re: Any good stories about how you picked your TD screen name?

Cuz "Don'tTaseMeBro" was taken.

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S stands for “secundogeniture” which helps explain my opulence.

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Is that Latin for sucks cock?

An eastern philosophy major who bites people

My name is Jordan and I stole the name from a picture I once saw and thought was funny

I made the account to comment on a thread about a dude charged with rape. He worked out at the same gym as me. Celltech is slang for steroids and I was juiced to the gills back then.

In college my group of friends had discovered urban dictionary and specifically "the rusty trumbone". That weekend everything was rusty-this or rusty-that. Later I got hammered and did the spider-man to one of their roommates (knock on the door while doing a handstand - front facing the door- naked from the waist down).

One of our friends saw my junk and proclaimed he had seen the rusty captain and the curly crew. No idea where he got that from...

Anyway, Henceforth, I was known as Captain Rusty.

I figured a man of such high integrity would be familiar with such jargon.

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My name is from the OwwwweeeeeeO You Suck that is done when LSU scores a TD..

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No, yours is from your web site geaux Chris sports

My username was originally Cosmo Kramer, spelled correctly.

Back in 2008ish the user, Cosmo, got all bitchy because we were using the same avatar "The Kramer".

A help board battle ensued and an admin unilaterally changed the spelling to Kosmo Cramer because he/she disliked me.

Been that way ever since

I picked it when I was a lurker who occasionally logged on to join in on how awful Les Miles offense was.... I put 0 thought into it. Now I regret not having something more creative and anonymous, but I'm attached to my post count Haha