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re: Alexandria, Louisiana is terrible

Posted on 12/27/17 at 7:36 am to
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
39010 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 7:36 am to
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Gods country starts in Avoyelles, breh.


Truth
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
39010 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 7:40 am to
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I live about 35 Miles south of “Elleck”.


Turkey Creek?
Posted by jorconalx
alexandria
Member since Aug 2011
11033 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 7:49 am to
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In town visiting the inlaws. I


While you’re visiting the in laws your old lady is banging her high school boyfriend. She’s not really out “shopping”
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 8:53 am to
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They have a Chick fil A. Life can’t be THAT bad.

Did you know that suicide in Alexandria, LA is disproportionately committed on Sundays?
Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
3383 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 8:55 am to
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As mentioned earlier, the area feels very poor. For vibrant, progress-minded people, that's hard to stomach.


If all you see is the area of south Macarthur Drive when you first come into town... then yes that seems poor. Try to branch out though.
Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
3383 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 8:57 am to
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Rumor has it that a Hooters tried to set up shop in the 90s and the Pentecostals ran them out of town within days.


Even better, the Pentecostals own the area rights to Hooters. That's how they make sure one doesn't open in the area.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 8:58 am to
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I feel like Alexandria is the prime example of a place where people from there call it “God’s country” and everyone else asks “why?”

Angry Old Testament God, not Friendly New Testament God.
This post was edited on 12/27/17 at 9:23 am
Posted by 337Tigah
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Member since Aug 2014
2563 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 8:58 am to
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We don’t have to deal with long work commutes and terrible traffic (Baton Rouge) or getting shot/mugged (N.O.).


Uhh, Alexandria has more than it's share of crime . I dated a chick who was stuck right in the middle of a gunfight in the Alexandria mall parking lot a year ago. Her car was actually taped off in the crime scene.
Posted by TDcline
American Gardens building 11th flor
Member since Aug 2015
9503 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:01 am to
Bayou Chicot baw
Posted by TigerGrad2011
Member since Aug 2016
1592 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:02 am to


This post was edited on 2/10/19 at 11:53 pm
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
10313 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:11 am to
If you hunt or fish, Alex is great. If you're looking for interesting nightlife or a singles scene with women that don't already have children, not so much.
Posted by sonoma8
Member since Oct 2006
8155 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:16 am to
Id rather slam my dick in a car door than move back to that hell hole. I did enjoy living in AP tho, 2 completely diff cultures across da parish line. And someone said no crime?? shite, I spent many a nights in trauma surgery because pookie or boo-boo got shot. Only decent thing in ellick is jacks crown and coke icees





P.S. frick that traffic circle too
Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
3383 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:19 am to
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P.S. frick that traffic circle too


I don't get the hatred of the traffic circle. A lot of people come on here talking shite about it. What is so difficult about it?
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
60592 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:22 am to
Traffic circles are awesome. I don't understand the hate at allz
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:22 am to
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P.S. frick that traffic circle too

Dude, the BEST thing about that craphole is the traffic circle.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26023 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:22 am to
The City is surprisingly first class - the Courthouse has elevator operators.

"Floor please?"

"Second floor"


---------------

Of course the operators are jail trustees.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
10313 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:23 am to
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Only decent thing in ellick is jacks crown and coke icees


Got to get that Pink Panty Pulldown son!

This post was edited on 12/27/17 at 9:24 am
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53879 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:24 am to
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Traffic circles are awesome. I don't understand the hate at allz


Same here, the service road set up trying to get on MacArthur is a cluster

Eddie's >>>>> Outlaws
This post was edited on 12/27/17 at 9:33 am
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
10313 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:25 am to
A-town be ballin'! LINK



Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
60914 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:26 am to
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Every city and town in Louisiana that's not called "New Orleans" is terrible.


Two words for you cretan

Vidalia
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