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Amy Schumer lookalike spotted at Celina 52 Truck Stop

Posted on 6/10/21 at 2:39 pm
Posted by TexasTiger90
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Jul 2014
3576 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 2:39 pm
Amelia, is her name, rollin' coal is her game, complete with "Truckin n frickin" tshirt and teardrop tattoo


The teardrop tattoo, according to Amelia is
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not because she murdered someone. She accidentally killed a pedestrian once after falling asleep at the wheel and got the tattoo to honor their memory

This post was edited on 6/10/21 at 2:40 pm
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12673 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 2:40 pm to
That’s the only Any Schumer I would consider poking
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 6/10/21 at 2:40 pm to
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not because she murdered someone
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She accidentally killed a pedestrian once after falling asleep at the wheel and got the tatto to honor their memory


Kinda splitting hairs there. Also she's not quite fat enough to be Shumer.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 2:40 pm to
quote:

She accidentally killed a pedestrian once after falling asleep at the wheel and got the tatto to honor their memory


nice
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22079 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 2:40 pm to
Nice shirt.

Wonder if there's a such thing as male lot lizards.
This post was edited on 6/10/21 at 2:42 pm
Posted by EuphoricSSP
Member since Feb 2021
822 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 2:40 pm to
She is as classy as her celebrity lookalike
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124168 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 2:40 pm to
If Amy Schumer looked like that she’d be cute.


But she looks like a potato
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Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19194 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 2:41 pm to
That t-shirt though
Posted by TexasTiger90
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Jul 2014
3576 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 2:41 pm to
I also had no idea that truckers shitting in truck stop parking lots was so bad they have to put a sign up
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36359 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 2:42 pm to
Fake, but funny
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54132 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 2:42 pm to
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mini fridge valued at over $500 due to the Monster Energy branding

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Cranking the Hog Reward Points



Has to be fake
This post was edited on 6/10/21 at 2:44 pm
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26541 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 2:43 pm to
Amy Schumer wishes she was that thin...
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49644 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

not because she murdered someone. She accidentally killed a pedestrian once after falling asleep at the wheel and got the tattoo to honor their memory


6 of one, 1/2 dozen of the other
Posted by TexasTiger90
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Jul 2014
3576 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 2:45 pm to
Posted by Nguyener
Kame House
Member since Mar 2013
20603 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

not because she murdered someone. She killed a pedestrian once after falling asleep at the wheel


Posted by back9Tiger
Mandeville, LA.
Member since Nov 2005
14143 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 2:47 pm to
Amy Schumer is a fat, disgusting pig. She looks like she sweats profusely and smells like mothballs.
Posted by Animal
Member since Dec 2017
4217 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 2:47 pm to
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Wonder if there's a such thing as male lot lizards.


There are but they are usually there for the truckers that are gay away from home.
Posted by back9Tiger
Mandeville, LA.
Member since Nov 2005
14143 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 2:49 pm to
That quote is bullshite... the victim is dead, doesn't ever get to feel anything ever again. And one simple mistake took a person's life....not so simple, that's why it's called manslaughter.

Just a cavalier and stupid statement all around.
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36373 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 2:50 pm to
Pretty sure the "victim" is the real victim...

Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21449 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 2:51 pm to
She ain't as fat.
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