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re: Almost had to whoop a man's a** this morning in a Burger King parking lot...

Posted on 5/22/24 at 8:06 am to
Posted by Locoguan0
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2017
7270 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 8:06 am to
Next time, just let it go instead of calling guy a name like a petulant two year old.
Posted by turnpiketiger
Member since May 2020
12264 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 8:07 am to
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This Burger King is attached to a Shell station, and it's next door to a liquor store.


Come on dude. You gonna go get some scratch offs and black n milds too?
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69189 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 8:11 am to
Finch, brother, you probably need to start taking your diet a little more seriously.
Posted by White Bear
Homeless
Member since Jul 2014
17642 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 8:12 am to
So we get a picture AND a thousand words.
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
40154 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 8:12 am to
you're probably right.
Posted by DaBeerz
Member since Sep 2004
18309 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 8:12 am to
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So, here's the deal. This Burger King is attached to a Shell station, and it's next door to a liquor store


So were you getting a crossainwich? Honey bun? Or pint of vodka?
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
93381 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 8:16 am to
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That’s a lot of work just to tell us you have diabetes
Posted by LSUGreg
Gonzales
Member since Jan 2006
716 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 8:17 am to
TLDR: Florida Man Narrowly Avoids Tragedy at Gas Station BK. Have it your Way. You Rule!
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30264 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 8:20 am to
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
34226 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 8:21 am to
Anytime your story has the words Burger King, Shell Station and Liquor store in the first 20 words, it’s not going to end well
This post was edited on 5/22/24 at 8:22 am
Posted by jscrims
Lost
Member since May 2008
3810 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 8:21 am to
Sounds like you have some road rage. Can’t wait more than 30 seconds to get your double bacon egg and cheese with a large coke?
Posted by PacoPicopiedra
1 Ft. Above Sea Level
Member since Apr 2012
1386 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 8:23 am to

quote:

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.



Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 5/22/24 at 8:24 am to
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Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
24885 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 8:26 am to
I had a lady’s scream at me about a month ago because i “cut in line”. I had been in the line for a while and there were no merging lines. It was totally a one line/lane situation and she was behind me. I was trying to figure out how I could have accidentally cut her off and it just didn’t happen. When I got to the payment window I told the cashier I didn’t know why that lady thought that. Cashier said “ that lady is crazy.”
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
47810 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 8:26 am to
it looks to me like he was trying not to block the parking lot lane between the store and pumps. so you are the piece of shite
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26069 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 8:27 am to
It would have been a better story if your 200 pound wife got out of the car and started wailing on the guy, followed by 4-5 members of the Burger King crew coming out and joining in the melee (with some Whoppers being chunked around).
This post was edited on 5/22/24 at 8:34 am
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75184 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 8:27 am to
A guy who will take the time to make this thread and graphic is not likely a guy to go around whooping someone's arse in a Burger King parking lot. It is probably best that this was an "almost" case.
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
5056 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 8:28 am to
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and as he pulls away i call him a "retard" as he drives off.


He may be retarded, but you might want to get checked for autism.
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
40154 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 8:28 am to
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it looks to me like he was trying not to block the parking lot lane between the store and pumps.


the map doesn't show it very well, but there was plenty of space for him to pull up and not block traffic.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75184 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 8:32 am to
quote:

So were you getting a crossainwich? Honey bun? Or pint of vodka?

Yes.
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