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Any of you Baws ever invent something and had it patented?

Posted on 8/2/18 at 7:57 pm
Posted by Vacherie
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2017
466 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 7:57 pm
I would love to hear a few personal success stories of ideas that moved off the drawing board and actually made money for the inventor.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20371 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 7:58 pm to
The map to your mom’s vagina.

Still collecting profits baw
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66992 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 7:59 pm to
Post it Notes
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 7:59 pm to
I had a patent on fukking your mom





i'm sorry, nothing against your mother, it's the ot, i had to.
Posted by Ross
Member since Oct 2007
47827 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 7:59 pm to
working for a company for an SBIR or as an individual

almost went the individual route, but the attorneys are expensive and I was worried the idea would just get tweaked by the industry I wanted to eventually license to and I wouldn't be able to enforce the patent. Guess I just didn't have the balls.

got one at work where I own part of the IP though.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 8:01 pm to
No, but my FIL is a patent lawyer. I couldnt imagine a more boring job. This dude is such a fricking geek and loves it.
Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
10507 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 8:21 pm to
Jump to Conclusions mat
Posted by OneMoreTime
Florida Gulf Coast Fan
Member since Dec 2008
61865 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 8:22 pm to
quote:

Vacherie
back or front
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22404 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 8:31 pm to
Actually, I did. I was a chemical engineer working for a major chemical company. I developed a cost savings way to produce a widely used chemical. My boss got co-credit, and, of course, since we worked for a corporation, the company got the full rights to the process.
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
46420 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 8:33 pm to
I have an idea to improve and existing idea...
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23548 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 8:33 pm to
Fleshlight
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103847 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 8:35 pm to
I invented the apple computer
Posted by liz18lsu
Member since Feb 2009
18134 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 8:37 pm to
I had two ideas, they were already patented. Lighters in a cigarette box, enough butane for the pack, smokers are always losing lighters. Self-polarizing windows in cars.

My new idea, followimg cardboard straws, biodegradable water bottles. I DGAF abt it, but a lot of people do.
Posted by stealthy1
Member since Aug 2007
558 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 8:40 pm to
I've invented a couple of products. I commercialized the first and it gives us a nice little return. The second just got provisional patent approval and we'll roll out in the next 30 days. We're expecting good things from that as well. Both are manufactured products in the advertising field, and we manufacture here in Baton Rouge.

I had provisional approval on the first product but didn't make enough money early on to pay for the utility patent (which has the be filed within one year following the provisional, and which exists mainly to establish priority at the patent office in the event that utility applications are filed by two different parties for the same invention). So we just kept producing, and in 9 years no one has knocked us off except a couple of customers for their own use, so no big loss.

It's an interesting process and the patent lawyers are definitely a different breed. I'm working with one right now in a matter involving my day job. The guy has a BS from the University of Michigan in aeronautical engineering, an MS in Mechanical Engineering, from MIT no less, and then a law degree. Unreal.

You'd think that these guys (and girls as well) would all be tech geeks, but the reality is they are lawyers first, and the tech background exists mainly as a vehicle to allow them to practice patent law. It's a real waste of talent when you think about it.

But yeah, go out there and figure out something that no one else is doing, or figure out a better way to do something, and invent something that solves the problem. Then get behind it 100% and don't stop until you've got a company off the ground. If you're lucky, you can insulate yourself from local economic fluctuations, make some money, and have a little fun.

Sorry for running on, and Go Tigers..!
This post was edited on 8/2/18 at 8:45 pm
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 8:43 pm to
Well what the hell was it?
Posted by CobraCommander83
Member since Feb 2017
12556 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 8:44 pm to
Pornhub
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 8:44 pm to
quote:

The map to your mom’s vagina.


Don’t really need a map, she’s got signs on the interstate.

And a guy doing this
Posted by stealthy1
Member since Aug 2007
558 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 8:46 pm to
They are a couple of banner display systems that are now in national distribution.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 8:48 pm to
I’ve always been interested with science and things like that so at age of about 5 I was playing with some magnets and noticed when you place the like poles of two magnets near each other (North to North or South to South), they will repel each other and do so with speed. I thought a train or car could run using that theory. Years later I heard that China built such a train.
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 8:50 pm to
Been having a million dollar idea. Just never went thru with it. And yes, it's something everybody uses every day.
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