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Anyone ever purchased hair from a blue whale on the black market?

Posted on 4/8/17 at 10:55 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61325 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 10:55 pm
Is it just a great collectible or does it serve a medicinal purpose?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139218 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 10:55 pm to
Gives you raging boners, bro
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 10:59 pm to
It adds 12 years to your life and increases sexual productivity.
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
10972 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 11:00 pm to
quote:

Anyone ever purchased hair from a blue whale on the black market?

What?? No man. No I haven't.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76148 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 11:01 pm to
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Anyone ever purchased hair from a blue whale on the black market?

Always about race?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 11:07 pm to
You'll gain 3"
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 11:08 pm to
You're drunk too, huh?
Posted by bbrownso
Member since Mar 2008
8985 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 11:09 pm to
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Is it just a great collectible or does it serve a medicinal purpose?


It has some medicinal purposes but, the quality has been dropping.

Send me $200 and I'll send you a blue whale hair tester so you can make sure you haven't gotten taken.
This post was edited on 4/8/17 at 11:10 pm
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
48176 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 11:10 pm to
quote:

Is it just a great collectible or does it serve a medicinal purpose?




aint nothing gonna make that little asian dick any bigger.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35970 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 11:19 pm to
Is this some sort of code sentence that requires a response from your "contact"?


Mandatory dig at OP's mother

Your mom didn't mind donating the hair?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45529 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 11:27 pm to
So innocent whales are being shaved in our oceans? Does Sea Shepherd know about this?
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63285 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 11:42 pm to
depends...is it whale pubes or hair from his head?
Posted by jcolding41
Member since Sep 2015
5926 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 11:48 pm to
Quote:
The baleen from baleen whales, a type of hair-like filter that helps whales sift plankton in their mouths, was used to make corsets, carriage springs, fishing poles, whips and umbrella ribs in the 19th and early 20th centuries, though these products are now made using plastic or metal.

LINK
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
135363 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 11:55 pm to
quote:

Anyone ever purchased hair from a blue whale on the black market?
If I had a nickle.....
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8375 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 11:56 pm to
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You'll gain 3"

What would my wife do with a full 1/2 foot?
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
16031 posts
Posted on 4/9/17 at 12:30 am to
quote:

quote:
You'll gain 3"

What would my wife do with a full 1/2 foot?



I'm trying to figure out what I'll do with 4 inches... half foot?!?!?! Damn son
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74880 posts
Posted on 4/9/17 at 12:39 am to
reminds me of a guy I knew back in the day that made "testers" for MDMA. He would sell them for $30 a pop, it was just some kind of eye cleaner that turned color.
Did real good at rave's
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60123 posts
Posted on 4/9/17 at 12:52 am to
that's how the harkonnens made their fortune
Posted by ruzil
WNC
Member since Feb 2012
18463 posts
Posted on 4/9/17 at 12:54 am to
I'm told hair from a black whale on the blue market is legit.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
28924 posts
Posted on 4/9/17 at 4:44 am to
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Anyone ever purchased hair from a blue whale on the black market?



I paid the iron price.
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