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re: All show and no go... many 80s muscle cars were weak sauce

Posted on 6/8/25 at 10:08 am to
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
34564 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 10:08 am to
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I will say that Mustangs did re-emerge with better power options in the latter part of the 80's, but nothing to compare w the 70's.


I had a late 1980's Cherokee XJ with the 4.0 straight 6.0 and a 3.73 rear end. Up to about 35 mph, it would keep up with or even beat the same vintage Mustangs and Camaro with the 5.0L V8s. But it was more the gearing than the motors.
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 10:09 am to
Pontiac used a 3.0L v8 that was kickass but yeah most of the 80's cars were for show, kinda like a segment of useless people hanging on corners and griping about never getting a break while being handed a lifetime of cradle to grave food, meds, housing.
This post was edited on 6/8/25 at 10:10 am
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
33142 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 10:11 am to
At least they existed. A lot of those cars are models that haven’t been in production for a while.

Nobody wants anything that doesn’t look like a pissed off toaster today. It’s all about crossovers and SUVs.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102766 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 10:21 am to
The real muscle cars were built from 1965-1974

Fuel standards ruined muscle car production

80s and 90s cars were absolute crap. That’s when pickups and SUVs started to become more popular
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 10:29 am to
I remember Bobby Rahal talking about driving the Porsche 935 (I think), and he said it was either 200 hp or 700 hp, and nothing in between.
Posted by ELLSSUU
Member since Jan 2005
8089 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 10:34 am to
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The real muscle cars were built from 1965-1974


And they are slow as molasses compared to an economy car today.

A pre-epa Euro-delivery Lamborghini Countach is no match for a new VW GTI.
This post was edited on 6/8/25 at 10:40 am
Posted by highcotton2
Alabama
Member since Feb 2010
10525 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 10:41 am to
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The GN got from 0-60 in under 5 seconds. That's still pretty fast by today's standards.


That was the fastest US production car when it was made. That is not very fast in today’s standards. Not even close really. There are multiple sub 2 second US productions cars now.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
139479 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 11:44 am to
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Those weren't muscle cars.


Yeah, these kids don't know what a muscle car is apparently.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
18082 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 11:46 am to
So many of those old cars are slow AF by today’s standards.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8688 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 11:48 am to
Blame the government and forcing engine producers to make EPA emissions regulations and fuel mileage goals.
Posted by ELLSSUU
Member since Jan 2005
8089 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 11:51 am to
If you really want to laugh go red light to red light a mid-80's Camaro, Mustang GT or Corvette with a Soccer Moms new Honda Odyssey. The mini-van will straight up take them with Braxton buckled up in the back playing video games.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
65554 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 12:32 pm to
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There are multiple sub 2 second US productions cars now.
No there aren't, and the ones that are aren't production cars. Anyway, I wasn't comparing the GN to the fastest of today. Sub 5 seconds is still reasonable fast, and the GNX was closer to 4 seconds.

Oh and they were made 40 fricking years ago. I don't know why it's so shocking to you that cars are faster now.
Posted by TG
Metairie
Member since Sep 2004
3279 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 12:38 pm to
I believe we are all aware of this. So you aren't as smart as you thought you were. Dumb arse!
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74272 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 1:27 pm to
A 1983 corvette had 155 horsepower. Or less than a modern economy car.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
89818 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 1:27 pm to
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way. Same with my other friend’s RX-7.


The first gen of rx7s was closer to the hp and 60 times of the vehicles in the video.

The 2nd gen they started offering the turbo.

quote:

The Series 5 (1989–1992) featured updated styling and better engine management, as well as lighter rotors and a higher compression ratio 9.7:1 for the naturally aspirated model, and 9.0:1 for the turbo model.


quote:

The naturally aspirated Series 5's 13B-DEI engine was rated at 160 hp (119 kW; 162 PS), while the Series 5 Turbo was rated at 200 hp (149 kW; 203 PS) at 6,500 rpm and 195 lb·ft (264 N·m) of torque at 3,500 rpm.





This post was edited on 6/8/25 at 1:29 pm
Posted by TigerHornII
Member since Feb 2021
1161 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 1:33 pm to
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If you really want to laugh go red light to red light a mid-80's Camaro, Mustang GT or Corvette with a Soccer Moms new Honda Odyssey. The mini-van will straight up take them with Braxton buckled up in the back playing video games.


Wrong.

Current Odyssey is good for 6.5 sec 0-60.

1985 Corvette was 5.7

1985 Mustang with the right option boxes checked was only a tick or two slower.

Both were traction-limited. The Odyssey is not.
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
30011 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 1:39 pm to
It all started in 70’s with Government changing EPA rules.

We went from this glorious 1970 Boss 429



To thus piece of shite 1974 Mistang 2



Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
34564 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 1:40 pm to
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There are multiple sub 2 second US productions cars now.


Name one that you can get for under $100K.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 1:40 pm to
My buddy had a Mustang ll, in green.
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
9743 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 1:44 pm to
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Were any of those cars even considered muscle cars?


No
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