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re: Anyone else think they could take on a tiger in single combat?
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:39 am to Tigeralum2008
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:39 am to Tigeralum2008
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Tigeralum2008
What happens at the end? Did he get eaten?
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:41 am to Upperdecker
quote:What other scenario would we be discussing?
especially if it's a full grown male tiger raised in the wild
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:42 am to LSUballs
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I actually did one time while hunting Sika in Siberia. We had shot a sika and had to drag it about 1/2 mile to the Jeep. 3 of us and a guide. We would take turns dragging 2 at a time. One time while it wasn't our turn me and the guide were walking behind my two buddies who were dragging. All the sudden the guide screams at me to grab my gun (I was carrying the only rifle). About that time a Tiger flys out of the chaparral and lands on the sika and my 2 buddies. Before I could do anything I see the guide with his pistol out shooting at the Tiger. He hits it, but also hits my buddy Anthony in the knee cap. The tiger turns and wheels on us. Next thing I know I have the rifle up and shoot, missing the tiger but finishing Anthony off with a bullet thru the sternum. The guide fires at the Tiger but the bullet richocettes off the beasts skull and comes back thru the guides eye socket killing him instantly. Then it's me, Sheila and stunned but enraged wounded tiger. I pick up the rifle finish the animal off before it can get to it's senses. Click. Click, click, click. It out of bullets. Sheila seeing my panick springs into action and goes for the guides pistol. Too late the beast regains its composure and slices her jugular with one swipe. Then he turns toward me. All I can think is I'm not about to die in this god forsaken Russian wasteland by some psychotic feline. He charges, I feint to the left then catch him with a right hook to the nostril. His nose explodes in blood red blood. He wheels around and eyes me with sudden wonder. I sense a moment pass between us of mutual respect. For a minute I though he might retreat. No such luck. Before I can blink he pounces and is on top of me. I reach out and grab his neck to try to slow the downward assault of his powerful jaws. Not such luck. The beast overpowers me. I roll out of the way just in time and her his jaws and powerful molars smash together. Then I see it. The bullet hole from the guides bullet in his rib cage. I knew that was my only out and I had to act fast. With all my might I swing at the bullet hole. For a split second I didn't think I had hit hard enough but alas my had burst thru the beast's rib cage and the warm, quivering sensation I felt told me that I was going to survive this encounter. The beast heart. I yanked it out at once. So quick that the beast didn't know what happened. He rolled off of me. Tried to rise, then crumpled to the frozen tundra.
This exact series of events is probably the OP's only chance to survive.
Good luck.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:46 am to shel311
Those sandals, though.
That little tiger would tear your toes off. Plus, that's a bad look for tiger fighting.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:47 am to Big_Slim
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I think I got a real shot, at least 50/50 provided I had a spear
How many hours have you clocked with a spear in your hand in over the course of your life? Cause tigers kill shite with their bodies every day.
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and the tiger doesn't get a running start
The tiger could start on a unicycle in reverse and still gut you like a newborn piglet.
Let me tell you how it would go. Tiger circles you and your long spear. You extend spear awkwardly. Tiger swats spear to the side and advances. You become human watermelon at a family reunion. Blowflies gather.
This post was edited on 4/7/17 at 2:50 pm
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:48 am to Big_Slim
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provided I had a spear and the tiger doesn't get a running start.
Maybe if the spear had already penetrated his rib cage and was about to enter his heart. And all you had to do was push when the referee said "go".
But hey, try it and prove us wrong. Please live FB it so we can watch. I'll wear a suit to your funeral.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:49 am to Big_Slim
You should probably work your way up the ladder before taking on a tiger. What would your chances be with a pit bull? A wolf? A boar? A grizzly or Polar bear? Maybe even an MMA fighter?
Personally I think that I'd have a decent chance (10-20%?)to mortally wound or severely injure a tiger with just a large knife. Unfortunately my chances of surviving the encounter are in the low single digits.
Personally I think that I'd have a decent chance (10-20%?)to mortally wound or severely injure a tiger with just a large knife. Unfortunately my chances of surviving the encounter are in the low single digits.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:50 am to Big_Slim
Unless you were fighting a tiger cub or a really old/sick tiger, you sure as hell wouldn't win. That tiger is probably 3-4x your size, very muscular, super strong, much faster, AND has some big arse claws and teeth. You'd probably shite your pants before it rips your face off with its claws in one swipe.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:52 am to Big_Slim
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:54 am to Easy
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Personally I think that I'd have a decent chance (10-20%?)to mortally wound or severely injure a tiger with just a large knife
No
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:54 am to Easy
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Personally I think that I'd have a decent chance (10-20%?)to mortally wound or severely injure a tiger with just a large knife. Unfortunately my chances of surviving the encounter are in the low single digits.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:56 am to YumYum Sauce
quote:Give me a spear, and I bet I can take on that cat!!!
here's a video of about a 12lb cat attacking a woman.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:58 am to idlewatcher
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What happens at the end? Did he get eaten?
The man had major lacerations but I believe the tiger was scared off by others in his group
The man was part of a search party looking into reports of a tiger attacking people
Posted on 4/7/17 at 12:00 pm to Spock's Eyebrow
Big cats don't frick around
Well, this one kinda fricked around

Well, this one kinda fricked around

Posted on 4/7/17 at 12:00 pm to Tigeralum2008
quote:Mission Accomplished!!!
The man was part of a search party looking into reports of a tiger attacking people
Posted on 4/7/17 at 12:01 pm to shel311
One things for certain, whole bunch of pussies in thread
Posted on 4/7/17 at 12:02 pm to YumYum Sauce
quote:She was asking for it
here's a video of about a 12lb cat attacking a woman.
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