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re: Am I the only one who enjoys pissing outside
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:39 am to winston318
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:39 am to winston318
I have truly earned my urban pissing badge
I like the check the battery method and frick with the cable wires methods the best
I like the check the battery method and frick with the cable wires methods the best
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:45 am to winston318
I piss outside but I don't go out of my way to do it
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:57 am to winston318
Posted on 8/26/15 at 3:08 am to winston318
<<< Outdoor pisser every chance I get.
Posted on 8/26/15 at 3:34 am to p0845330
I just woke up and pissed outside passed two bathrooms on the way.
This post was edited on 8/26/15 at 3:35 am
Posted on 8/26/15 at 4:02 am to lake2280
Dog got me up 15 minutes ago. Walked out on deck and took a leak. Checked TD and I find this . Good job guys.
Posted on 8/26/15 at 4:45 am to BamaHater
quote:
You aint shite unless you shite outside. Use leaves as your TP like people did way back in the day.
Once when I was about 6 or 7, I was playing in the neighborhood creek and had to take a shite, so naturally I decided to shite in the creek. Only I didn't stick my arse out far enough and the shite hit and bounced off my pants. I didn't want to pull my pants up with the shite smear all over my back waistband, so I screamed bloody murder until Mrs. Pace, the old lady who's house the creek was behind, found me and called my mom for me. So my mom drove the station wagon down the hill and I waddled out of the woods into the car and she drove me back home bare assed, pants still around my ankles so I could change pants.
TL;DR moral of the story-
When shitting outside, make sure to stick your arse out far enough that your shite doesn't hit your pants.
Posted on 8/26/15 at 4:53 am to BowlJackson
I tell the wife that I'm saving a gallon of water each time I piss outside or that she is just jelly that I can. 
Posted on 8/26/15 at 5:03 am to Nado Jenkins83
I do my best to go outside everytime.
It's enjoyable
It's enjoyable
Posted on 8/26/15 at 6:01 am to Fat and Happy
Why waste water. I try to kill weeds when I go
Posted on 8/26/15 at 6:46 am to Nado Jenkins83
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Why waste water. I try to kill weeds when I go
This... I piss outside every morning and every night. I make it a point to Round the house near my ac unit, keeps the weeds down and saves on poison!
Posted on 8/26/15 at 6:49 am to JJBTiger2012
I have pissed on my direct tv dish to clear the snow before. It's about three feet below my porch. 
Posted on 8/26/15 at 6:49 am to PrideofTheSEC
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Peeing is natural and is best when done in nature. I prefer to piss outside plus you don't have to aim.
absolutely.
Posted on 8/26/15 at 6:50 am to JJBTiger2012
I piss outside every time I take my dogs out to piss. Plus, it's the cleanest way to fill up piss balloons. 
Posted on 8/26/15 at 6:52 am to jimmy the leg
I too, like outdoor peeing. I'm also just as soon to pee in the sink as I am a toilet when I stay in hotels for whatever reason.
Posted on 8/26/15 at 6:55 am to winston318
It's the only way to pee with morning wood. You don't have to worry about peeing all over the bathroom!
Posted on 8/26/15 at 6:55 am to BowlJackson
When I was a little kid I would see my dad piss off of the back deck. So one day when a bunch of our family friends were over I decided I wanted to be like my dad and go outside off the deck, only difference was that I had to shite
Posted on 8/26/15 at 6:58 am to BowlJackson
And while driving, why take the time to go all the way inside a store. Pull over, finish the job and be back driving in 60 seconds.
Posted on 8/26/15 at 7:13 am to winston318
I think most Men enjoy pissing outside.You're not in a little confined space.When I lived in the middle of nowhere my Dog would usually wake me up in the middle of the night and we'd go outside and piss.
I have no privacy now,so I piss inside.
I have no privacy now,so I piss inside.
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