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Posted on 4/7/17 at 12:13 pm to shel311
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The man was part of a search party looking into reports of a tiger attacking people
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Mission Accomplished
Posted on 4/7/17 at 12:17 pm to Big_Slim
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Anyone else think they could take on a tiger in single combat?
Slow day at the office huh?
Posted on 4/7/17 at 12:23 pm to Big_Slim
You seriously wouldn't have a 1% chance of winning that fight. The agile tiger would angrily dive at you. Nervously facing your own mortality, you'd fire a garbage shot with your spear (which you awkwardly wield) which brushes off the tigers arse. His claws would proceed to shred your skin like ripping a sheet of paper.
You wouldn't win if you had a gun.
You wouldn't win if you had a gun.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 12:23 pm to Big_Slim
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Anyone else think they could take on a tiger in single combat
Don't know what single combat is, but the answer is no, because I have seen what house cats are capable of.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 12:25 pm to VaeVictus
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An apex predator doesn't lose to a lesser creature like us unless we have a firearm or something significant to neutralize every advantage is has on us physically and instinctively.
Yes and no.
999999x out of 1000000, sure.
But maybe the tiger makes a mistake. And maybe you send the spear through his throat.
I had a bigger bear charge me up North in Pennsylvania and rather than run, my body's first instinct was to post up and let out the most inhuman roar I have ever heard and cannot replicate to this day.
That bear spun on a dime. Now maybe he smelled me shite my pants, but I would like to think I scared him.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 12:29 pm to uway
Yeah, I've had a house cat sneak up on me and draw blood by biting me
Posted on 4/7/17 at 12:33 pm to TheIndulger
quote:I feel like you enjoyed typing this a little bit to much..
The agile tiger would angrily dive at you. Nervously facing your own mortality, you'd fire a garbage shot with your spear (which you awkwardly wield) which brushes off the tigers arse. His claws would proceed to shred your skin like ripping a sheet of paper.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 12:34 pm to TheIndulger
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Yeah, I've had a house cat sneak up on me and draw blood by biting me
And I have planted a steel toe into a tom cat's face when he got to big for his britches.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 12:34 pm to Big_Slim
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I think I got a real shot, at least 50/50 provided I had a spear and the tiger doesn't get a running start.
The spear is irrelevant. How much PCP do you have in you?
Posted on 4/7/17 at 12:36 pm to Big_Slim
This guy did
Posted on 4/7/17 at 12:36 pm to X123F45
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But maybe the tiger makes a mistake. And maybe you send the spear through his throat.
How sharp is that spear? You really think in a mano a mano fight with a tiger, you're going to muster up enough strength to penetrate a tiger's layer of skin and fat in just the right way to take it out before it kills you?
Best answer is that there is no human on earth that can take out a tiger without a gun or other advanced piece of technology.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 12:37 pm to Big_Slim
You would never now the outcome because your said Tiger would be chewing on your carotid artery before your hears stopped beating.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 12:39 pm to StringedInstruments
quote:Yea, the OP is thinking it's like the movies where once the spear enters the tiger, the tiger will just drop dead immediately.
How sharp is that spear? You really think in a mano a mano fight with a tiger, you're going to muster up enough strength to penetrate a tiger's layer of skin and fat in just the right way to take it out before it kills you?
Posted on 4/7/17 at 12:39 pm to Big_Slim
quote:You'd have less than 5% chance against a tiger half that size.
e. Jesus H that's a grizzly tiger, give myself 20/80 on one that size
Posted on 4/7/17 at 12:42 pm to LSUballs
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If you don't think a ricocheted bullet thru an eye socket will kill a guide instantly then I don't know what to tell you.
I downvoted the original BS story, but I upvoted this post because of your commitment to it.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 12:43 pm to Big_Slim
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think I got a real shot, at least 50/50 provided I had a spear
you would have a real shot at getting fricking disemboweled and that's about it
Posted on 4/7/17 at 12:46 pm to airfernando
I think it's pretty arrogant to say no human on earth could kill a tiger without advanced tech. Surely there are some early humans who successfully squared off with a tiger back in the day. And when I say spear I'm not saying a piece of bamboo with a rock strapped to the end, we are talking high grade shite.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 12:47 pm to shel311
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Yea, the OP is thinking it's like the movies where once the spear enters the tiger, the tiger will just drop dead immediately
Right, it's not like you spear a tiger in the throat and then it's like, "whelp I'm dead now" and falls over. Its adrenaline would still be skyrocketing and would make quick waste of a now spearless human even while bleeding out.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 12:48 pm to Big_Slim
frick no.
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