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Any of y'all have some terrible behavior stories at a wedding?
Posted on 8/14/18 at 1:15 pm
Posted on 8/14/18 at 1:15 pm
Me and my wife went to a wedding Saturday and about 20 minutes into the reception the bride was pretty much passed out drunk. The father daughter dance was basically her old man dragging around her unconscious body. Felt bad for the groom because it was a big time shite show 
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Posted on 8/14/18 at 1:16 pm to Dubosed
Roll Tide!!!
Posted on 8/14/18 at 1:16 pm to Dubosed
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The father daughter dance was basically her old man dragging around her unconscious body.
Trillhog got married?
Posted on 8/14/18 at 1:17 pm to Dubosed
Damn that is one of the most unclassy things that I've ever heard
Posted on 8/14/18 at 1:17 pm to Dubosed
At least only one family had to see that shitshow
Posted on 8/14/18 at 1:18 pm to Dubosed
I got a little "gropey" with the mother of the bride once after I had been drinking. People noticed and I got called out for it. Sometimes I do stupid stuff when I drink....what can I say.
But my wife gets all mad at me and complains that it "ruined our wedding day"
But my wife gets all mad at me and complains that it "ruined our wedding day"
Posted on 8/14/18 at 1:18 pm to Areddishfish
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Damn that is one of the most unclassy things that I've ever heard
would have been worse if they would have had a money dance to go along with it
Posted on 8/14/18 at 1:19 pm to Dubosed
As the reception got later, everyone was drunk and dancing, and the DJ started loosening up with bootie music....a drunk grandpa finally had enough, threw his glass of whisky at the DJ, glass shattered, music stopped, then gramps yelled out, “Turn that N***er shite off!!!!” That pretty much ended the night.
Posted on 8/14/18 at 1:19 pm to KG6
Posted on 8/14/18 at 1:19 pm to Dubosed
Went to a real redneck wedding a couple of years ago due to an in-law connection. The ceremony was held at a barn on the grooms family farm. Groom was noticeably drunk during the wedding.
Anyway, somebody showed up that he had told not to come. Guy was a known hot head and state champion wrestler. Anyway, he beat the ever living shite out of the guy in a field outside the barn. The groomsmen and dad had to pull him off. It was bad and easily the most shocking behavior I've ever seen at a wedding.
Anyway, somebody showed up that he had told not to come. Guy was a known hot head and state champion wrestler. Anyway, he beat the ever living shite out of the guy in a field outside the barn. The groomsmen and dad had to pull him off. It was bad and easily the most shocking behavior I've ever seen at a wedding.
This post was edited on 8/14/18 at 1:21 pm
Posted on 8/14/18 at 1:24 pm to LSUShock
I've posted this once before. Whole wedding was a fricking nightmare.
A couple of years ago, I went with my then girlfriend to her friends wedding. I had no idea how trashy it would be. We arrived at the "Chapel" and I was immediately blown away. The inside of this place was possibly the ugliest venue anyone could choose to get married in. The ceiling had to have at least 80 chandeliers on it, none of which were the same color.
I began counting the chandeliers but was quickly distracted as all of the complete trash family and friends began showing up.
As the ceremony started, the groomsmen and bridesmaids came in holding their bud light and daquiri cups.
Me: (under my breath) What the frick!?
Girlfriend I would soon be dumping: Ha, isn't it fun?!
Me: Nope, just sad.
GIWSBD: (confused look)
It was then that I noticed there were only 2 men at this white trash fiesta that had bothered to show up wearing a suit. The groom and myself. I was getting a couple of sideways glances. I guess I was being viewed as the fancy uppity a-hole.
After the ceremony, everyone was outside the chapel waiting for the wedding party to finish taking photos.
Me: Do you want to head over to the reception? I need a drink.
Girlfriend I would soon be dumping: Oh we have to wait. We are all going to second line over there!!!!
Me: (with possibly the most deadpan face ever made) fricking awesome.
I spent most of the second line hoping that either no one I knew would see me or I would be mugged and killed. More than a couple people congratulated me on getting married. I was after all one of only 2 men in a suit and I guess they figured they had a 50/50 shot. I stopped correcting people about halfway there. The final destination was a house on Bourbon Street.
We arrive at the house that had been rented out for the reception and I quickly remark to the girlfriend how nice the beer pong table is that has been set up outside. I mostly stayed outside on the balcony but I did have to venture in the house on a few occasions. On one of these occasions, I was just walking through a room when a Nerf dart hit me in the side of the head. I turned to see where it came from and there was the bride, still in full gown, holding a Nerf gun. She yelled, "My bad!!" And turned and ran down a hallway chasing someone. I then noticed there were Nerf guns everywhere. They had actually planned a Nerf war for the reception.
I go back outside to watch more of the beer pong tournament. One of the groomsmen is openly peeing in the courtyard in front of the house. I look at girlfriend I would soon be dumping and tell her it is time to go.
A couple of years ago, I went with my then girlfriend to her friends wedding. I had no idea how trashy it would be. We arrived at the "Chapel" and I was immediately blown away. The inside of this place was possibly the ugliest venue anyone could choose to get married in. The ceiling had to have at least 80 chandeliers on it, none of which were the same color.
I began counting the chandeliers but was quickly distracted as all of the complete trash family and friends began showing up.
As the ceremony started, the groomsmen and bridesmaids came in holding their bud light and daquiri cups.
Me: (under my breath) What the frick!?
Girlfriend I would soon be dumping: Ha, isn't it fun?!
Me: Nope, just sad.
GIWSBD: (confused look)
It was then that I noticed there were only 2 men at this white trash fiesta that had bothered to show up wearing a suit. The groom and myself. I was getting a couple of sideways glances. I guess I was being viewed as the fancy uppity a-hole.
After the ceremony, everyone was outside the chapel waiting for the wedding party to finish taking photos.
Me: Do you want to head over to the reception? I need a drink.
Girlfriend I would soon be dumping: Oh we have to wait. We are all going to second line over there!!!!
Me: (with possibly the most deadpan face ever made) fricking awesome.
I spent most of the second line hoping that either no one I knew would see me or I would be mugged and killed. More than a couple people congratulated me on getting married. I was after all one of only 2 men in a suit and I guess they figured they had a 50/50 shot. I stopped correcting people about halfway there. The final destination was a house on Bourbon Street.
We arrive at the house that had been rented out for the reception and I quickly remark to the girlfriend how nice the beer pong table is that has been set up outside. I mostly stayed outside on the balcony but I did have to venture in the house on a few occasions. On one of these occasions, I was just walking through a room when a Nerf dart hit me in the side of the head. I turned to see where it came from and there was the bride, still in full gown, holding a Nerf gun. She yelled, "My bad!!" And turned and ran down a hallway chasing someone. I then noticed there were Nerf guns everywhere. They had actually planned a Nerf war for the reception.
I go back outside to watch more of the beer pong tournament. One of the groomsmen is openly peeing in the courtyard in front of the house. I look at girlfriend I would soon be dumping and tell her it is time to go.
Posted on 8/14/18 at 1:27 pm to Dubosed
My mother ran out in front of everyone for the bouquet toss at my wedding and slid across the floor to grab it.
Luckily for her, I was already in the mindset to not let her behavior ruin my night and just laughed politely, took the bouquet from her and tossed it again.
I heard from my aunts after that my paw paw gave her an arse chewing for doing that
btw, she also brought the guy she was seeing at the time after I asked her not to. 29 year old heroin addict. good times.
Luckily for her, I was already in the mindset to not let her behavior ruin my night and just laughed politely, took the bouquet from her and tossed it again.
I heard from my aunts after that my paw paw gave her an arse chewing for doing that
btw, she also brought the guy she was seeing at the time after I asked her not to. 29 year old heroin addict. good times.
Posted on 8/14/18 at 1:29 pm to TheDude
You sound like a buzzkill.
Posted on 8/14/18 at 1:30 pm to TheDude
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TheDude
Posted on 8/14/18 at 1:31 pm to LSUShock
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Anyway, somebody showed up that he had told not to come. Guy was a known hot head and state champion wrestler. Anyway, he beat the ever living shite out of the guy in a field outside the barn. The groomsmen and dad had to pull him off. It was bad and easily the most shocking behavior I've ever seen at a wedding.
Anyone figure this jibberish out?
Posted on 8/14/18 at 1:33 pm to Dubosed
My brother is married with two kids and traveled in for my wedding solo.... apparently he ended up going to my ceremony and reception sans ring and proceeded to make out with my wife's maid of honor.... which whatever...but he did it in plain view of just about everyone...my mom, dad, grandparents...he didn't give a frick
Posted on 8/14/18 at 1:34 pm to CaptainsWafer
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Anyone figure this jibberish out?
trying to figure out what movie its from
Posted on 8/14/18 at 1:35 pm to CaptainsWafer
TLDR
Groom was crazy --> Uninvited guest was warned not to show up and did anyway --> Groom beat the shite out of the guy in front everyone --> CSB
Groom was crazy --> Uninvited guest was warned not to show up and did anyway --> Groom beat the shite out of the guy in front everyone --> CSB
Posted on 8/14/18 at 1:36 pm to KG6
Posted on 8/14/18 at 1:37 pm to Dubosed
I know of a wedding where the bride and the mother of the groom got into a fight at the reception, a bridesmaid and two other members of the wedding party threw up in public, and the groom passed out.
This post was edited on 8/14/18 at 1:49 pm
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