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re: AMBER Alert: 13-year-old girl Texas girl abducted by one-legged woman
Posted on 8/14/19 at 10:53 am to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 8/14/19 at 10:53 am to DavidTheGnome
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Leola Morris,
She got last place in the 2019 arse kicking National Championship
Posted on 8/14/19 at 10:55 am to DavidTheGnome
quote:
Thread's delivering so far
A thread about a 13 year old being abducted by a 1-legged kidnapper is slow-pitch softball shite for this group here...
Posted on 8/14/19 at 10:57 am to DavidTheGnome
I once dated a girl with a wooden leg, but after a month, I broke it off...
Posted on 8/14/19 at 10:59 am to DavidTheGnome
This story has legs... Three of them.
Posted on 8/14/19 at 11:02 am to DavidTheGnome
Hopefully she trips up and they find the kid.
Posted on 8/14/19 at 11:04 am to celltech1981
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did she flee on foot?
Well it wasn’t on feet
Posted on 8/14/19 at 11:11 am to JG77056
She’ll still probably outrun the cops.
Posted on 8/14/19 at 11:12 am to DavidTheGnome
Step 1: kidnap 13 year old
Step 2: Aaaahhh fuuuuuccckkkk
Step 2: Aaaahhh fuuuuuccckkkk
Posted on 8/14/19 at 11:23 am to DavidTheGnome
That’s an adorable pet.
I wonder what the dog named her?
I wonder what the dog named her?
Posted on 8/14/19 at 11:50 am to Chicken
quote:
I once dated a girl with a wooden leg, but after a month, I broke it off...
quote:
Posted by Chicken
Err....I mean
But for real though, sorry to hear that. Sounds like a splintered relationship, to be sure...
This post was edited on 8/14/19 at 11:52 am
Posted on 8/14/19 at 11:54 am to DavidTheGnome
I hope the cops can get a leg up on her
Posted on 8/14/19 at 12:02 pm to celltech1981
quote:
did she flee on foot?
At least one.
Posted on 8/14/19 at 12:05 pm to Giantkiller
She was hitch-hiking when she fled. The driver told her to “hop in.”
Posted on 8/14/19 at 12:47 pm to fr33manator
did she need the girl for a crutch?
Posted on 8/14/19 at 12:49 pm to DavidTheGnome
Does she work at Ihop?
She doesn't have a leg to stand on in court.
She doesn't have a leg to stand on in court.
Posted on 8/14/19 at 12:52 pm to fr33manator
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Peggy
In high school my freshman year English teacher had two fake legs.
When she walked down the hall, they would make a rock sound.
Used to call her "Ol Tock-Tock".
ETA: anybody who went to Zachary before 97 knows exactly who I'm talking about.
This post was edited on 8/14/19 at 12:54 pm
Posted on 8/14/19 at 12:56 pm to DavidTheGnome
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abducted by Leola Morris, 61.
Shes a hop skip and a jump away from prison
Posted on 8/14/19 at 12:58 pm to DavidTheGnome
Well identifying those foot prints shouldn't be too difficult.
Posted on 8/14/19 at 1:15 pm to DavidTheGnome
Sounds like the police better...
...hop to it.
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