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re: Any trashy Christmas stories so far?

Posted on 12/24/16 at 11:43 pm to
Posted by Titus Pullo
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Posted on 12/24/16 at 11:43 pm to
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step sister


Pics?
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
15523 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 11:45 pm to
Yea that's when Mrs Peej comes over so trashyness is bound to ensue.
Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
4988 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 11:46 pm to
Sadly, I didn't get to see this one.

Neice's son, 3 yr old & mostly potty trained, was being bounced on my brother in law's knee.

Kid shits his pants and BIL doesn't realize until the boy tells him 'uh-oh, poopoo' by which time it had breached containment and got all over both of them.

BIL doesn't have kids so I know the thought of one shitting on his church clothes secretly mortifies him.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
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Posted on 12/24/16 at 11:46 pm to
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Yea that's when Mrs Peej comes over so trashyness is bound to ensue.



Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26316 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 11:46 pm to
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Tanden is now a legend.

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I vote he gets his own emoji


This post was edited on 12/24/16 at 11:47 pm
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
71176 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 11:55 pm to
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ole n***er Dobbins

Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 12:05 am to
Had to buy a pink toy dog from an angry dirty mooslum.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23541 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 12:32 am to
I'll be seeing my homo cousin from San Francisco tomorrow, along with his commie parents. They are the only left wingers in the family. I hope they like my MAGA hat.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
76135 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 12:53 am to
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At a christmas party earlier. santa showed up and gave presents to the kids. Santas helper was a chick with lip piercings, a neck tat and wearing jorts. it was trashy AF
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Slidell
Redundant
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108711 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 12:58 am to
Sister brought her new boyfriend. He was a mexican...we didn't know what to think of him until he sang Feliz navidad.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
76135 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 1:07 am to
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Sister brought her new boyfriend. He was a mexican...we didn't know what to think of him until he sang Feliz navidad.
This is a very important question for your family:

Does he like Rice?
Posted by artompkins
Orange Beach, Al
Member since May 2010
6383 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 6:09 am to
Not really. My brother in law from Idaho went to Lamberts with us wearing a Bama hat and an Auburn sweatshirt. That got some funny reactions. He was also talking to the waitress in some stupid Bubba voice he does and he's deaf so it doesn't sound like he thinks it does. He asked the waitress to repeat what she said because his wife was yelling at him and she said very calmy "that's perfectly understandable sir" and everyone within earshot laughed the asses off.
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
15523 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 7:11 am to
You pick up the Marlboro Lights?
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
15523 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 7:53 am to
Got cargo shorts for Christmas

I don't consider it trashy but the uppity fashionistas of the OT say they are.
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Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30397 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 8:27 am to
My sainted mammaw (passed away now) was at church every time the door opened.

Grandfather had a black named Banks who worked for him.

Mamaw would say Banks is a good N^%$$#$ all the time and never thought about it



Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151509 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 8:29 am to
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TigersHuskers


I'm pretty confident you're trashy... you have proved it time and time again on here.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64537 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 8:31 am to
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Grandfather had a black


How much did he purchase him for?
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38223 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 9:16 am to
How bout the women who gave birth in the New Roads Walmart and put the kid in a plastic bag and dropped it in the trash?

Trashy enough for you?
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22015 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 9:32 am to
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I'll be seeing my homo cousin from San Francisco tomorrow, along with his commie parents. They are the only left wingers in the family. I hope they like my MAGA hat.


When my youngest son was 11 years old we were visiting my Brother's family and my SIL mentioned her brother and his partner were coming over later in the day. That was mentioned while youngest son stood amongst us in the driveway. My brother said that the boyfriend seems to be a nice guy. Then my youngest loudly opines, "You mean xxxxx is a Butt Pirate?"

SIL went in the house as the rest of us hyena laughed for a bit outside.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22015 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 9:38 am to
Yes only once cousin smokes and he only smokes Kool ciggs.....
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