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TexasTiger90
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Amy Schumer lookalike spotted at Celina 52 Truck Stop
Amelia, is her name, rollin' coal is her game, complete with "Truckin n frickin" tshirt and teardrop tattoo


The teardrop tattoo, according to Amelia is
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not because she murdered someone. She accidentally killed a pedestrian once after falling asleep at the wheel and got the tattoo to honor their memory

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re: Amy Schumer lookalike spotted at Celina 52 Truck Stop
That’s the only Any Schumer I would consider poking


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re: Amy Schumer lookalike spotted at Celina 52 Truck Stop
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not because she murdered someone
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She accidentally killed a pedestrian once after falling asleep at the wheel and got the tatto to honor their memory


Kinda splitting hairs there. Also she's not quite fat enough to be Shumer.


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re: Amy Schumer lookalike spotted at Celina 52 Truck Stop
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She accidentally killed a pedestrian once after falling asleep at the wheel and got the tatto to honor their memory


nice


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re: Amy Schumer lookalike spotted at Celina 52 Truck Stop
Nice shirt.

Wonder if there's a such thing as male lot lizards.
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re: Amy Schumer lookalike spotted at Celina 52 Truck Stop
She is as classy as her celebrity lookalike


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re: Amy Schumer lookalike spotted at Celina 52 Truck Stop
If Amy Schumer looked like that she’d be cute.


But she looks like a potato
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re: Amy Schumer lookalike spotted at Celina 52 Truck Stop
That t-shirt though


TexasTiger90
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re: Amy Schumer lookalike spotted at Celina 52 Truck Stop
I also had no idea that truckers shitting in truck stop parking lots was so bad they have to put a sign up


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re: Amy Schumer lookalike spotted at Celina 52 Truck Stop
Fake, but funny


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re: Amy Schumer lookalike spotted at Celina 52 Truck Stop
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mini fridge valued at over $500 due to the Monster Energy branding

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Cranking the Hog Reward Points



Has to be fake
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re: Amy Schumer lookalike spotted at Celina 52 Truck Stop
Amy Schumer wishes she was that thin...


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re: Amy Schumer lookalike spotted at Celina 52 Truck Stop
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not because she murdered someone. She accidentally killed a pedestrian once after falling asleep at the wheel and got the tattoo to honor their memory


6 of one, 1/2 dozen of the other


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TexasTiger90
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re: Amy Schumer lookalike spotted at Celina 52 Truck Stop
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not because she murdered someone. She killed a pedestrian once after falling asleep at the wheel




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back9Tiger
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re: Amy Schumer lookalike spotted at Celina 52 Truck Stop
Amy Schumer is a fat, disgusting pig. She looks like she sweats profusely and smells like mothballs.


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re: Amy Schumer lookalike spotted at Celina 52 Truck Stop
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Wonder if there's a such thing as male lot lizards.


There are but they are usually there for the truckers that are gay away from home.


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back9Tiger
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re: Amy Schumer lookalike spotted at Celina 52 Truck Stop
That quote is bull shite... the victim is dead, doesn't ever get to feel anything ever again. And one simple mistake took a person's life....not so simple, that's why it's called manslaughter.

Just a cavalier and stupid statement all around.


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re: Amy Schumer lookalike spotted at Celina 52 Truck Stop
Pretty sure the "victim" is the real victim...



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re: Amy Schumer lookalike spotted at Celina 52 Truck Stop
She ain't as fat.


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