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re: Anybody asked Tim Tebow how was the sex?
Posted on 1/22/20 at 3:56 pm to BurningHeart
Posted on 1/22/20 at 3:56 pm to BurningHeart
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After all, God doesn't want sex to be used for pleasure.
Who told you this lie, your catholic priest?
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Posted on 1/22/20 at 4:23 pm to Brazos
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That’s actually false about God not wanting sex to be used for pleasure. It clearly states in the Bible that married couples shall enjoy each other in the sack. Of course it’s referring to a man and woman but the Bible encourages sex while married for more reasons than just reproduction.
So God doesn't mind pulling out and spraying on a woman's tits or face... but jacking off isn't allowed?
Posted on 1/22/20 at 6:05 pm to CAD703X
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his first sex was with ms universe
Which is pretty awesome until you think about all the poon he passed up at UF.
My dick would have fallen off before I won the Heisman.
Posted on 1/22/20 at 6:56 pm to SDVTiger
He isn't a virgin. Though no one formally says it it was pretty well known around here he disappeared with fine arse women at parties on the regular. I'm pretty sure they signed forms of non disclosure though cause no one actually came out and claimed they smashed.
No guy can say no to the level of pussy he gets offered for that long..just not humanly possible to go home and jerk off and resist for that long.
No guy can say no to the level of pussy he gets offered for that long..just not humanly possible to go home and jerk off and resist for that long.
Posted on 1/22/20 at 7:36 pm to Charm299
Better question, was she a virgin?
Posted on 1/22/20 at 7:40 pm to BurningHeart
Posted on 1/22/20 at 7:46 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
quote:And I bet he was poking he brain
I bet he couldn't get it up
Posted on 1/22/20 at 7:47 pm to CrazyJoeDivola
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Better question, was she a virgin?
She is not pretending to be one.
Posted on 1/22/20 at 7:57 pm to Byrdybyrd05
You need to hang yourself it’s unhealthy and probably makes you gay to obsess over another mans sex Life freak boy
Posted on 1/22/20 at 8:00 pm to BurningHeart
Where does it say jacking off isn’t allowed? So many things are misinterpreted in the Bible.
Posted on 1/22/20 at 8:22 pm to Brazos
Don't let the pope hear you talking like that.
Posted on 1/22/20 at 8:24 pm to Byrdybyrd05
False, he's still a virgin.
Posted on 1/22/20 at 8:25 pm to Gatorbait2008
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I'm pretty sure they signed forms of non disclosure though cause no one actually came out and claimed they smashed.
that definitely sounds more likely than the guy simply just not doing the deed
Posted on 1/23/20 at 6:44 am to Brazos
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Where does it say jacking off isn’t allowed? So many things are misinterpreted in the Bible.
I'm pretty sure the bible forbids thinking about having sex with random women
Posted on 1/23/20 at 6:50 am to BurningHeart
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Where does it say jacking off isn’t allowed? So many things are misinterpreted in the Bible.
If you're looking in the Bible for simply a list of what is and isn't allowed, you're doing it wrong. Most serious denominations/people who study the Bible will tell you that masturbation is lustful and therefore sinful.
This post was edited on 1/23/20 at 6:51 am
Posted on 1/23/20 at 7:00 am to Byrdybyrd05
What if it didn’t go so well for Tebow.
Will he make a famous apology to her like he did after the UF loss to Ole Missy?
“I’m sorry, extremely sorry. We were hoping for an undefeated season. That was my goal, something little Tebow’s never done here.
“But I promise you one thing, a lot of good will come out of this.
“You will never see any player in the entire country play as hard as I will play the rest of the season, and you will never see someone push the rest of the team as hard as I will push everybody the rest of the season, and you will never see a team play harder than we will the rest of the season.
God bless.”
Will he make a famous apology to her like he did after the UF loss to Ole Missy?
“I’m sorry, extremely sorry. We were hoping for an undefeated season. That was my goal, something little Tebow’s never done here.
“But I promise you one thing, a lot of good will come out of this.
“You will never see any player in the entire country play as hard as I will play the rest of the season, and you will never see someone push the rest of the team as hard as I will push everybody the rest of the season, and you will never see a team play harder than we will the rest of the season.
God bless.”
Posted on 1/23/20 at 7:06 am to Byrdybyrd05
Clay Travis would be a dick again and ask him about his sex life.
You know what? Tim's sex life is no one's business except his and now his wife's.
I can't figure out if this board is more disrespectful or gay in this thread.
If he chose to wait till marriage, fine let him. If he didn't, so what? I don't care either way.
You know what? Tim's sex life is no one's business except his and now his wife's.
I can't figure out if this board is more disrespectful or gay in this thread.
If he chose to wait till marriage, fine let him. If he didn't, so what? I don't care either way.
Posted on 1/23/20 at 7:09 am to East Coast Band
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I can't figure out if this board is more disrespectful or gay in this thread.
Having never been gay I can only assume that the two are not mutually exclusive.
Posted on 1/23/20 at 7:25 am to Ross
Celebrities do it very regularly. Tebow had an image to protect that was worth millions.
Posted on 1/23/20 at 8:11 am to BurningHeart
That’s why you need to jack off to your wife
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