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re: Am I gonna get raped and murdered?
Posted on 7/1/17 at 12:20 am to Brosef Stalin
Posted on 7/1/17 at 12:20 am to Brosef Stalin
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Might get some good peyote but probably not raped or murdered.
I told my wife I am going to let my daughter get her first hit off a bong.
She didn't find it funny
This post was edited on 7/1/17 at 12:21 am
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Posted on 7/1/17 at 12:21 am to theantiquetiger
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I told my wife I am going to let my daughter get her first hit off a bong
Posted on 7/1/17 at 12:28 am to shutterspeed
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And over 100 during the day.
I was in Santa Fe until about noon today, and it was very pleasant. 80-83 degrees.
A little closer to CO and into CO it was 70 mid-afternoon. And at Independence Pass it was 55 at 5ish.
NM is a weird state. I've been to SF numerous times and never fee like I fit. Roswell is the oddest place I've ever been.
Posted on 7/1/17 at 12:31 am to McLemore
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Roswell is the oddest place I've ever been.
We are staying in Roswell the next two nights, hitting White Sands and Carlsbad Caverns
Posted on 7/1/17 at 12:38 am to Brosef Stalin
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Might get some good peyote
Sounds good.
Posted on 7/1/17 at 2:18 am to theantiquetiger
Why would you be worried about getting raped and murdered by hippies? That's stupid.
But now that I know where you're staying you're DEFINITELY getting raped and murdered by me personally.
Just you though, so don't worry. Nothing will happen to your daughter, I'm not an a-hole.
Although once your dead she'll be stuck with the hippies. They're nomads and will move on before your wife can pick her up. So she'll have to drop out of school and will likely spend the rest of her life stoned and tripping on acid while following Phish and other jam bands on tour.
But now that I know where you're staying you're DEFINITELY getting raped and murdered by me personally.
Just you though, so don't worry. Nothing will happen to your daughter, I'm not an a-hole.
Although once your dead she'll be stuck with the hippies. They're nomads and will move on before your wife can pick her up. So she'll have to drop out of school and will likely spend the rest of her life stoned and tripping on acid while following Phish and other jam bands on tour.
Posted on 7/1/17 at 2:40 am to theantiquetiger
That thing was a huge germ trap even when it was finally deemed unfit to carry school kids anymore. And you have to know what it's seen since then has only been worse.
Posted on 7/1/17 at 9:30 am to theantiquetiger
On a dark desert hiway.....cool wind in my hair......warm smell of colitas.....rising up in the air.......
Or something like that.
Or something like that.
Posted on 7/1/17 at 12:40 pm to theantiquetiger
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I did originally book a night in Marfa but realized it was a long arse drive home for our last day of the trip, so I booked in San Antonio our last night.
It is a freaking long drive. Gas stations are like 70 miles apart. You do not pass them up without stopping. We went camping at Big Bend and then stopped at Marfa for two nights. The Marfa lights at night were nice.
Posted on 7/1/17 at 12:49 pm to theantiquetiger
How many people do you think will believe the 13 year old is actually your daughter, and not some poor child you kidnaped???
If you see other old men there with 13 year old girls, please ask the girls if they need help...
If you see other old men there with 13 year old girls, please ask the girls if they need help...
Posted on 7/1/17 at 1:00 pm to theantiquetiger
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My wife thinks I am crazy. It is going to be me and my 13 year old daughter. I am going to put the movie "Helter Skelter" on her ipad to watch on the way there.
No way would I subject my daughter to that, then again I love her.
Posted on 7/1/17 at 1:02 pm to theantiquetiger
At some point you might hope you would get raped and murdered, because that would probably be more fun than what you are doing.
Posted on 7/1/17 at 1:06 pm to theantiquetiger
Sounds like a good time. You'll probably meet some cool folk.
Posted on 7/1/17 at 1:07 pm to theantiquetiger
You would bring your daughter to a place like that? Shitty dad. Stay at a courtyard inn or something
Posted on 7/1/17 at 1:10 pm to theantiquetiger
Do you have to pass through New Orleans?
Posted on 7/1/17 at 1:19 pm to theantiquetiger
Not necessarily in that order.
Posted on 7/1/17 at 1:43 pm to Aristo
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Do you have to pass through New Orleans
Very important aspect of the analysis.
Posted on 7/1/17 at 1:46 pm to theantiquetiger
Nah put that movie on, with peter fonda, where they are in their rv's and happen upon some cult, and the whole movie in these cult members trying to kill them in the desert.
And at the end, their lights on rv come on, they think they are safe, then you see all of the cult members and their headlights go out.
And at the end, their lights on rv come on, they think they are safe, then you see all of the cult members and their headlights go out.
This post was edited on 7/1/17 at 1:59 pm
Posted on 7/1/17 at 2:02 pm to theantiquetiger
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I am going to put the movie "Helter Skelter" on her ipad to watch
They made a movie about that?
Get her the book.
Posted on 7/1/17 at 2:04 pm to theantiquetiger
Dam sun what made you do that to your daughter? Bring a tent and camp out together instead!
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