re: Anyone ever fall in love with your Cousin?

Her father is the brother of my mom. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fricking grew up hot. And all my friends are trying to frick her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these assholes frick my cousin. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I'm not like, gonna let someone else frick my cousin, you know? If anyone's gonna frick my cousin, it's gonna be me. Out of respect.

(Insert obligatory joke about new New York)

I think 2nd cousin is OK. 1st would be weird.

Real talk, I was once at a wedding for a couple I knew from southeast asia. The wedding was being held 2000 miles from where I live. I saw a pretty girl getting a drink about 10-15 years younger than me drinking a whiskey neat by herself at the hotel bar. I sat down struck up a convo, and it went pretty smooth. She bought me a drink.

About an hour in, I asked where she was from. She gave me kind of an odd look (red flag one) and said Louisiana (red flag two). After about four more red flags, I realized she was my cousin's daughter.

I still get shite for it years later.

If anyone should be getting shite for it, it should be her. I figured by distance/isolation of the event/and zero connections with anyone else at the wedding... I was safe to assume a pretty girl sitting at the bar wasn't related me my Shrek looking arse. There is zero chance she didn't know who I was.

That's just for fun. Cousins are for making kids...pun intended.

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A southern question for sure.

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Im still mulling it over. Thinking about dropping in for a suprise visit half way across the country. But why, do I suddenly have these feelings, I never had before for her.

What in the LP Floridaman Bama fan frick is this shite.

Roll Tide. That is all.

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I thought they only did goats

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Every thing is a go for them son of a bitches except for pigs .