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Americans are avoiding Corona beer amid coronavirus outbreak

Posted on 2/28/20 at 9:42 am
Posted by The Egg
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2004
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Posted on 2/28/20 at 9:42 am
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Some American beer drinkers are avoiding Corona, the beer, amid the deadly coronavirus outbreak, according to a new survey.

A surprising 38 percent of beer drinkers insisted that they would not, under any circumstances, buy Corona as the deadly virus spreads across the globe, according to the survey conducted by 5W Public Relations.

“There is no question that Corona beer is suffering because of the coronavirus,” Ronn Torossian, founder of 5WPR, said in a statement.

There is no known connection between the beer and the virus — except for the name.

But Torossian explained how important the name was to the product’s branding.

“Could one imagine walking into a bar and saying, ‘Hey, can I have a Corona?’ or ‘Pass me a Corona,’” he said.

In fact, 14 percent of respondents who said they regularly consume Corona beer admitted in the survey they would not order the beverage in public.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
6584 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 9:43 am to
Posted by 25smeckles
Lafayette
Member since Sep 2017
412 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 9:44 am to
BREAKING NEWS: 38% of American beer drinkers are just stupid!
This post was edited on 2/28/20 at 9:45 am
Posted by 14&Counting
Eugene, OR
Member since Jul 2012
37643 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 9:44 am to
In other news, people are dumb
Posted by Badman
West Monroe, LA
Member since Nov 2009
2703 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 9:46 am to
Im personally holding out for the Modelovirus.......
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 9:47 am to
Amazing how fricking stupid people can really be.
Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
10947 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 9:50 am to
People will believe anything. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner and she believed it!

Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63053 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 9:51 am to
How terribly disappointed are the Corona Beer execs in the intelligence of the average American right now?
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 2/28/20 at 9:57 am to
Thought the link would be Babylon Bee.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
6584 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 9:58 am to
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Im personally holding out for the Modelovirus

Dos Equis Virus would be most interesting, and if it were to mutate into Tres Equis Virus...
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67488 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 9:59 am to
You mean

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Corona beer


ain't the cure? Well shite
Posted by SPEEDY
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Posted on 2/28/20 at 10:01 am to
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
27103 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 10:03 am to
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How terribly disappointed are the Corona Beer execs in the intelligence of the average American right now?


When you hitch your product to a dumb demographic, don't be surprised when they end up being dumb.

Also worth mentioning that Constellation Brands just took a billion dollar bath on the Ballast Point sale. Not a good past six months for them.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260689 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 10:04 am to
I think we all have had the Corona virus at one time or another. Moderation, friends..moderation.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53815 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 10:06 am to
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“Could one imagine walking into a bar and saying, ‘Hey, can I have a Corona?’ or ‘Pass me a Corona,’” he said.

In fact, 14 percent of respondents who said they regularly consume Corona beer admitted in the survey they would not order the beverage in public.


Not only can't you drink it, but don't even utter its name.

Stone cold idiots.
Posted by TorchtheFlyingTiger
1st coast
Member since Jan 2008
2132 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 10:08 am to
Wow people be dumb.

I actually figured it would bolster their sales slightly since corona is now on everyone's mind. I also imagined the douchey Corona drinking demographic would find it hilarious to loudly order rounds of Corona at this time.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 10:11 am to
quote:

“Could one imagine walking into a bar and saying, ‘Hey, can I have a Corona?’ or ‘Pass me a Corona,’” he said.
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
11220 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 10:14 am to
Anyone that drinks that bottled horse piss in the first place has already failed the IQ test. It tastes so bad you have to ram a lime in it to cover up the flavor..
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
7721 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 10:26 am to
Cause some Americans are stupid.
Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
2797 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 10:33 am to
to be fair
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