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re: Am I the only one who enjoys pissing outside

Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:39 am to
Posted by wal marks
bee arrah
Member since Mar 2013
1176 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:39 am to
I have truly earned my urban pissing badge

I like the check the battery method and frick with the cable wires methods the best
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:45 am to
I piss outside but I don't go out of my way to do it
Posted by DanW1
Member since Jan 2013
1126 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:57 am to
quote:

Am I the only one who enjoys pissing outside


Nope

Billy Jonas
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
6165 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 3:08 am to
<<< Outdoor pisser every chance I get.
Posted by lake2280
Public intellectual
Member since Nov 2012
4474 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 3:34 am to
I just woke up and pissed outside passed two bathrooms on the way.
This post was edited on 8/26/15 at 3:35 am
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17733 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 4:02 am to
Dog got me up 15 minutes ago. Walked out on deck and took a leak. Checked TD and I find this . Good job guys.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 4:45 am to
quote:

You aint shite unless you shite outside. Use leaves as your TP like people did way back in the day.


Once when I was about 6 or 7, I was playing in the neighborhood creek and had to take a shite, so naturally I decided to shite in the creek. Only I didn't stick my arse out far enough and the shite hit and bounced off my pants. I didn't want to pull my pants up with the shite smear all over my back waistband, so I screamed bloody murder until Mrs. Pace, the old lady who's house the creek was behind, found me and called my mom for me. So my mom drove the station wagon down the hill and I waddled out of the woods into the car and she drove me back home bare assed, pants still around my ankles so I could change pants.

TL;DR moral of the story-
When shitting outside, make sure to stick your arse out far enough that your shite doesn't hit your pants.
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 4:53 am to
I tell the wife that I'm saving a gallon of water each time I piss outside or that she is just jelly that I can.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20260 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 5:03 am to
I do my best to go outside everytime.

It's enjoyable
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66817 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 6:01 am to
Why waste water. I try to kill weeds when I go
Posted by JJBTiger2012
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
1891 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 6:46 am to
quote:

Why waste water. I try to kill weeds when I go




This... I piss outside every morning and every night. I make it a point to Round the house near my ac unit, keeps the weeds down and saves on poison!
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66817 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 6:49 am to
I have pissed on my direct tv dish to clear the snow before. It's about three feet below my porch.
Posted by ChineseBandit58
Pearland, TX
Member since Aug 2005
49826 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 6:49 am to
quote:

Peeing is natural and is best when done in nature. I prefer to piss outside plus you don't have to aim.


absolutely.
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
45341 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 6:50 am to
I piss outside every time I take my dogs out to piss. Plus, it's the cleanest way to fill up piss balloons.
Posted by Gorilla Fingers
Member since Jul 2011
1553 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 6:52 am to
I too, like outdoor peeing. I'm also just as soon to pee in the sink as I am a toilet when I stay in hotels for whatever reason.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18350 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 6:55 am to
It's the only way to pee with morning wood. You don't have to worry about peeing all over the bathroom!
Posted by scottyd
Member since Dec 2014
623 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 6:55 am to


When I was a little kid I would see my dad piss off of the back deck. So one day when a bunch of our family friends were over I decided I wanted to be like my dad and go outside off the deck, only difference was that I had to shite Needless to say that one still gets told at all the big get togethers...
Posted by NorthTiger
Upper 40
Member since Jan 2004
3995 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 6:58 am to
And while driving, why take the time to go all the way inside a store. Pull over, finish the job and be back driving in 60 seconds.
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 7:13 am to
I think most Men enjoy pissing outside.You're not in a little confined space.When I lived in the middle of nowhere my Dog would usually wake me up in the middle of the night and we'd go outside and piss.

I have no privacy now,so I piss inside.
Posted by TigerWise
Front Seat of an Uber
Member since Sep 2010
35132 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 7:20 am to
I love it
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