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Another "Best Advice You Ever Got" Thread.
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:00 pm
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:00 pm
Mine is a toss up...
My Grandfather once told me, "If you pass up a piece of pussy, you're a piece of pussy behind for the rest of your life."
then later, my Mother told me, "Be careful of passionate people... because passion swings both ways"
I think Mom's advice was much more universal.
Go.
My Grandfather once told me, "If you pass up a piece of pussy, you're a piece of pussy behind for the rest of your life."
then later, my Mother told me, "Be careful of passionate people... because passion swings both ways"
I think Mom's advice was much more universal.
Go.
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Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:01 pm to yankeeundercover
There is a fine line between dumb and stupid. Dumb is alright, just don't be stupid.
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:02 pm to yankeeundercover
"That chick has herpes, don't bang her."
-my baw talking about Cheryl Mercedes
-my baw talking about Cheryl Mercedes
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:02 pm to yankeeundercover
I was once told to downvote terrible threads.
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:02 pm to yankeeundercover
"Pull out when you're about to jizz. "
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:03 pm to yankeeundercover
Must give your life real purpose for your grandad to admit that your grandma just so happened to be one he didn't pull out of
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:04 pm to yankeeundercover
90% of all pleasure in your life and 90% of all pain in your life is a result of your spouse...
choose wisely...
choose wisely...
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:04 pm to yankeeundercover
be kind
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:06 pm to tiggerthetooth
"Wipe your butt with Wet Wipes". I forgot who told me this.
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:08 pm to yankeeundercover
"Your girlfriend fricked your cousin so you should probably look into that"
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:09 pm to yankeeundercover
It was a private message from the admins. It was really good advice. 
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:15 pm to yankeeundercover
At an early point in my career I was very ambitious for more money and my godfather told me
"Employers don't give people more money because they want it. They pay based on the amount of responsibility someone can bear. Chase more responsibility and demonstrate you can handle it and the money will follow."
I've been chasing responsibility ever since and it has definitely paid off.
"Employers don't give people more money because they want it. They pay based on the amount of responsibility someone can bear. Chase more responsibility and demonstrate you can handle it and the money will follow."
I've been chasing responsibility ever since and it has definitely paid off.
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:18 pm to yankeeundercover
"If your up to down vote ratio is one to eight, your thread may have been done too many times"
-your whore mother
Edited for accuracy.
-your whore mother
Edited for accuracy.
This post was edited on 8/25/15 at 10:55 pm
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:21 pm to yankeeundercover
You can tell a lot about a man by how he shakes hands.
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:24 pm to yankeeundercover
"If you insist on making assumptions, always assume you are wrong."
-Dad telling me to rely on facts and not conjecture.
-Dad telling me to rely on facts and not conjecture.
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:25 pm to yankeeundercover
"Big picture - No time spent trying to benefit somebody else should be considered wasted time."
I embrace the fact that effort often makes you a better person even if it doesn't make the other person a better person.
I embrace the fact that effort often makes you a better person even if it doesn't make the other person a better person.
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:25 pm to yankeeundercover
"You don't need to punish my cervix to make me happy."
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:25 pm to upgrayedd
Before you marry the girl, take a long look at the mother...that is your future!
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:28 pm to yankeeundercover
Obligatory advice from your grandpa about pussy.
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:28 pm to yankeeundercover
If you can honestly say you did everything you could do be successful in what you are trying to accomplish, you can always be happy with the result
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