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re: Anyone ever robbed a bank on here?

Posted on 9/30/22 at 6:22 pm to
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 9/30/22 at 6:22 pm to
I've never even been inside a bank on here
Posted by Ghost Hog
Earth
Member since May 2015
451 posts
Posted on 9/30/22 at 6:30 pm to
Not a bank but more of a business. Pretty sweet plan too. I got caught up with a bunch of German and Swedish dudes back in the 80s and we decided to knock off this high rise with some on Christmas eve with some Japanese business at the top. Our ring leader sold me on the idea of after it being over I could just live sitting on a beach earning 20%.

Everything was going according to plan until some arsehole off duty cop staring offing our team 1 by 1. Things were getting pretty sketchy, and I just decided to bounce once the roof exploded. I heard our lead man got thrown off of the 27th floor or something. Glad I left when I did.

Not a chapter in my life I am all that proud of.
This post was edited on 10/1/22 at 8:32 am
Posted by Spoonbilla
Member since Aug 2022
781 posts
Posted on 9/30/22 at 6:32 pm to
No, but BofA robbed me once.

Freshman in college I had $800 to my name, moved to a new city, and got ready for college life. Went to a Bank of America branded ATM and tried to get $20 for the Friday evening party. Insufficient funds. I was like, what? Kept trying. No joy. Monday morning I cut class to go to the nearest branch. They said I had clearly made however many $20 withdrawals on Friday evening. I got it taken care of through a friend of the family, but haven't used BofA or an ATM again nearly 40 years later.
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 9/30/22 at 6:37 pm to
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Anyone ever robbed a bank on here?

No, but I have robbed a bank in real life.
Posted by Klingler7
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
11975 posts
Posted on 9/30/22 at 6:39 pm to
Why would I rob a bank ? I don’t need their money.
Posted by ElderTiger
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 9/30/22 at 6:43 pm to
I’ve never robbed a bank but I feel like I’ve been robbed with interest rates on loans I had.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 9/30/22 at 6:44 pm to
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Anyone ever robbed a bank on here?


Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72948 posts
Posted on 9/30/22 at 6:46 pm to
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ts one of a couple crimes the FBI will actually faithfully attempt to get correct. So many other illegal activities that you can do with no time in a blue city.


Just shows you who the true money men with power are in this country. You don’t frick with banks and insurance companies.
Posted by LSUwag
Florida man
Member since Jan 2007
17319 posts
Posted on 9/30/22 at 6:47 pm to
As a retired Federal Probation Officer, I’ve supervised lots of bank robbers over the course of my career. Most of the time, they’re strung out on something or mentally ill. They do it with the expectation of being caught. They tend to have very high recidivism.

I once had a touring drummer for Lynard Skynard band who turned into a bank robber. His was drugs of course.
This post was edited on 9/30/22 at 6:49 pm
Posted by Mr Boyles
Member since Mar 2022
1600 posts
Posted on 9/30/22 at 6:49 pm to
I've never personally robed a bank BUT the back seems to always rob me
Posted by sqerty
AP
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Posted on 9/30/22 at 6:57 pm to
If ya can't spell Lynyrd Skynyrd right you should stay off this board... just sayin'
Posted by Hussss
Living the Dream
Member since Oct 2016
6744 posts
Posted on 9/30/22 at 7:14 pm to
How do most people rob a bank? With a gun.

How do most people rob the world? Become a bank.
Posted by This GUN for HIRE
Member since May 2022
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Posted on 9/30/22 at 7:16 pm to
I wish
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 9/30/22 at 7:17 pm to
I'm DB Cooper
Posted by CapperVin
Member since Apr 2013
10545 posts
Posted on 9/30/22 at 7:24 pm to
It’s all about the night drop boxes
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
6794 posts
Posted on 9/30/22 at 7:30 pm to
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Do people even rob banks anymore


I kind of thought this too, but it seems like it was only a couple of years ago there were 1 or 2 in Lafayette. Pretty sure the only reason I know about them is because they were posted on here. Maybe someone will do the diligence and post some links to those. I don't really care enough. For the most part though, I don't see why anyone would attempt it anymore, because it's no longer a matter of if you will get caught, just when. It isn't going to happen like point break with the president's masks.
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
22732 posts
Posted on 9/30/22 at 7:55 pm to
I worked in banking for years. I feel like I was robbed every time I looked at my paycheck.
Posted by The People
LSU Alumni
Member since Aug 2008
4209 posts
Posted on 9/30/22 at 7:55 pm to
We don’t catch the smart ones.
This post was edited on 10/5/22 at 10:02 am
Posted by SuperOcean
Member since Jun 2022
3214 posts
Posted on 9/30/22 at 7:58 pm to
I worked with one. Remember the day two feds in suits walked down the middle of building ( large woodworking shop) and asked me where the foreman was... They walked to the break room. A couple minutes later foreman walks back to Mill area and he and this nice guy walk to break room... Place was surrounded by cops
Posted by NOSTRODAMUS
Prairieville/Dutchtown
Member since Dec 2003
16206 posts
Posted on 9/30/22 at 8:02 pm to
I didn’t realize there were banks on here.
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