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Alpha farting in the office
Posted on 1/10/18 at 4:10 pm
Posted on 1/10/18 at 4:10 pm
Knew someone was delivering a folder, cracked off a brutal protein fart right as they walked in.
This post was edited on 1/10/18 at 4:11 pm
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Posted on 1/10/18 at 4:11 pm to X123F45
so is that some sort of mating call?
Posted on 1/10/18 at 4:12 pm to X123F45
Why dont you grow up?
Posted on 1/10/18 at 4:13 pm to LCA131
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Why dont you grow up?
Farts are the first and last things we laugh at.
Posted on 1/10/18 at 4:13 pm to X123F45
I love alpha farting when fricks step up to the urinal right next to me.
Posted on 1/10/18 at 4:14 pm to X123F45
A true alpha would already have his territory marked. Sounds kind of beta to be scurrying around getting it all set up at the last minute.
Posted on 1/10/18 at 4:15 pm to X123F45
if you can't laugh at a fart, at any age, you suck at life.
Posted on 1/10/18 at 4:15 pm to X123F45
quote:
Alpha farting in the office by RandoKnew someone was delivering a folder, cracked off a brutal protein fart right as they walked in.
Not an Alpha
Posted on 1/10/18 at 4:16 pm to X123F45
I fart in my office every day, but never when someone is in or coming in. That's just a dick move
Posted on 1/10/18 at 4:17 pm to X123F45
I prefer alpha sharting
Posted on 1/10/18 at 4:18 pm to X123F45
quote:
Farts are the first and last things we laugh at.
Fine. So, are you an infant or a senile old man?
Posted on 1/10/18 at 4:19 pm to X123F45
Ummmm.....congratulations?
This post was edited on 1/10/18 at 4:20 pm
Posted on 1/10/18 at 4:26 pm to X123F45
This kind of high quality post is why I come to the OT Lounge. The SEC OT cant hold a candle to this fart stuff... 
Posted on 1/10/18 at 4:29 pm to X123F45
paging DR. SWOLE
Posted on 1/10/18 at 4:30 pm to LCA131
quote:
Fine. So, are you an infant or a senile old man?
I either don't know or can't remember
Posted on 1/10/18 at 4:31 pm to X123F45
Posted on 1/10/18 at 4:36 pm to X123F45
I know a geologist who said he was in a meeting with a bunch of men and someone said, hell I can fart more gas into that well than it produced. Then he leaned over to fart and sharted himself and took off down the hall to clean up.
Posted on 1/10/18 at 4:38 pm to bigrob385series
quote:it's called expressing your anal glands...
so is that some sort of mating call?
Posted on 1/10/18 at 4:46 pm to X123F45
I once worked on a project where we were required to participate in a weekly conference call that included personnel in locations all over the US. Superintendent on our part of the job had a standing offer of $100 for anyone who could fart loudly during the call.
One guy could usually produce but gave it up after sharting himself.
One guy could usually produce but gave it up after sharting himself. Posted on 1/10/18 at 5:12 pm to LCA131
quote:Loosen up. Farts are always funny and always appropriate.
Why dont you grow up?
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