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Posted on 4/5/25 at 7:22 am to
Posted by Miner
Birmingport
Member since Nov 2017
1500 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 7:22 am to
quote:

Hoagies and grinders
Hoagies and grinders

Navy beens Navy beans Navy beans


Meatloaf sandwich! Sloppy Joe, slop sloppy joe...
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
19325 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 7:26 am to
I couldn’t wait to get my hands on the lunch lady’s buns every day throughout K-12, and they were almost always hot.
Posted by SUB
Silver Tier TD Premium
Member since Jan 2009
24840 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 7:29 am to
quote:

Shouldn't the rule apply to any enrolled student, regardless of age?


Yeah, but for a lunch lady? What power do they have over students?
Posted by shiftworker
LP
Member since Dec 2011
5273 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 7:29 am to
quote:

In Alabama, you aren't considered an adult until 19



Unless it’s your sister
Posted by Stinger_1066
On a golf course
Member since Jul 2021
2899 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 7:30 am to
quote:

Yeah, but for a lunch lady? What power do they have over students?


You'll have to ask the authorities in Alabama about that. All I know is that she was arrested and charged.
Posted by Sea Hoss
North Alabama
Member since Jul 2013
1086 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 7:35 am to
Holy shite, I work with her husband. I saw this on the local news yesterday but did not know the name, then the OT drops that picture
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 8:16 am to
Our lunch ladies were sixty-ish, 250-pounders, for the most part.
Posted by Porpus
Covington, LA
Member since Aug 2022
2656 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 8:22 am to
This is stupid. I know there's real crime going on, but all we get from the cops is cock-blocking high schoolers.

Also, I used to hook up with a lunch lady and I remember our time together fondly.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 8:33 am to
Not guilty.
Posted by Stinger_1066
On a golf course
Member since Jul 2021
2899 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 8:38 am to
quote:


Holy shite, I work with her husband.


Is he standing by her?
Posted by thenza
Member since Sep 2013
1446 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 8:44 am to
quote:

engaging in a sex act or deviant sexual intercourse with a student.


I read this as he PIIHB.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
63421 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 8:46 am to
Wow, she's a goddess for a lunch lady. She must be an ex con or something.
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7537 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 8:50 am to
quote:

Holy shite, I work with her husband.


You are now in a position to bring real info to this thread, and potentially get an invite to the OT legends board.


Don’t waste this opportunity.
Posted by jose
Houma
Member since Feb 2009
29662 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 8:51 am to
Looks like 3 different people
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
24650 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 8:52 am to
She cleans up nice
Posted by geauxjo
Gonzales, LA
Member since Sep 2004
15288 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 8:54 am to
quote:

Yeah, but for a lunch lady? What power do they have over students?


Never underestimate the power of extra sloppy joes.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
76633 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 8:58 am to
When I was in school, the lunch ladies looked a whole lot like her husband.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
19495 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 9:07 am to
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This is not remotely close to what my lunch ladies looked like.



Same here. They were old, fat and had faces that looked like a constipated English Bulldog.
Posted by Krzy_Kjn
Member since Nov 2017
31 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 9:25 am to
In our area they were known as "BullDuckEphants"..

Face of a Bulldog
Voice of a Duck
Body of an Elephant
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
26779 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 9:48 am to
quote:

This is not remotely close to what my lunch ladies looked like.

But at least they weren’t pedos.
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