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Anybody ever got down with a sex robot?
Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:48 pm
Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:48 pm
What was it like? Any must have features? Sandwich mode?
Do I have to add lube? Do they have a cheerleader version?
Are they one size fits all?
How much is a good one? And the Robert Kraft special versions?
Tia
In before: Hansen, 350, navytiger74 alt, and Oweo jokes.
Do I have to add lube? Do they have a cheerleader version?
Are they one size fits all?
How much is a good one? And the Robert Kraft special versions?
Tia
In before: Hansen, 350, navytiger74 alt, and Oweo jokes.
This post was edited on 2/26/19 at 9:25 am
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Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:51 pm to TSLG
I've had sex with a chick on Zoloft and it might as well have been a robot.
Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:58 pm to HempHead
I'm ashamed to say, I had a session with a bitch after her stout arse sleeping medicine (I was late) where she passed out on me.
It was awkward.
I plead da fif about whether any unconscious strokes occurred.
It was awkward.
I plead da fif about whether any unconscious strokes occurred.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:00 am to TSLG
quote:
I plead da fif about whether any unconscious strokes occurred.
Jesus, dude. Who does that? Just beat off on her and deal with the sticky sheets, but don't put your dick in a sleeping woman. Don't be a trillhog.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:15 am to TSLG
If you could buy one for $150 bucks, but it was made by Google or Apple, would you buy it?
Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:32 am to mulletproof
yep
Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:38 am to HempHead
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but don't put your dick in a sleeping woman. Don't be a trillhog.
i actually dated a freaky asian chick in college who loved it when i stuffed her to wake her up. first time i contemplated for 30 min whether or not it could be considered rape.
but she gave me the go ahead, so i went with it. she was a grade a freak, but crazy as hell and kept the messiest apt. i've ever seen. damn i miss that girl
Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:39 am to TSLG
You forgot "asking for a friend"
I think they are prob the answer to most of them baws sexual fantasies but too dam awkward to admit. Replying on behalf of a friend.
I think they are prob the answer to most of them baws sexual fantasies but too dam awkward to admit. Replying on behalf of a friend.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:44 am to Masterag
Asians really are freaks. I remember my first finger up my butt during a blowjob like it was yesterday. I went from what the frick to I'm into this in near light speed
Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:46 am to HempHead
Nothing worse than a dead fish. Give me an ugly girl that’s eager over a pretty one that’s frigid
Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:48 am to jmarto1
quote:
I remember my first finger up my butt during a blowjob like it was yesterday. I went from what the frick to I'm into this in near light speed
Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:56 am to mulletproof
Apple.
This post was edited on 2/26/19 at 12:57 am
Posted on 2/26/19 at 5:59 am to TSLG
quote:
I'm ashamed to say, I had a session with a bitch after her stout arse sleeping medicine (I was late) where she passed out on me.
It was awkward.
I plead da fif about whether any unconscious strokes occurred.
Did this happen at 6 in the morning? Did she remind you of a coke whore as she tried to suck you dry in her very frickable black dress?
Posted on 2/26/19 at 6:30 am to HempHead
quote:That's just what she told you to make you feel better.
had sex with a chick on Zoloft and it might as well have been a robot.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:28 am to TSLG
Stumbled upon a video of a guy and a sex doll on stubhub once. Was curious how those things worked so watched it for a bit. It was pretty sad and pathetic.
I figured they’d have more controlled movement or some sort of robotic giration mode, but nope. Just some hairy loser pounding away on a limp piece of rubber.
I figured they’d have more controlled movement or some sort of robotic giration mode, but nope. Just some hairy loser pounding away on a limp piece of rubber.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 8:42 am to PortHudsonPlaya
quote:
a video of a guy and a sex doll on stubhub once
Stubhub? We're you on there buying tix to one of the Transformer movies?
Posted on 2/26/19 at 8:43 am to Masterag
quote:
i actually dated a freaky asian chick in college who loved it when i stuffed her to wake her up. first time i contemplated for 30 min whether or not it could be considered rape. but she gave me the go ahead, so i went with it
Posted on 2/26/19 at 8:45 am to PortHudsonPlaya
Stubhub? Man that website has changed
Posted on 2/26/19 at 8:49 am to fr33manator
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Nothing worse than a dead fish. Give me an ugly girl that’s eager over a pretty one that’s frigid
No shite. Ex-wife was frigid. Fortunately I have one who is pretty and an absolute freak. The only trade-off is she's a bit crazy.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 9:09 am to TSLG
Is a Fleshlight considered a robot? Asking for a friend...
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