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re: Anyone ordering this for the SO for Valentine’s? (Possible NSFW)

Posted on 2/5/26 at 5:39 pm to
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 2/5/26 at 5:39 pm to
You got that ad because of your search history
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 2/5/26 at 5:43 pm to
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
12622 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 5:59 pm to
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Can we get a name? Asking for a friend


It is the Crescendo 2 Vibrating Device

100% Waterproof
Smart App Compatible
Handmade with Premium Silicone
6 Vibration Zones
12 Preset Vibes
16 Intensities
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
72320 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 6:05 pm to
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Society has gone downhill. They sell things like that at Walmart now. Out in the open.


Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
10061 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 6:05 pm to
I guess thats made to hit the g spot and vibrate the clit at the same time?

Looks pretty intense and Im not even a woman
Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
3182 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 8:23 pm to
That's a G-Spot Finder
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
12622 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 8:26 pm to
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I guess thats made to hit the g spot and vibrate the clit at the same time? Looks pretty intense and Im not even a woman


It better with 6 vibration zones and 16 levels of intensity. It is also bendable to fit any situation. You can also control it with a phone. So if someone asks, I guess it has climax control.
This post was edited on 2/5/26 at 8:27 pm
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
15944 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 8:29 pm to
Hold up. Realize most women know men buy stuff like this for us, not for them. The Lelo Sona massager has received rave reviews, and it's non penetrative. Girlfriend said it takes less than 15 seconds, and she's given it it's own name. Something that is non penetrative like the Lelo is more for her (Amazon, $40).

Adults can do whatever they want, but why are the sex toys at Target 12 inches from the floor, instead of on the top shelf?
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
12526 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 8:34 pm to
These type of ads pop up because you're a perv.

No judgement here though. I send lingerie and sex toys to my wife all the time just for the reaction. 99% of the time it's the typical basic white bitch response and she acts like we didn't frick on the third date, but like twice a year I'll get a "yeah".
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
19983 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 11:02 pm to
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Do you have happen to have a wife?


See what have happened was
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
6205 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 11:04 pm to
Do you know how ads work?
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
150179 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 11:06 pm to
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That's a G-Spot Finder
do you believe in Big Foot and Loch Ness monster too?
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
3054 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 11:33 pm to
quote:

why are the sex toys at Target 12 inches from the floor, instead of on the top shelf?


My sex toy is 12 inches from the floor
Posted by sportsaddit68
Hammond
Member since Sep 2008
6567 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 11:40 pm to
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What the hell is even that?



The new flexible How to Train your dragon toy.
This post was edited on 2/5/26 at 11:42 pm
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
87448 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 11:56 pm to
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Well if you play your cards right you aren’t competing as much as coordinating. Shes laying on her back on the bed, legs spread, and got that dick part up in her cooch while the ears on the other end are vibrating her bean. You have a pillow under her butt, holding her ankles, pushing her legs up and back, while you are fricking her in the arse at the same time.
Posted by Meauxjeaux
102836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
46828 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 5:19 am to
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Shes laying on her back on the bed, legs spread, and got that dick part up in her cooch while the ears on the other end are vibrating her bean. You have a pillow under her butt, holding her ankles, pushing her legs up and back, while you are fricking her in the arse at the same time.


And then what?

Dammit finish the story
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15179 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 6:10 am to
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They sell things like that at Walmart now. Out in the open.


Well, yeah but they are usually locked behind glass along with razors, etc
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15179 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 6:12 am to
It looks like it goes up the twat and vibrates the clit,.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
21399 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 6:15 am to
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It looks like it goes up the twat and vibrates the clit,.


I'm with the other cat thinking it most resembles a towel hook.
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
5046 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 6:16 am to
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And then what? Dammit finish the story


You finish, realize she got poo on your wiener, then have a passive fight for 3 days.
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