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re: Almost had to whoop a man's a** this morning in a Burger King parking lot...

Posted on 5/22/24 at 5:56 pm to
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58417 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 5:56 pm to
I just want you to know I upvoted for the visual alone.
Posted by c00per
Member since Aug 2012
111 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 5:57 pm to
He stopped at the pumps so he did not block people from leaving in the same direction you were coming in. He would be blocking traffic there if he pulled up. He was leaving an unspoken gap there and you didn’t respect it. You were just afraid some would slip in that gap when he wasn’t looking. And you’d have to wait an extra 5 mins for your crossanwhich. Burger King breakfast sucks anyway.
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
11620 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 5:57 pm to
You lucky he didn’t whip your fat arse
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
35949 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 6:05 pm to
quote:

He stopped at the pumps so he did not block people from leaving in the same direction you were coming in. He would be blocking traffic there if he pulled up. He was leaving an unspoken gap there and you didn’t respect it. You were just afraid some would slip in that gap when he wasn’t looking. And you’d have to wait an extra 5 mins for your crossanwhich. Burger King breakfast sucks anyway.


And for a 5th time….

you can see the size of a standard car in the drive thru from the map and compare it to the yellow boxes i drew. you'll see that i slightly drew them oversize for whatever reason. the guy had room to pull forward and not block traffic, but he didn't. he's the jackass.

When I filled the game there was still plenty of room to pass though.
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14275 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 6:10 pm to
Bang Bang, He shot you dead. Twice shoot, right in the head. Bang Bang, Yo big mouth got you dead.

Sung to classic Sonny and Cher, tune.

Glad to see you dodged a bullet. It's uh You lucky Day.

Next time go to Sonic.
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
73416 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 6:14 pm to
quote:

he's the jackass.


Maybe. You're also the jackass.
Posted by c00per
Member since Aug 2012
111 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 6:26 pm to
He was there first as long as no one gets to the window before you. It’s his gap. You were out of order.
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
35949 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 6:26 pm to
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Next time go to Sonic.


Fun fact, there are no Sonics in Fort Wayne.
Posted by Czechessential
Member since Apr 2024
1437 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 6:41 pm to
quote:

there are no Sonics in Fort Wayne.


good thing, sounds like you'd get your arse whooped before you could down one tater tot
Posted by Rza32
Member since Nov 2008
3634 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 6:59 pm to
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
2444 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:06 pm to
quote:

by Othello


How much time did you get for killing your wife?
Posted by Buzz Lightbeer
Member since Feb 2018
1175 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:08 pm to
Did you even check that baw’s knuckles before you started mouthing off?
Posted by SimonSlick
Member since Oct 2007
3813 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:09 pm to
quote:

and as he pulls away i call him a "retard" as he drives off.


How brave
Posted by USAFTiger42
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2016
1970 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 8:37 am to
That person is an idiot. I make a decision before I pull in anywhere. Sucks you had to deal with an indecisive retard.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63877 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 8:43 am to
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"i will."


aka “That’s what I thought, li’l bitch.”
Posted by Ranger Call
Lonesome Dove / Montana
Member since Apr 2023
88 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 9:28 am to
This is the Florida Man content I need in my life. Can I send you some meth so you can take it a step further and actually stab him next time?
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