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Anyone at the Rouses on Tchoupitoulas today

Posted on 4/14/20 at 10:56 pm
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
26118 posts
Posted on 4/14/20 at 10:56 pm
Twitter thread

“meanwhile, at rouses on tchoup, someone was locked in the security office for shoplifting but then crawled into the ceiling, so NOPD had to go after him with pickaxes? i dunno man.”

“Apparently a guy got caught shoplifting booze, got locked in the office, climbed into the ceiling, ended up falling from the 2nd floor to the 1st, and getting stuck in a bathroom wall. Police and firefighters spent 1.5 hours knocking holes in walls trying to find him. They did.“
Posted by BMouzone
Member since Jan 2017
480 posts
Posted on 4/14/20 at 10:57 pm to
Sounds like it was more exciting than my afternoon.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
156052 posts
Posted on 4/14/20 at 11:03 pm to
The absolute state of those ceilings.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
80228 posts
Posted on 4/14/20 at 11:04 pm to
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meanwhile, at rouses on tchoup, someone was locked in the security office for shoplifting


There’s porn about this.
Posted by MMauler
Member since Jun 2013
19216 posts
Posted on 4/14/20 at 11:15 pm to
quote:

There’s porn about this.


Posted by thermal9221
Youngsville
Member since Feb 2005
13334 posts
Posted on 4/14/20 at 11:29 pm to
It’s the mains in the ceiling grid you have to hold onto man
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7327 posts
Posted on 4/14/20 at 11:37 pm to
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getting stuck in a bathroom wall.

Folks, on your left is dangling legs.
Stay alert, because at the end of the tour, we'll pass the site of man stuck in walls
Posted by drockw1
Member since Jun 2006
9120 posts
Posted on 4/14/20 at 11:45 pm to
quote:

got locked in the office, climbed into the ceiling, ended up falling from the 2nd floor to the 1st,


This sounds like John Bender from The Breakfast Club...obligatory “did I stutter”

Posted by ashy larry
Marcy Projects
Member since Mar 2010
5568 posts
Posted on 4/15/20 at 12:00 am to
quote:

, ended up falling from the 2nd floor to the 1st, and getting stuck in a bathroom wall. Police and firefighters spent 1.5 hours knocking holes in walls trying to find him.


That’s not how walls work.
Posted by Nawlens Gator
louisiana
Member since Sep 2005
5844 posts
Posted on 4/15/20 at 12:22 am to

I was just trying to get some free booze. Give me a break.

Posted by Finch
Member since Jun 2015
3178 posts
Posted on 4/15/20 at 1:20 am to
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There’s porn about this.


Did it end with Donny Rouse cheating on his wife or was it fiction?
Posted by Wolfmanjack
Member since Jun 2017
1031 posts
Posted on 4/15/20 at 5:53 am to
With a man perhaps?
Posted by Nephropidae
Brentwood
Member since Nov 2018
2401 posts
Posted on 4/15/20 at 6:06 am to
Next month:

Man sues Rouses on Tchoupitoulas for damages to bodily injury and public humiliation due to improper drop ceiling and secret bathroom walls.

Signed - Louisiana Billboard Attorney
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
66061 posts
Posted on 4/15/20 at 6:45 am to
Sounds like NOPD was playing the Adult version of

Posted by Finch
Member since Jun 2015
3178 posts
Posted on 4/15/20 at 8:29 am to
quote:

With a man perhaps?
This post was edited on 4/15/20 at 11:17 am
Posted by heypaul
The O-T Lounge
Member since May 2008
38133 posts
Posted on 4/15/20 at 8:58 am to
You sure do know a lot about the Rouses.
Tell us more...
Posted by Finch
Member since Jun 2015
3178 posts
Posted on 4/15/20 at 10:28 am to
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Looks like Chicken is going to get another one of those subpoenas to turn over the name of a poster who goes by the handle Finch.


I’d welcome the phone call.

Then I’d happily air EVERYTHING in open court
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98468 posts
Posted on 4/15/20 at 10:31 am to
Between this and the chick dropping knowledge about the prostitute-lawyer fracas from 2017, things are getting pretty interesting around here.
Posted by Finch
Member since Jun 2015
3178 posts
Posted on 4/15/20 at 10:44 am to
Yeah boredom tends to get people talking
Posted by MMauler
Member since Jun 2013
19216 posts
Posted on 4/15/20 at 10:49 am to
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I’d welcome the phone call.

Then I’d happily air EVERYTHING in open court


It's not a matter of what you KNOW to be fact, it's a matter of what you can prove.

I doubt you'll be able to get all of these prostitutes to come and testify that they are, IN FACT, prostitutes that were hired by Donny Rouse.
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