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Posted on 2/6/26 at 6:29 am to Tarps99
Too bad Mingo got banned. He could let us know how he and his boyfriend use it
Posted on 2/6/26 at 6:31 am to Long Ball Larry
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How are we supposed to compete with that thing?
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainnnnn.
Posted on 2/6/26 at 6:40 am to Tarps99
Modeled after Barney the dinosaure.
Posted on 2/6/26 at 6:48 am to Smeg
No more wearing trench coats, sunglasses & a fedora to the local smut shop then, huh?
Posted on 2/6/26 at 6:50 am to SallysHuman
Me neither?
This post was edited on 2/6/26 at 6:51 am
Posted on 2/6/26 at 7:02 am to Tarps99
She probably wants Vietnam Rose too
Posted on 2/6/26 at 7:18 am to Tarps99
I worked for a moving company in my 20s. We were moving this super hot milf and her rich husband’s huge house and the milf was around while we were moving stuff. We were tearing down the master bed and underneath the mattress was a frickin primo top of the line bunny vibrator with all the little knobs and attachments on it. This was like 15 years ago when this was still kind of an exotic thing. The lady was in the house and we’re all like “what do we do with this?” I think one of the guys discreetly did approach her and ask her what she wanted us to do with it. It was one of the funniest, most awkward, and most oddly arousing situations I’ve ever been in.
Posted on 2/6/26 at 7:21 am to papasmurf1269
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I saw them out the other day at our local Walmart and I was thinking who in the hell would actually come to Walmart and get an associate to buy that?
I guessing many people order it to be delivered to their house with other items (groceries, shampoo, toilet paper, etc). I mean, that's what I did when I bought my vibrating cock-ring from Walmart.
EDT: Wait, I didn't mean to say that out loud!
This post was edited on 2/6/26 at 7:22 am
Posted on 2/6/26 at 7:38 am to Meauxjeaux
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And then what? Dammit finish the story
I don’t know. That’s usually about as far as I get in those kind of movies.
Posted on 2/6/26 at 7:40 am to Long Ball Larry
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How are we supposed to compete with that thing?
If you handle your business it won’t be a competition.
Posted on 2/6/26 at 7:53 am to Clyde Tipton
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What the hell is even that?
Two in the stink, one in the pink?
Posted on 2/6/26 at 8:50 am to Tarps99
Call me old fashioned, but in my day sex toys looked like big hard cocks.
Posted on 2/6/26 at 9:14 am to SuperSaint
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That's a G-Spot Finder
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do you believe in Big Foot and Loch Ness monster too?
I don't have a 100% success rate with Big Foot or the Loch Ness monster.
Posted on 2/6/26 at 9:18 am to Kingshakabooboo
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Well if you play your cards right you aren’t competing as much as coordinating. Shes laying on her back on the bed, legs spread, and got that dick part up in her cooch while the ears on the other end are vibrating her bean. You have a pillow under her butt, holding her ankles, pushing her legs up and back, while you are fricking her in the arse at the same time.
You silly old romantic, you!
Posted on 2/6/26 at 9:20 am to Tempratt
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Well, yeah but they are usually locked behind glass along with razors, etc
That depends on what community the WalMart is located in.
Posted on 2/6/26 at 9:42 am to SallysHuman
quote:I think I'm beginning to understand why I can never find towel hooks after Lady's Day at Ace Hardware.quote:I'm with the other cat thinking it most resembles a towel hook.
It looks like it goes up the twat and vibrates the clit,.
Posted on 2/6/26 at 1:20 pm to TD422
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You silly old romantic, you!
That’s what my wife says, or at least I think that’s what she is saying. Hard to tell thru the ball gag she is wearing.
Posted on 2/6/26 at 2:28 pm to Tarps99
Honest question: does your wife use your computer?
My algos generally have ads for stain removal products and sunglasses
My algos generally have ads for stain removal products and sunglasses
Posted on 2/6/26 at 3:10 pm to Tarps99
My SO has ordered me a new book about the Civil War. I am giving him a storage box for ammo. I am going to cook a steak and shrimp dinner at home.
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