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re: Air travel attracts some of the dumbest humans on the planet

Posted on 10/10/21 at 8:54 pm to
Posted by lynxcat
Member since Jan 2008
24138 posts
Posted on 10/10/21 at 8:54 pm to
I’ll fly unless it’s 3 hrs or less. I will almost never drive longer than that…have two of the best airports in the country and take directs 95% of the time.
Posted by Nguyener
Kame House
Member since Mar 2013
20603 posts
Posted on 10/10/21 at 8:58 pm to
I wish they’d put high speed rails back in this country with luxury cars. I’d pay double airfaire rates to ride in a sleeper car next to a bar car
Posted by evil cockroach
27.98N // 86.92E
Member since Nov 2007
7456 posts
Posted on 10/10/21 at 9:19 pm to
When you call FlexJet and they quote you $15000 to get from A to B and Southwest cost $150 for the same flight , one should know to get ready for the absolute worst experience and quality know to man. It would be as if you selected Uber Bum for $5 then be shocked when a 1993 Honda Del Sol with the doors missing pulled up.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59606 posts
Posted on 10/10/21 at 9:19 pm to
You jealous you cant wear shorts or something?

Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13326 posts
Posted on 10/10/21 at 9:23 pm to
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man who travels in shorts is trashy.


Ha ha. Not if your shirt is tucked and you’re wearing a belt. No flip flops, either.
Posted by joshnorris14
Florida
Member since Jan 2009
45209 posts
Posted on 10/10/21 at 9:35 pm to
Here are some tips:

1. Join Clear and TSAPrecheck
2. Use lounges while in between passing security and boarding
3. Fly First or Business class

If you do those 3 things, all of the minute things you complain about will not matter
Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
36900 posts
Posted on 10/10/21 at 9:38 pm to
quote:


Also, any man who travels in shorts is trashy.


Shorts and flip flops are all I ever wear.
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
33403 posts
Posted on 10/10/21 at 11:56 pm to
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Then you have the people who stand up and grab their carry-on the moment the plane gets to the gate. Sit your dumb arse down.
You've been sitting the whole time. Standing is better.
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
33403 posts
Posted on 10/10/21 at 11:57 pm to
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holy shite I’m not sure I can think of something that gets my nerves bad
But why? I get stiff as shite sitting for so long, so I stand when I can. What part of that is aggravating to you?
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
33403 posts
Posted on 10/10/21 at 11:59 pm to
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I usually sit on the aisle and get up for two reasons.

1. I have back problems and sitting in those uncomfortable seats for three or more hours gives me pain that's alleviated by standing.

2. I usually have a charger, charger cable, headphones, water bottle and a second cell phone to put away in my carry-on bag. Standing up and getting my bag let's me put it all away.

Sorry that you're inconvenienced by something that doesn't concern you.
The horror!
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 10/11/21 at 5:19 am to
Or Asian lady that as soon as the plane lands unbuckles and runs up the aisle ahead of everyone.
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
29139 posts
Posted on 10/11/21 at 5:49 am to
quote:

global entry


So glad my Amex covered this.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5296 posts
Posted on 6/14/22 at 7:24 pm to
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Also, any man who travels in shorts is trashy. This


WTF? Are you secretly gay and turned on by men’s legs?
Posted by lsumailman61
Gulf Shores
Member since Oct 2006
7587 posts
Posted on 6/14/22 at 7:25 pm to
I always travel in shorts and free balling. Always get a laugh when they pay me down for no reason. It’s comfortable for quick trips.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
34518 posts
Posted on 6/14/22 at 7:37 pm to
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I haven’t flown commercial in decades, bro.


quote:

Paul Allen

Not so humble brag.
Posted by EA6B
TX
Member since Dec 2012
14754 posts
Posted on 6/14/22 at 8:08 pm to
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Thinks he's a travel expert but doesnt have clear, tsa pre or global entry.


Best money I ever spent, especially going through customs, and I don’t think I have ever flown in anything but shorts in the summer, and sweats in cooler weather for the last 40 years.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49110 posts
Posted on 6/14/22 at 8:10 pm to
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Airports are shite shows today. Like bus terminals used to be.




$99 flights will do that.
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
53194 posts
Posted on 6/14/22 at 8:13 pm to
I just got off a flight where they moved a couple and their baby to the front, while three guys went to the back for "balance and weight issues."
Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 6/14/22 at 8:19 pm to
Traveled twice a month minimum for 10 years.

Shorts are fine.

The end.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18901 posts
Posted on 6/14/22 at 8:27 pm to
Shorts, fuzzy slippers and PJ's are the indicators of a society in decline. I fly four or more times a month.

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