play it down if you like, but they're serious about this shite.
Posted on 11/29/16 at 10:28 am to DaTroof
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What person with any level of intelligence actually believes that the wine has actually been turned into 'the blood of christ'? In the year 2016 do people still seriously think that the preacher has this magical ability to wave their hands and perform some seance and boom this unexplainable miracle just occurs right there in the chalice? Of all the idiotic things people still believe in 2016 I'm truly amazed that this is one of them.
Are you arguing miracles are impossible? That's a pretty illogical argument (an ipse dixit for starters) for someone touting logic.
Posted on 11/29/16 at 10:29 am to Popths
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It resembles the blood. Not to be taken literally.
Someone should have told Jesus that.
Posted on 11/29/16 at 10:34 am to AUveritas
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Are you arguing miracles are impossible?
So you seriously think that this 'miracle' is performed numerous times a week by tens of thousands of people? You seriously think something happens when he waves his hands and says whatever the frick he says? You think so? Wake the frick up Johnny.
Posted on 11/29/16 at 10:37 am to DaTroof
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So you seriously think that this 'miracle' is performed numerous times a week by tens of thousands of people? You seriously think something happens when he waves his hands and says whatever the frick he says? You think so? Wake the frick up Johnny
So are you saying miracles can't scientifically occur ever or that they can only occur at a set number of times and when there's a set number of people involved?
Posted on 11/29/16 at 10:40 am to AUveritas
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So are you saying miracles can't scientifically occur ever or that they can only occur at a set number of times and when there's a set number of people involved?
I'm telling you right fricking now that nothing at all happens when the guy in the robe waves his hands and does his little chant. That's what I'm telling you. Not a damn thing happens. No miracle, no blood, no nothing. It's a fricking cup of wine. Get the frick over it.
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