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re: Amy Schumer lookalike spotted at Celina 52 Truck Stop

Posted on 6/10/21 at 2:52 pm to
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
79973 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 2:52 pm to
Not nearly as fat as the real thing.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
38636 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 2:53 pm to
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not because she murdered someone. She accidentally killed a pedestrian once after falling asleep at the wheel and got the tattoo to honor their memory

so she murdered someone
got it
Posted by TexasTiger90
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Jul 2014
3576 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 2:54 pm to
Satire, do you speak it?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65666 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 2:55 pm to
quote:

I also had no idea that truckers shitting in truck stop parking lots was so bad they have to put a sign up




nice catch!
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
84053 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 2:56 pm to
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Posted by Larry Lobster
Ft. Worth
Member since Feb 2021
227 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

Cranking the Hog Reward Points

Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
66688 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 2:57 pm to
can’t be Amy. not fat enough, doesn’t talk about her pussy in every conversation, and isn’t as cringe as Amy.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21853 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 3:00 pm to


Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18843 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

I also had no idea that truckers shitting in truck stop parking lots was so bad they have to put a sign up


Only the classy ones put up the signs.
Posted by xGeauxLSUx
United States of Atrophy
Member since Oct 2008
20962 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 3:04 pm to




Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
16285 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 3:09 pm to
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Cranking the Hog Reward Points
Truckin -N- frickin Shirt
Thanks for continuing to let us service you


Is Danny sure his company is the one doing the servicing here?

Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
14555 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 3:09 pm to
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She accidentally killed a pedestrian once after falling asleep at the wheel and got the tattoo to honor their memory

Well thank goodness she is still driving an 18-wheeler
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6404 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 3:13 pm to
I'd let her crank my hog
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
78893 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 3:14 pm to
quote:

not because she murdered someone. She accidentally killed a pedestrian once after falling asleep at the wheel and got the tattoo to honor their memory


uhhhhh
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25544 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 3:19 pm to
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That quote is bullshite... the victim is dead, doesn't ever get to feel anything ever again. And one simple mistake took a person's life....not so simple, that's why it's called manslaughter.

Just a cavalier and stupid statement all around.




Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
3359 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 3:25 pm to
I'm going to refer to masturbating as "cranking the hog" from now on
Posted by ForLSU56
Rapides Parish
Member since Feb 2015
5582 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 3:43 pm to
Cranking the Hog

Yep, I bet she's cranked a few hogs.
Posted by LSUstudent4life
Houston
Member since May 2008
1859 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 4:19 pm to
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She accidentally killed a pedestrian once after falling asleep at the wheel and got the tattoo to honor their memory


And she's still allowed to drive a truck?
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
48762 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 5:47 pm to
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Not nearly as fat as the real thing.



Give her another 6 months behind the wheel.
Posted by ldts
Member since Aug 2015
2677 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 5:58 pm to
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I also had no idea that truckers shitting in truck stop parking lots was so bad they have to put a sign up




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