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re: Any advice for married man who wants sex?

Posted on 11/3/20 at 8:29 am to
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
14243 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 8:29 am to
Welcome to the party.

quote:

Im tired of this shite, is it worth it?

Probably not (for sex or lack thereof) but i'll be too GD old to give a shite when I know the answer.

For the family I say yes, worth it.
This post was edited on 11/3/20 at 8:37 am
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 8:29 am to
Time to fish or cut bait. I would guess that she wouldn’t object to you having a mistress, as long as she doesn’t have to have sex. Some people want to be married but have lost interest in sex.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31477 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 8:33 am to
quote:

Bookmarked to come back to in 9 1/2 weeks.


Challenge accepted
Posted by Ronaldo Burgundiaz
NWA
Member since Jan 2012
6589 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 8:35 am to
Welcome to the fricking show.

Just beat off so that you won't have to give up half of everything you own.
Posted by lshuge
Member since Sep 2017
818 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 8:57 am to
Get a set of truck nuts and hang them from your mini van. That'll show her who the Boss is.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19566 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 8:59 am to
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Mud_Till_May


Your name means wrong hole
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 9:06 am to
Ask her if she wants to roleplay a rape fantasy.
Posted by TnMountaineer
Minglewood
Member since Aug 2018
3490 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 9:12 am to
quote:

Does your wife watch inordinate amounts of Hallmark movies?


This shite will ruin a marriage.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41356 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 9:12 am to
quote:

If that happens we can divorce or she can be content with someone else taking care of that need.



I had the same conversation with mine BEFORE we got married. Sex is a priority and if she wasn't gonna do it, then I'll find someone who will. Just like she expects me to pay bills, maintain the yard, fix shite, kill shite, etc, etc. She's been great for 25 yrs.
Posted by TnMountaineer
Minglewood
Member since Aug 2018
3490 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 9:13 am to
It’s cheaper to keep her.

Remember that.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
49138 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 9:17 am to
Yeah, 2 weeks is a long arse time to me. I think most couples go through a few ruts occasionally with a new baby or whatever getting in the way. Those have always been short lived for us though.
Posted by Rougarou4lsu
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2003
3081 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 9:18 am to
Quote: Any advice for a married man who wants sex?-

With girls??? ....no
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30627 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 10:25 am to
quote:

Its been 30 years
They say it's easier to go 30 days than 30 hours.
After 30 years, I'd think you'd have forgotten about it.
Posted by Triple Bogey
19th Green
Member since May 2017
6036 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 10:32 am to
We have a 4 year old and a 4 month old. Me and my wife will go have sex in the closet if we have to. A marriage isn't a marriage if you aren't intimate.
Posted by DeltaTiger14
Shangri La
Member since Nov 2015
166 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 10:34 am to
Sorry if already posted, but I am not reading all the prior posts. Look into hormone pellet therapy for your wife. It's good stuff and she will feel better. I bet her testosterone level is low. I went through this with my wife and honestly she felt better when she started getting them and her libido went way up.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5187 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 10:36 am to
Well there you go brotha. Home girl is tired.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 11:06 am to
quote:

I think most couples go through a few ruts occasionally with a new baby or whatever getting in the way.


Hell, my kids are teenagers and we go through 3-4 week dry spells once or twice a year. Seems to always happen right towards the end of the school year for some reason. Just a lot of work and school activities converging at one time that makes life stressful and exhausting. But then we'll have weeks where we go at it at least once a day. Very hot and cold sitch over here.

Wife is pretty good about recognizing when it's been a while and will initiate, or succumb to my advances.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 11:29 am to
quote:

Lay in bed and start jacking off.

Guilt her into participation.




Always worked on your little brother, right?
Posted by playmakers in space
Member since Sep 2018
1267 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 11:51 am to
quote:

Stop whining about it. Never talk about sex to her again. She’s no longer your sexual partner.


Notice how OP has completely ignored the best advice in this thread? StringedInstruments told him exactly what he needs to do.

This is a shitty troll.
Posted by mthorn2
Planet Louisiana
Member since Sep 2007
1245 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 11:57 am to
just start getting up at 5:00am to go work out. Either she'll get curious as to why the sudden change and start sleeping with you because she 'feels' something is changing or she'll find it sexy and sex you up. If neither works, at least you are getting in shape for the next one.
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