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Animal Talk with Pecker: The Cassowary

Posted on 12/21/17 at 10:53 am
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 12/21/17 at 10:53 am


From its sharp claws to its beak, this menacing figure looks like something that crept out of Jurassic Park. Of the genus Casuarius, the Cassowary roams the tropical rainforests of Oceania with an intimidating presence and a reputation for violence.





The Southern Cassowary, the most common of the three extant species, is the third largest bird in the world, and the second heaviest. It is classified as a ratite, a flightless bird. The largest of these birds can grow over 6 feet tall and can weigh up to a muscular 185 lbs. If you’re thinking that those are some impressive stats, you’re right. These birds have been loading up on gains. All kinds of gains. They sport small, retarded looking wings that serve only as a shield to protect the body while running through the forest. The most intimidating and notable features of the Cassowary are the large, three-toed feet with sharp claws. The second toe sports a dagger-like claw that can be over 5 inches long, velociraptor style. This claw is used as the primary form of attack and defense. Using its powerful legs, the Cassowary will thrust out its claws (with large claw extended) intending to pierce or gore.



Cassowaries can run up to 31 MPH, and can make great use of this speed when chasing prey or charging in defense. They are predominantly frugivorous, but their diet also includes flowers, fungi, snails, insects, frogs, birds, fish, rats, mice, and carrion. Although these strange beasts look like they’d sink to the bottom of the ocean, they’re surprisingly strong swimmers. These birds sport a large casque (a horny ridge found on the upper mandible of a bird's bill) on their heads. There is still debate as to the purpose of this casque, with some biologists theorizing that it's purely for males to pull better cassowary poon, and other biologists suggesting that it functions as a crown of sorts to protect our feathered friend while it runs "full tilt through the vegetation, brushing saplings aside and occasionally careening into small trees.” This horn-like casque can grow up to 7 inches high.



The birds are native to the tropical forests of New Guinea (Papua New Guinea and Indonesia), nearby islands, and northeastern Australia. In some regions they are listed as vulnerable or endangered. With no natural predators, the oft-called "most dangerous bird in the world" is an intimidating figure in its natural habitat.



Cassowaries have developed a reputation for being extremely ill-tempered, aggressive and, at times, deadly. During World War II American and Australian troops stationed in New Guinea were warned to steer clear of them. In his book Living Birds of the World from 1958, ornithologist Ernest Thomas Gilliard wrote:

The inner or second of the three toes is fitted with a long, straight, murderous nail which can sever an arm or eviscerate an abdomen with ease. There are many records of natives being killed by this bird.

A recent study showed that there have been over 150 attacks against humans. The attacks can ususally be attributed to the bird feeling threatened or protecting its eggs. One of the attacks resulted in the death of a human. The death was the result of a kick to the neck which created a large gash and may have severed the jugular vein.



The fearless and sometimes aggressive nature of the birds in the presence of humans has led to many local legends, unsubstantiated reports of attacks, and tall tales about these flightless monsters. Some biologists claim that reports of the bird’s violent behavior have been overstated. Nevertheless, your boy Pecker has seen enough evidence to believe that this bird is bout that life, and is begging you to frick with it.




Let us marvel at the strength and beauty of this unique beast. Tell your friends and family what you’ve seen here so they too may enjoy these miracles of nature.

Join me in celebrating the Cassowary.













This post was edited on 12/21/17 at 11:10 am
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
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Posted on 12/21/17 at 10:53 am to
Cassowary, you a mutha fricka!
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
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Posted on 12/21/17 at 10:54 am to
beautiful
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 12/21/17 at 10:54 am to
That's a fricking dinosaur.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 12/21/17 at 10:55 am to
Random fact: I have 3 of these
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
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Posted on 12/21/17 at 10:57 am to
I bet that bird tastes good in a gumbo
Posted by 99BLKBRD
Member since Mar 2015
575 posts
Posted on 12/21/17 at 10:57 am to
I thought Far Cry 3 made that fricker up!
Posted by Freauxzen
Washington
Member since Feb 2006
38907 posts
Posted on 12/21/17 at 10:59 am to
Snipe!
Posted by Winston Cup
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Member since May 2016
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Posted on 12/21/17 at 11:00 am to


quote:

Let us marvel at the strength and beauty of this unique beast. Tell your friends and family what you’ve seen here so they too may enjoy these miracles of nature.

Join me in celebrating the Cassowary.




thank you pecker! well done as always.
Posted by TheGasMan
Member since Oct 2014
3489 posts
Posted on 12/21/17 at 11:01 am to
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That's a fricking dinosaur.

From an evolutionary standpoint you're correct
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
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13581 posts
Posted on 12/21/17 at 11:01 am to
First, you make a roux....
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
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Posted on 12/21/17 at 11:01 am to
Looks like a peacock raped a turkey
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
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Posted on 12/21/17 at 11:06 am to
I the wild they only eat beef brisket.
Posted by MSMHater
Houston
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Posted on 12/21/17 at 11:07 am to


Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
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Posted on 12/21/17 at 11:12 am to
Kevin is a girl?
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 12/21/17 at 11:15 am to
Check those knuckles...
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 12/21/17 at 11:17 am to
I’ve seen bigger scarier birds walking through the quad.
Posted by facher08
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Posted on 12/21/17 at 11:23 am to
Cassowary kin. 3 letters.
Posted by Wind
Member since Nov 2016
980 posts
Posted on 12/21/17 at 11:25 am to
Why is the bird so fat?

Pecker why are you so obsessed with fat things?

Fat people, fat animals...
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25082 posts
Posted on 12/21/17 at 11:28 am to
quote:

That's a fricking dinosaur.


It’s as close to a living velociraptor as you can get
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