re: Anyone here have to physically whip your father's arse?

My dad was an instructer at the Florida ranger camp after he got back from 2 tours in Vietnam. No thanks. And I would advise that nobody frick with him to this day.

Although I thought about it one one or two occasions, I thought better of it after giving it a few seconds to run through my brain. My dad would've probably done something similar to some of these other stories, I imagine.

That being said, I had a buddy in college whose dad was a total trashy POS. They had a terrible relationship, he hated him, and he had laid hands on him and his mom a few time, but it wasn't chronic (not that that makes it okay, by any means).

I don't think this friend has ever been in a fight, atleast that I've seen. Been out with him plenty of drunken nights, never angry, never starts shite, but apparently his dad called him over to their family business and proceeded to throw a whole bunch of allegations about him stealing money from the cash register then swung at him. My buddy put a grade A UFC-style beat down on his dad in the parking lot of their family business. Best part of all: It was all caught on their security tape! He basked in all the glory in our friend group for the next few months.

I don't think this is something he's proud of, but he has told me, while his relationship with his father is still not great, it has gotten much better now that he knows not to frick with him or his mom anymore and they seem to be able to openly communicate without his dad being such a cock. Sad to think how hard it is to have a dad that's a TPOS, but you still try and mend things. Takes a really good person to do something like that.

My son finally thought he was big enough to try me not long ago. Big mistake on his part. He jumped on me when I was laying down watching tv. Didn't matter. I was able to reverse it and pin him on the floor in like 2 seconds. Completely manhandled his arse. FACT, with age comes strength. And 2nd grade is not even close to enough age to take someone in their mid 30s. A lesson he learned the hard way.

Same here Man. He never even missed a breath.

Lotta pussies in this thread that couldn't take their dad.


Pathetic

You never got bigger, stronger, or faster?

Hell, I'd train harder to take another run at him and take his arse out.

So was he a pilot, SEAL, EOD, or assassin? I spent 8 years in the Navy and don't recall ever seeing an assassin warfare pin... must be a very small community.

With my smart arse mouth and bad attitude, one day when I was 18 I drove my dad to the point that he attacked me. I was a lot bigger than he was and he'd been disabled by a stroke. Deep down inside I knew I was in the wrong and couldn't bring myself to hit him or hurt him physically. I just shook off the blows he was landing and got in my car and left, all the time feeling this enormous amount of shame for causing so much emotional pain to someone who'd been so good to me.

In all honestly I deserved to get the ever lovin' dog shite knocked out of me. I was one ungrateful and hateful piece of crap at the time. We ended up reconciling and had a great relationship for the rest of our lives, but I still regret my actions that day.