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Anyone have a girl that treated u like Jenny treated Forrest?

Posted on 8/8/23 at 3:17 pm
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8314 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 3:17 pm
She goes out screwing every guy she can and gets geeked up so much she gets aids. She then shows back up with a kid she says is yours.

Chics are amazing sometimes.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12685 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 3:18 pm to
No.

I’m not a beta.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65975 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 3:18 pm to
frick and run frick and.

I can feel it in my bones
I'm gonna spend another year alone
It's frick and run, frick and run
Even when I was seventeen
frick and run, frick and run
This post was edited on 8/8/23 at 3:20 pm
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
15554 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 3:18 pm to
the teacher poster that is getting a divorce doesn't sound all that different
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
16562 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 3:18 pm to
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Anyone have a girl that treated u like Jenny treated Forrest


You have a story you'd like to share with the class?
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37250 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 3:19 pm to
Well she was molested by her dad right? Kind of hard to be normal after that.
Posted by jose
Houma
Member since Feb 2009
28593 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 3:19 pm to
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
13456 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 3:22 pm to
Joe Biden kind of does. She yelled at him until he ran.
Posted by RodFarva
Spurbury, Vermont
Member since Jun 2015
575 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 3:23 pm to
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I’m not a beta.


What he said.
Posted by Richard Grayson
Bestbank
Member since Sep 2022
2149 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 3:24 pm to
Her dad was a drunken child molester and she ran out on her own at like 14.

Sometimes there just arent enough rocks.
This post was edited on 8/8/23 at 3:25 pm
Posted by JasonDBlaha
Woodlands, Texas
Member since Apr 2023
2364 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 3:28 pm to
Jenny only married Forrest because she needed someone to take of her kid when she died from AIDS. She never gave a shite about him except when it was convenient for her to do so
Posted by This GUN for HIRE
Member since May 2022
2893 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 3:29 pm to
That's one reason why that movie sucked.
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8314 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

Jenny only married Forrest because she needed someone to take of her kid when she died from AIDS. She never gave a shite about him except when it was convenient for her to do so


It probably wasnt even his kid. She took advantage of his mental capacity.
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8314 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 3:31 pm to
quote:

Well she was molested by her dad right? Kind of hard to be normal after that.


Are U speaking through experience?
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20123 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 3:31 pm to
Modern day Forrest definitely posts on Reddit
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82031 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 3:32 pm to


Godspeed
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6260 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 3:33 pm to
Jen-nay was a bitch who should’ve been told to hit the bricks after she made a fool of him enough time long before she showed up with a kid.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20123 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 3:33 pm to
At least Lieutenant Dan‘s fat Asian wife Susan didn’t have AIDS
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12504 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 3:34 pm to
Nah, i've never had some past hoe show up with a kid and the HIV.
This post was edited on 8/8/23 at 4:08 pm
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

Anyone have a girl that treated u like Jenny treated Forrest?
Roles were reversed in the book. She chased him and he was an absolute arse to her.

Wikipedia - Forrest Gump (Novel)
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