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re: Any LSU Fratstars Care to Give the Post-Bid Day Rush Report?
Posted on 8/23/18 at 10:20 am to MardiGrasMambo
Posted on 8/23/18 at 10:20 am to MardiGrasMambo
Punchy led all the loser rushees to the secret designated Geek Room where they were handed an alcoholic beverage with trace amounts of urine and entertained with a Japanese midget porn collection. An odd quietness pervaded the air. At no time did the studs downstairs see these losers.
Chauncey, our rush Chairman was rocking some seersucker shorts and had his collar perfectly half-popped to denote his air of IDGAF. Scrubbo, our Social Chairman handed out jungle juice and told that story about how he did that threesome with those Triple Nipples or Sleazy Deezees from Tennessee or whomever they were, on spring break last year. We sang our beloved fraternity song, which has several oblique references to organized gang rape, small farm animals and impending jobs at hedge funds. It seemed to go over well with the prospects, especially Worthington Bellhaus III, whom as you may have heard, is considering our archrival fraternity. I give us the early lead based on us getting him laid all Summer.
More updates to follow as needed.
Chauncey, our rush Chairman was rocking some seersucker shorts and had his collar perfectly half-popped to denote his air of IDGAF. Scrubbo, our Social Chairman handed out jungle juice and told that story about how he did that threesome with those Triple Nipples or Sleazy Deezees from Tennessee or whomever they were, on spring break last year. We sang our beloved fraternity song, which has several oblique references to organized gang rape, small farm animals and impending jobs at hedge funds. It seemed to go over well with the prospects, especially Worthington Bellhaus III, whom as you may have heard, is considering our archrival fraternity. I give us the early lead based on us getting him laid all Summer.
More updates to follow as needed.
Posted on 8/23/18 at 10:31 am to Lsupimp
That's how it used to be. Weep, youngins, for a way of life that is gone with the wind.
Posted on 8/23/18 at 10:31 am to MardiGrasMambo
As an LSU graduate and shining Frat Star in his day who is now an OT baller this meme is the only answer for your question per the current climate
edit: phone website
This post was edited on 8/23/18 at 10:33 am
Posted on 8/25/18 at 12:38 am to Jim Rockford
I have no clue how SAE is still viable nationally with them having a rolling list of chapters that seem to have a 20 year cycle on/off probation. Aside from them, most of the stuff I read and hear about was resolved with common sense back in the day. I broke my damn tailbone being black out drunk, BAC was in the .3 area code, and I still am amazed at how it was handled then (put to bed/taking responsibility for my stupidity) vs brothers getting sued over a kid not having the balls to decline drinks. Frickin’ millennials and their Gen X parents.
Posted on 8/25/18 at 12:44 am to MardiGrasMambo
The Tri Lams crushed it this year.
Posted on 8/25/18 at 4:55 am to ChineseBandit66
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ChineseBandit66
quote:never saw an asian frat guy at lsu in my day.
As an LSU graduate and shining Frat Star in his day
Posted on 8/25/18 at 6:06 am to LaBR4
I was about to say...
Castpuncher thinned them out, single-castedly.
Castpuncher thinned them out, single-castedly.
Posted on 8/25/18 at 6:34 am to MardiGrasMambo
Do most fraternity dudes come from private schools? I went to public schools and literally never knew anyone from a fraternity during college.
Posted on 8/25/18 at 6:49 am to MardiGrasMambo
quote:50th downvote.
MardiGrasMambo
Posted on 8/25/18 at 6:56 am to LSUgirl4
We had one for a little while when I was an undergrad. Just one...
Posted on 8/25/18 at 7:20 am to LSUgirl4
You must have never seen Chua shred at Mellow Mushroom then.
Posted on 8/25/18 at 7:41 am to LSUgirl4
quote:
by LSUgirl4
quote:
ChineseBandit66
quote:
As an LSU graduate and shining Frat Star in his day
never saw an asian frat guy at lsu in my day.
Posted on 8/25/18 at 8:36 am to whit
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Do most fraternity dudes come from private schools? I went to public schools and literally never knew anyone from a fraternity during college.
Wow. And you probably criticize fraternities for being too cliquish.
I was in a fraternity at LSU and had many friends from all walks of campus life: non-Greek, other fraternities, foreign students, etc.
Branch out a bit.
Posted on 8/25/18 at 8:38 am to MardiGrasMambo
I met some really nice dudes. Mohammed, Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton.
Posted on 8/25/18 at 8:43 am to MardiGrasMambo
RIP Sigma Chi. We shall return!
Posted on 8/25/18 at 8:48 am to Stevo
quote:I heard they are back January 2019 from a sorority chick.
Sigma Chi
So next semester for those like me, who struggled in 1021.
This post was edited on 8/25/18 at 8:54 am
Posted on 8/25/18 at 9:09 am to Bjorn Cyborg
quote:Not really. Just never hung out with anyone in a frat. I did meet a few, just never really hung out with any(probably should of rephrased my op). I actually provided transportation to an exchange student during high school
Wow. And you probably criticize fraternities for being too cliquish.
Posted on 8/25/18 at 9:14 am to whit
quote:
Do most fraternity dudes come from private schools? I
my hs barely had people in greek life
Posted on 8/25/18 at 9:17 am to Boo Krewe
Tell us your high school, and we'll tell you why.
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