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re: Any ideas on how to handle neighbor from Hell?
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:10 pm to HubbaBubba
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:10 pm to HubbaBubba
I read all that, and I feel sorry for you, dude. After thinking about it, the only way you will be rid of the problem is to move or have her "go on a long vacation to a swampy area and never come back." Unfortunately, women only get crazier the older they get and she will be a thorn the size of a Jesus - crown in your side for the rest of yalls time as neighbors.
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:10 pm to HubbaBubba
I'm not suggesting murder, but it would be funny if she ended up buried in that 1 foot sections that's on your side of the fence.
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:10 pm to HubbaBubba
This requires swift action. You have to assert your dominance. Take a shite on her welcome mat. If that doesn't work ascending demonstrations of power will have to be made. Consult later if step one doesn't work.
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:11 pm to slacker130
quote:
Start your own Youtube channel with the hilarious shenanigans of your crazy neighbor.
A little editing and he could have millions of views. might as well make a few bucks
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:11 pm to HubbaBubba
Does she bother the other neighbors?
If not, throw them under the bus and maybe she'll leave you alone and bother them.
If not, throw them under the bus and maybe she'll leave you alone and bother them.
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:11 pm to tigersownall
Yes film her!! Post the videos. Ha.
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:12 pm to HubbaBubba
Next time that crazy bitch climbs up on a ladder to yell at you.... Spray dat bitch with the garden hose
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:12 pm to HubbaBubba
Either PIIHB
Or
Poop on her front porch
One of these will fix everything
Or
Poop on her front porch
One of these will fix everything
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:12 pm to HubbaBubba
You might want to get some video of her doing these things. Start building your case now, because the way she's going you'll be defending yourself in court for some shite she made up.
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:13 pm to HubbaBubba
should have set her fence on fire when you had the chance.
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:14 pm to HubbaBubba
1.Put your side of the fence back up with the shitty side facing her property.
2. Never ever ever park in your driveway ever again. Always park in the street. (Preferably with your boat attached)
3. Are you allowed to change the color of your trash cans? If so, paint them the ugliest, brightest, color you can and start putting them out the day before trash day and bringing them back in, the day after trash day.
4. Do all of your drinking in your front yard from now on.
5. Every single time anyone uses her pool, grab your 8 foot ladder and lean it over the fence and start complaining to anyone over there about all the noise and splashing.
That should get you started
2. Never ever ever park in your driveway ever again. Always park in the street. (Preferably with your boat attached)
3. Are you allowed to change the color of your trash cans? If so, paint them the ugliest, brightest, color you can and start putting them out the day before trash day and bringing them back in, the day after trash day.
4. Do all of your drinking in your front yard from now on.
5. Every single time anyone uses her pool, grab your 8 foot ladder and lean it over the fence and start complaining to anyone over there about all the noise and splashing.
That should get you started
This post was edited on 3/7/16 at 2:43 pm
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:14 pm to bigrob385series
quote:
Any ideas on how to handle neighbor from Hell?
Walk around naked in your yard?

Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:14 pm to HubbaBubba
I would do five things:
1. Document everything listed below with details, dates, etc. Continue doing it for any future events.
2. Install security cameras. Especially with visual of the fence line to record the next incident.
3. When that next instance of harassment comes. Notify the police. And continue to do it each and every time.
4. Inform the HOA each time she harasses you and your family as well.
5. Call an attorney.
1. Document everything listed below with details, dates, etc. Continue doing it for any future events.
2. Install security cameras. Especially with visual of the fence line to record the next incident.
3. When that next instance of harassment comes. Notify the police. And continue to do it each and every time.
4. Inform the HOA each time she harasses you and your family as well.
5. Call an attorney.
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:14 pm to HubbaBubba
quote:
just ignore her (as I have for a decade) and hope she eventually just chills the frick out?
After all this time, do you honestly think she will ever chill out? Like others have said, start documenting. She's harassing you.
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:14 pm to Walt OReilly
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This post was edited on 9/24/20 at 10:06 pm
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:15 pm to HubbaBubba
can you get a restraining order in something like this?
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:16 pm to NYCAuburn
the kid in me wants to suggest you hire some kids to TP her house just for shits and giggles.
But that's not mature and could cause more problems
But that's not mature and could cause more problems
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:16 pm to HubbaBubba
My BP went up just reading that. Sucks you have a crazy neighbor but try to use her craziness to your benefit. Start recording her and her crazy actions. Once you have enough, go to police to prove harassment.
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:16 pm to Restomod
quote:i did.
No one is reading all that shite..
Why be such a dick?
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