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re: "American Society of Magical Negros" pulled after only 3 weeks

Posted on 4/13/24 at 8:18 am to
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65911 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 8:18 am to
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Market a movie to 13% of the population


And hardly none show up because of the price of the ticket plus popcorn and red drink.

Fascinating...
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
11987 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 8:22 am to
The movie was a great idea and done well. The problem is whitey just refused to accept it. We have to keep doing films like this to keep educating whitey. We can’t give up.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124456 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 8:38 am to
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Market a movie to 13% of the population, you get what you get.



Not even black people (or you know...people) wanted to see this terribly labored and hackneyed bag of discarded parking lot diapers.

I mean...let's take this scene from the movie.

quote:

"What's the most dangerous animal on the planet?" Roger asks.

"Sharks," Aren guesses.

"White people," Roger reveals, "when they feel uncomfortable. White people feeling uncomfortable precedes a lot of bad stuff for us. That's why we fight White discomfort every day, because the happier they are, the safer we are."



Okay... now we'll re-block that scene



"What's the most dangerous animal on the planet?" Roger asks, speaking English, enjoying the benefits of western civilization.
(Meanwhile l, in the background)




"Sharks?" Aren guesses



quote:

"White people," Roger reveals, "when they feel uncomfortable. White people feeling uncomfortable precedes a lot of bad stuff for us. That's why we fight White discomfort every day, because the happier they are, the safer we are."













There, that's better
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11569 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 8:40 am to
Imagine choosing to watch this over Dune 2.
Posted by BeachDude022
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Posted on 4/13/24 at 8:47 am to
If they didn’t go the racist route with it, and just made it magical, everyone in the society that helped uncomfortable people in general, it could have worked a little. But nooooo, let’s play the race card bc that’s what they do.
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
15356 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 8:53 am to
The funny thing about it is black people don't like the movie either. So I still don't really understand their target audience.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18793 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 8:53 am to
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Maybe they can do " The Hobbit" and make them all black?


Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead has just been remade with a black cast. Destined to be an OT favorite.
Posted by BregmansWheelbarrow
Member since Mar 2020
2649 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 8:54 am to
Not many people made that mistake
This post was edited on 4/13/24 at 10:12 am
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65911 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 8:55 am to
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Imagine choosing to watch this over Dune 2.

Right? Imagine choosing Coming To America in 1988 over Bull Durham, Bloodsport or The Last Temptation of Christ.

Posted by BourreTheDog
Member since May 2016
2394 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 8:56 am to
13pct
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124456 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 8:56 am to
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Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead has just been remade with a black cast. Destined to be an OT favorite.


"Don' Bes Tellin' Big Momma da Babysitter Done Bes Got Kilt In A Driveby"
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63168 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 8:58 am to
quote:

Market a movie to 13% of the population, you get what you get.


I bet way more woke white retards saw this than black people. And the only blacks who saw it were female and possibly some of their cucked men.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124456 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 9:00 am to
quote:

Imagine choosing Coming To America in 1988 over Bull Durham, Bloodsport or The Last Temptation of Christ.



Are you comparing Coming to America to this rancid bucket of mayonnaise?
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65911 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 9:03 am to
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I bet way more woke white retards saw this than black people. And the only blacks who saw it were female and possibly some of their cucked men.

I wouldn't put the O/U at 1000 crackers nationally seeing this POS. Including Tomatoes critics.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65911 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 9:05 am to
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Are you comparing Coming to America to this rancid bucket of mayonnaise?

No. You missed my sarcasm, and the comparison numbers. If it's good black, we'll go. shite black? No.
Posted by tiger94gop
GEISMAR
Member since Nov 2004
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Posted on 4/13/24 at 9:08 am to
The way the system works is this film probably lost more than $40 million. For the first few weeks the screens get 50% or more, plus marketing on this film.

What this is essentially a charitable donation. The studio will take a huge write down on it, a d run it in syndication on all the black channels. Byron Allen will run it on his networks and after 20 years it will break even. This doesn't make it to screens without major studio backing. They know their audience. It was. Never meant for "Theater Audience". It was made for people who don't work and still watch television. All the while making some studio executives feel good about themselves.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124456 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 9:22 am to
My apologies.


If it's a good MOVIE period, people go.

They always make a black versus white thing. (Ignoring the rest.)

You think the illegals that have been bussed in want to see this?


If Key and Peele had made this, or someone competent and just made it an off the wall satire. (Maybe a Scene when a down on his luck black man walks in and asks for a magic negro of his own and they say "we don't serve your kind in here." Some sort of meta humor).


Like I said the very base concept has potential. But not like this
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145240 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 9:27 am to
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Don’t vote Democrat
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
20408 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 9:28 am to
Didn’t do well, huh? Who’d have thought.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63168 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 9:53 am to
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I wouldn't put the O/U at 1000 crackers nationally seeing this POS. Including Tomatoes critics.


I wouldn't put the number of anyone other than people involved in the movie and their families above 1000
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