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re: AMBER Alert: 13-year-old girl Texas girl abducted by one-legged woman

Posted on 8/14/19 at 10:53 am to
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30433 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 10:53 am to
quote:

Leola Morris,


She got last place in the 2019 arse kicking National Championship
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
38317 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 10:55 am to
quote:

Thread's delivering so far


A thread about a 13 year old being abducted by a 1-legged kidnapper is slow-pitch softball shite for this group here...
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
27679 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 10:57 am to
I once dated a girl with a wooden leg, but after a month, I broke it off...
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40907 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 10:59 am to
This story has legs... Three of them.
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
7748 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 11:02 am to
Hopefully she trips up and they find the kid.
Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
Member since Sep 2010
12080 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 11:04 am to
quote:

did she flee on foot?


Well it wasn’t on feet
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139218 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 11:05 am to
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105161 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 11:11 am to
She’ll still probably outrun the cops.
Posted by Soup Sammich
Member since Aug 2015
3301 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 11:12 am to
Step 1: kidnap 13 year old

Step 2: Aaaahhh fuuuuuccckkkk
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33742 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 11:23 am to
That’s an adorable pet.

I wonder what the dog named her?
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
38317 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 11:50 am to
quote:

I once dated a girl with a wooden leg, but after a month, I broke it off...





quote:

Posted by Chicken


Err....I mean


But for real though, sorry to hear that. Sounds like a splintered relationship, to be sure...
This post was edited on 8/14/19 at 11:52 am
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7981 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 11:54 am to
I hope the cops can get a leg up on her
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
25802 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 12:02 pm to
quote:

did she flee on foot?


At least one.
Posted by covlatiger
Member since Feb 2006
2463 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 12:05 pm to
She was hitch-hiking when she fled. The driver told her to “hop in.”
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 12:47 pm to
did she need the girl for a crutch?
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 12:49 pm to
Does she work at Ihop?


She doesn't have a leg to stand on in court.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
36632 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

Peggy




In high school my freshman year English teacher had two fake legs.


When she walked down the hall, they would make a rock sound.

Used to call her "Ol Tock-Tock".


ETA: anybody who went to Zachary before 97 knows exactly who I'm talking about.
This post was edited on 8/14/19 at 12:54 pm
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 12:56 pm to
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abducted by Leola Morris, 61.


Shes a hop skip and a jump away from prison
Posted by HogX
Madison, WI
Member since Dec 2012
5666 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 12:58 pm to
Well identifying those foot prints shouldn't be too difficult.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24342 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 1:15 pm to

Sounds like the police better...

...hop to it.
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