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re: Anyone else’s wife hate how they dress?

Posted on 8/8/21 at 9:31 am to
Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
12855 posts
Posted on 8/8/21 at 9:31 am to
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If that stands for the abomination that is the short sleeved button down, your wife is as hopeless as you are.


An exception needs to be made here. Columbia and Drake fishing shirts are not the same thing. Those are OK for casual wear.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37400 posts
Posted on 8/8/21 at 9:33 am to
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An exception needs to be made here. Columbia and Drake fishing shirts are not the same thing


You're right, they're way worse.

Uniform of an overweight southerner with a goatee to try to hide his triple chin.
This post was edited on 8/8/21 at 9:34 am
Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
12855 posts
Posted on 8/8/21 at 9:36 am to
I’m a 35 year old married dad who focuses on his family and spends all his free time doing home repairs/yard work.

I’m okay with whatever you want to say. Those shirts are comfortable and people who actually spend time outside could attest to that.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
82768 posts
Posted on 8/8/21 at 9:39 am to
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I *always* ask my wife what she's wearing before we go somewhere "special" (dinner at a restaurant we don't normally go to, party, etc). I then decide what I'm wearing accordingly. Not only level of formality, but whether I'm going earth tones or cool tones.


We do this too.

I love dressing up and always do it. My girlfriends hate me for it I wear heels every single day.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
31761 posts
Posted on 8/8/21 at 9:44 am to
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I’m a 35 year old married dad who focuses on his family and spends all his free time doing home repairs/yard work.

I’m okay with whatever you want to say. Those shirts are comfortable and people who actually spend time outside could attest to that.


Buttons are among the less practical fasteners at this point in history. Why not just use fabric that's comfortable to pull over your head? Or a zipper? Or hook and eye? Etc, etc? No one is arguing they aren't comfortable. My issue with them is that they are trying to be something they aren't, which is something approaching "nice" or "formal".

If you want to wear casual clothes, wear casual clothes. But no one is getting fooled by the presence of a line of visible buttons that what you are wearing is anything other than casual.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
298087 posts
Posted on 8/8/21 at 9:46 am to
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Those shirts are comfortable and people who actually spend time outside could attest to that.


Columbia shirts have been worn by outdoors people for decades. Awesome stuff. Bought my first one in the late 90's and it ran around $100 at the time.

Metros have no use for them, too busy trying to impress each other.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
17464 posts
Posted on 8/8/21 at 9:48 am to
Buttons are much better than zippers. Zippers are heavy and metal sucks
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
31761 posts
Posted on 8/8/21 at 9:55 am to
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Buttons are much better than zippers. Zippers are heavy and metal sucks


Zippers are faster than buttons. And buttons are heavier than hook and eye, as well as using no fasteners at all.

So why buttons?
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
22970 posts
Posted on 8/8/21 at 9:56 am to
My dad has plenty of money but dresses in ragged knit shorts and a t-shirt unless he is going to church. My mom says homeless people dress better than that.
Posted by FreddieMac
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2010
24839 posts
Posted on 8/8/21 at 11:05 am to
Closet Florida fan in da house!
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
78336 posts
Posted on 8/8/21 at 11:14 am to
My wardrobe has gone to shite, and I have difficulty mustering a care.

Have a bunch of LL Bean polos and khakis, a couple suits, a couple of those Columbia light weight shirts, some pullovers for winter and shorts and a couple pair of somewhat modern looking jeans.

I cant stand shopping for clothes.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
62614 posts
Posted on 8/8/21 at 11:21 am to
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RogerTheShrubber


You're such a grumpy old man.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
62614 posts
Posted on 8/8/21 at 11:24 am to
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My dad has plenty of money but dresses in ragged knit shorts and a t-shirt unless he is going to church.


This isn't a flex.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
62614 posts
Posted on 8/8/21 at 11:25 am to
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I’m a 35 year old married dad who focuses on his family and spends all his free time doing home repairs/yard work.


Sounds like a cope for giving up. And you really spend all your free time doing home repairs/yard work?
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
31761 posts
Posted on 8/8/21 at 11:26 am to
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Columbia shirts have been worn by outdoors people for decades. Awesome stuff. Bought my first one in the late 90's and it ran around $100 at the time.

Metros have no use for them, too busy trying to impress each other.


Yeah, "outdoors people" never engage in any dick measuring when it comes to their attire and equipment. Ever...
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
62614 posts
Posted on 8/8/21 at 11:31 am to
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Yeah, "outdoors people" never engage in any dick measuring when it comes to their attire and equipment. Ever...


God bless Roger.

I also love how he's throwing around the "metro" description as a pejorative. First, of all, I haven't really heard anyone use that term seriously in the past 20 years or so. Second, he's throwing shade on people who actually care some about how they present themselves.
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10688 posts
Posted on 8/8/21 at 11:33 am to
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She kept 14 days of clothes ready to go but would have to rotate the sport coats
What in obsessive, compulsive hell? If a man knows how to get it in, he can dress himself.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
31761 posts
Posted on 8/8/21 at 11:33 am to
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I also love how he's throwing around the "metro" description as a pejorative. First, of all, I haven't really heard anyone use that term seriously in the past 20 years or so. Second, he's throwing shade on people who actually care some about how they present themselves.


Decoder Ring actually did a really interesting podcast on the term last year: LINK
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
77871 posts
Posted on 8/8/21 at 11:34 am to
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RogerTheShrubber


You're such a grumpy old man.


Look at his post history from the last couple of years. He’s gotten exponentially worse and more bitter.
Posted by SouthernStyled
Member since Apr 2021
1307 posts
Posted on 8/8/21 at 11:37 am to
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Buttons are among the less practical fasteners at this point in history.


This is one of the dumbest things ever written here, and this board has produced some amazingly dumb shite.
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