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re: Anyone ordering this for the SO for Valentine’s? (Possible NSFW)

Posted on 2/6/26 at 6:22 am to
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
6936 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 6:22 am to
If that ad popped up in your feed then your wife wants it or has searched it or talked about it.
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
45905 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 6:29 am to
Too bad Mingo got banned. He could let us know how he and his boyfriend use it
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
23741 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 6:31 am to
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How are we supposed to compete with that thing?


Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainnnnn.
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
4676 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 6:40 am to
Modeled after Barney the dinosaure.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
46930 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 6:48 am to
No more wearing trench coats, sunglasses & a fedora to the local smut shop then, huh?
Posted by MississippiTigerGirl
Brookhaven, MS
Member since Sep 2007
600 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 6:50 am to
Me neither?
This post was edited on 2/6/26 at 6:51 am
Posted by CitizenK
BR
Member since Aug 2019
15631 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 7:02 am to
She probably wants Vietnam Rose too
Posted by T1gerNate
Member since Feb 2020
3296 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 7:18 am to
I worked for a moving company in my 20s. We were moving this super hot milf and her rich husband’s huge house and the milf was around while we were moving stuff. We were tearing down the master bed and underneath the mattress was a frickin primo top of the line bunny vibrator with all the little knobs and attachments on it. This was like 15 years ago when this was still kind of an exotic thing. The lady was in the house and we’re all like “what do we do with this?” I think one of the guys discreetly did approach her and ask her what she wanted us to do with it. It was one of the funniest, most awkward, and most oddly arousing situations I’ve ever been in.
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
35551 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 7:21 am to
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I saw them out the other day at our local Walmart and I was thinking who in the hell would actually come to Walmart and get an associate to buy that?


I guessing many people order it to be delivered to their house with other items (groceries, shampoo, toilet paper, etc). I mean, that's what I did when I bought my vibrating cock-ring from Walmart.

EDT: Wait, I didn't mean to say that out loud!
This post was edited on 2/6/26 at 7:22 am
Posted by Kingshakabooboo
Member since Nov 2012
1873 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 7:38 am to
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And then what? Dammit finish the story


I don’t know. That’s usually about as far as I get in those kind of movies.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
107929 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 7:40 am to
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How are we supposed to compete with that thing?


If you handle your business it won’t be a competition.
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
2260 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 7:53 am to
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What the hell is even that?


Two in the stink, one in the pink?
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
12135 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 8:50 am to
Call me old fashioned, but in my day sex toys looked like big hard cocks.
Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
3182 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 9:14 am to
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That's a G-Spot Finder

quote:

do you believe in Big Foot and Loch Ness monster too?


I don't have a 100% success rate with Big Foot or the Loch Ness monster.
Posted by TD422
Destrehan, LA
Member since Jun 2019
869 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 9:18 am to
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Well if you play your cards right you aren’t competing as much as coordinating. Shes laying on her back on the bed, legs spread, and got that dick part up in her cooch while the ears on the other end are vibrating her bean. You have a pillow under her butt, holding her ankles, pushing her legs up and back, while you are fricking her in the arse at the same time.


You silly old romantic, you!
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
82244 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 9:20 am to


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Well, yeah but they are usually locked behind glass along with razors, etc


That depends on what community the WalMart is located in.
Posted by Salviati
Member since Apr 2006
7704 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 9:42 am to
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quote:

It looks like it goes up the twat and vibrates the clit,.
I'm with the other cat thinking it most resembles a towel hook.
I think I'm beginning to understand why I can never find towel hooks after Lady's Day at Ace Hardware.
Posted by Kingshakabooboo
Member since Nov 2012
1873 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 1:20 pm to
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You silly old romantic, you!


That’s what my wife says, or at least I think that’s what she is saying. Hard to tell thru the ball gag she is wearing.
Posted by TigerBaitOohHaHa
Member since Jan 2023
2056 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 2:28 pm to
Honest question: does your wife use your computer?

My algos generally have ads for stain removal products and sunglasses
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
23166 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 3:10 pm to
My SO has ordered me a new book about the Civil War. I am giving him a storage box for ammo. I am going to cook a steak and shrimp dinner at home.
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