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Amy Schumer Says She and Husband 'Have Sex Every 7 to 10 Days' Since Welcoming Son Gene

Posted on 4/30/21 at 10:30 am
Posted by stout
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For those of you that need some FAP material today



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Amy Schumer is getting candid about her sex life.

On Wednesday's episode of SiriusXM's Comedy Gold Minds with Kevin Hart podcast, the Trainwreck star, 39, revealed how intimacy between herself and husband Chris Fischer has changed since welcoming son Gene David, who turns 2 in May.

"Okay, truly, we probably have sex every seven to 10 days," she told host Kevin Hart. "And we do it and we go, 'God, that's so great. Like we need to do that more.' And then we don't do it again for another seven to 10 days."

"This happened the other day," Schumer, who tied the knot with Fischer in 2018, continued. "I go, 'Do you want to have sex?' And he makes this face ... like he kind of pictured it and winced."



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Posted by HempHead
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Posted on 4/30/21 at 10:32 am to
Her poor husband.
Posted by theunknownknight
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Posted on 4/30/21 at 10:32 am to
It has to be a superpower for any man to get hard looking at her
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Posted by LNCHBOX
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1, gross.

2, that's not all that much
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Trainwreck


Checks out
Posted by Packer
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I go, 'Do you want to have sex?' And he makes this face ... like he kind of pictured it and winced."


Checks out
Posted by teke184
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Posted on 4/30/21 at 10:33 am to
Are we talking about the period between him slapping the leg and him riding the wave in?
Posted by LSU Coyote
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That is a good joke Amy!
Posted by High C
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"I go, 'Do you want to have sex?' And he makes this face ... like he kind of pictured it and winced."


Posted by RLDSC FAN
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For those of you that need some FAP material today


Posted by MorbidTheClown
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"I go, 'Do you want to have sex?


who actually says that?
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Posted by TDsngumbo
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I needed to know about Amy Schumer’s sex life.
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Amy Schumer


Posted by stout
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I needed to know about Amy Schumer’s sex life.



You're welcome!
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Posted by LNCHBOX
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quote:

I go, 'Do you want to have sex?



who actually says that?


Posted by ABearsFanNMS
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Posted on 4/30/21 at 10:35 am to
Didn’t read but down voting on principle. Nobody needs to think about that shamoo wannabe procreating!
Posted by StringedInstruments
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Posted on 4/30/21 at 10:36 am to
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Okay, truly, we probably have sex every seven to 10 days," she told host Kevin Hart. "And we do it and we go, 'God, that's so great. Like we need to do that more.' And then we don't do it again for another seven to 10 days."


This happens to most guys. And that 7-10 days becomes weeks then months. Until it’s simply not part of their lives anymore. And they accept it. And get fat and bitch about their jobs. And quit putting effort into their lives. And call their kids “rugrats” and “hellions” but “only just kidding I love em.” And then they begin to atrophy and grow bitter. Then they die a thousand deaths with all of the regrets they carry with them to their grave.
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Posted by Upperdecker
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Amy Schumer

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