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re: Anyone else’s wife read a book that improved your adult time?

Posted on 7/7/23 at 6:46 am to
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118252 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 6:46 am to
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My wife can’t read



Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80695 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 6:51 am to
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Mine did. The 50 Shades book. And then the movies that followed. We separated a few months later.


Should have built that red room bruh
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33514 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 6:52 am to
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Does fun time = fricking? Are you a child?

He is a child, they played with his matchbox cars
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
72487 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 6:56 am to
I’m glad you both benefitted from your wife having read The Pegging.
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
11179 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 7:00 am to
Yep. Romance novels were great but now she makes me role play. I have to wear a long blonde wig and she always calls me Fernando and I have to pretend I’m a secret millionaire on vacation in St Lucia.
Posted by WB504
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
6133 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 7:01 am to
She’s thinking of someone else while y’all had fun time.
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3696 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 7:03 am to
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woke up at 1 am


Post made at 2:37 A.M.

Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
23173 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 7:03 am to
Not subtle I had sex brag
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32061 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 7:07 am to
Your wife woke me up at 1:30. Please do it better next time so she doesn’t sext me and wake me up.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
7348 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 7:11 am to
My wife is reading a book on Alcatraz, shite stays on lock down.
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
28555 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 7:57 am to
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Does fun time = fricking? Are you a child?



He’s not, but you’re clearly a virgin
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3696 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 8:01 am to
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My wife is reading a book on Alcatraz, shite stays on lock down.


She’s just waiting on your best Sean Connery impersonation.

Posted by Death Before Disco
Member since Dec 2009
6459 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 8:05 am to
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I like reading sailboat magazines and pretending I’m going to sail away one day
I sailed on my very first try.
Posted by rexorotten
2314762 posts
Member since Oct 2013
5134 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 8:06 am to
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Got woke up at 1 am for fun time


Please don't call it that. My uncle used to call it "fun time". Wasn't very fun for me.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 8:12 am to
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Got woke up at 1 am for fun time after my wife was reading a book she couldn’t put down in bed.


And you can't tell us the name of the book? I call 100% bullshite! You are probably the one reading the book and waking up at 1am for solo alone time.
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
38054 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 8:13 am to
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Yep. Romance novels were great but now she makes me role play. I have to wear a long blonde wig and she always calls me Fernando and I have to pretend I’m a secret millionaire on vacation in St Lucia.



Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20153 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 8:44 am to
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50 Shades of Grey


I remember when this was the thing and Soccer Moms were getting freaky. Good times.
Posted by Billy Blanks
Member since Dec 2021
5093 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 8:45 am to
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Anyone else’s wife read a book that improved your adult time?


Mine did. The 50 Shades book. And then the movies that followed. We separated a few months later.





How long after was she in a relationship?
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
7115 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 9:21 am to
Nah, my wife pretty much exclusively listens to murder podcasts and watches true crime docs.


So, my days are probably numbered.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
25731 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 9:23 am to
Anything with Fabio on the cover
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