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re: Anything better than a cocktail on the porch after mowing?

Posted on 3/4/18 at 4:04 pm to
Posted by Captain Ray
Member since Nov 2016
1589 posts
Posted on 3/4/18 at 4:04 pm to
I kinda grin at some of my neighbors they zoom around their yards once a week wit their riding mowers then jog around the blocks after. I have an ole school push mower mainly cause I have so many trees and garden boxes a rider wont fit. It is a great feeling sitting out back by da fire pit smelling the fresh mowed grass and citrus blossoms over a cold beer.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
45094 posts
Posted on 3/4/18 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

Nothing better than a sharp looking lawn and knowing you just dominated.


Yes


A beer in one hand a slice of pizza in the other the box resting on your ole lady's back while you hit it from behind.
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28034 posts
Posted on 3/4/18 at 4:08 pm to
I hear ya, was outside a while ago shoveling up piles of f'in gum balls. This tree is a godsend in the shade it puts over house, keeping it cooler in the summer, but f those gum balls.

This year there was 10x the amount we ever had. Wife raked, i shoveled them into bags. Beer time.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 3/4/18 at 5:00 pm to
I’d say the beer I drank while catching bass on Sam Rayburn yesterday tasted better.

And that paled in comparison to the bourbon I drank back at the lake house afterwards. So yeah that’s at least two things that are better.
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
30166 posts
Posted on 3/4/18 at 5:02 pm to
quote:

Anything better than a cocktail on the porch after mowing?


Plenty of things.

Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25576 posts
Posted on 3/4/18 at 5:05 pm to
quote:

Anything better than a cocktail on the porch after wife/gf finishes blowing?


FIFY
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
34038 posts
Posted on 3/4/18 at 5:22 pm to
Yes - that being said...I like a cheap arse High Life after yard work. Then again, I’m OT poor.
Posted by biggsc
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Member since Mar 2009
34209 posts
Posted on 3/4/18 at 5:38 pm to
A ice cold beer
Posted by Fezzik
Gilder
Member since Oct 2017
61 posts
Posted on 3/4/18 at 5:42 pm to
quote:

One of life’s simple pleasures

Agreed.
quote:

Anything better than a cocktail on the porch after mowing

Thousands of things!
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
15221 posts
Posted on 3/4/18 at 5:43 pm to
Yes, a knob job on the front porch.
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
162208 posts
Posted on 3/4/18 at 5:47 pm to
quote:

Yes, pretty much anything that doesn't involve doing a Central American's job.





I pay someone to do it since I travel for work sometimes.
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 3/4/18 at 5:53 pm to
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Yes, pretty much anything that doesn't involve doing a Central American's job.


Don’t leave out the Mexicans.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 3/4/18 at 7:07 pm to
A cold beer after my dad rides his new mower over and mows it since he enjoys riding his new mower
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20357 posts
Posted on 3/4/18 at 7:52 pm to
I prefer a mint julip while wearing my Southern colonel suit on the porch of my plantation, pondering a run for the governorship while watching my slaves toil away.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117681 posts
Posted on 3/4/18 at 7:52 pm to
Your dad drinks and drives?


Posted by Big_Sur
Member since Nov 2012
1115 posts
Posted on 3/4/18 at 8:07 pm to
I had a cocktail on your porch while watching the lawn guys train your wife. Would do again.
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