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Posted on 5/28/19 at 8:46 pm to 3morereps
I’m keeping my fingers crossed that I do the deed before 34. Only four months left.
Posted on 5/28/19 at 8:52 pm to 3morereps
17 on a water bed.
She was about 5’ 2” and weighed 115.
She was about 5’ 2” and weighed 115.
Posted on 5/28/19 at 8:57 pm to 3morereps
It was an older widowed woman that I worked with one summer as a teenager. She had a wheat field that she needed some help on and my parents knew her.
She came to me one evening with a hot cup of coffee and a smile. In a dress that I was certain she hadn’t worn in quite a while.
Anyway. I won’t bore you with the details. It would probably take me about 4 minutes and 46 seconds to tell you about that summer.
She came to me one evening with a hot cup of coffee and a smile. In a dress that I was certain she hadn’t worn in quite a while.
Anyway. I won’t bore you with the details. It would probably take me about 4 minutes and 46 seconds to tell you about that summer.
Posted on 5/28/19 at 9:01 pm to Ash Williams
Sounds like she had a need to chase the lightening.
Posted on 5/28/19 at 9:06 pm to theOG
I think I met that lady, too, when I was a teenager! 
Posted on 5/28/19 at 9:12 pm to Tigerbait357
Unfortunately not. I started thinking about it and was actually 14. She was a year older and a year more experienced. 
Posted on 5/28/19 at 9:22 pm to 3morereps
I guess I had just turned 17. GF at the time was 18. After her senior prom. My buddy and his date were in the bed next to us in the hotel room.
I know you're reading this and you watched, perv.
It almost happened on a beach when I was 14. Met a 17 year old while on family vacation. I snuck out to meet her. My sister and mom found me with a handful of boob and a girl's hand in my pants. And I was drunk. Twas a terrible end to an almost awesome night.
I know you're reading this and you watched, perv.
It almost happened on a beach when I was 14. Met a 17 year old while on family vacation. I snuck out to meet her. My sister and mom found me with a handful of boob and a girl's hand in my pants. And I was drunk. Twas a terrible end to an almost awesome night.
Posted on 5/28/19 at 9:27 pm to GRTiger
15. She was older and I thought I was in love. I thought I was the last virgin on earth.
Went on for a while. Still got a soft spot for that one.
Went on for a while. Still got a soft spot for that one.
Posted on 5/28/19 at 9:33 pm to TDsngumbo
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I’m keeping my fingers crossed that I do the deed before 34. Only four months left.
Please tell me you’re joking?
I was 15
This post was edited on 5/28/19 at 9:35 pm
Posted on 5/28/19 at 10:00 pm to Four Leaf Tayback
Great story 
Posted on 5/28/19 at 10:03 pm to Klingler7
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1996: I was 28. She was 25. I haven’t had sex since.
Damn man that’s terrible if true.
Posted on 5/28/19 at 10:13 pm to Tiger Nation 84
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I was 16 she was 15. It wasn't great at all though. Her pussy smelled like arse hole, I wasn't thrilled from the smell so I left. I never fricked or called her again actually, then I finally got one of the best fricks ever when I was 17 and she was 17. That shite was great, and we did it a couple of times before she moved to monroe which sucked.
Kind of like mine. I was 18 I think, I worked with her and went to her apartment for drinks one night and we started frickin. Ate her out for just a little bit because I was so excited to finally get to taste pvssy and god almighty it smelled/tasted rotten. Found out later it generally tastes much, much better. I fricked her sister later on and it had the same odor but less strong, it must be genetics.
Posted on 5/28/19 at 10:17 pm to Grievous Angel
quote:You could put a gun to my head and I wouldn’t remember her name.
Still got a soft spot for that one.
Posted on 5/28/19 at 10:26 pm to 3morereps
I was 15, and I believe the average age for both is right around 17, not 14 for girls.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 6:22 am to Dellybelly82
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Please tell me you’re joking?
Dude... of course I’m joking. I probably lost it before you learned to walk.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 8:37 am to 3morereps
I was 40. Its actually a funny story...
I was a 40-year-old virgin who lived alone, my apartment filled with my collection of action figures and video games. At a poker game with my co-workers David, Cal, Mooj and Jay, conversation turned to past sexual exploits. I started describing some boobs as a bag of sand, and everyone quickly figured out that I was still a virgin, and resolved to help me lose my virginity.
They all gave me various and sometimes contradictory pieces of advice, both on my appearance and how to interact with women. Cal advised me to simply "ask questions", which I practiced on bookstore clerk Beth, who quickly became intrigued by me. David gave me his porn collection, encouraging me to masturbate. Mooj stressed to me the importance of love in a relationship.
I began to socialize and form friendships with my co-workers. David, after running into his ex-girlfriend Amy, has an emotional breakdown at work. Store manager Paula promoted me to fill in for him.
Jay attempts to quicken the process by tricking me into meeting a prostitute. When I discovered the hooker is a male transvestite, I insisted that my friends stop trying to help me. I landed a date with Trish Piedmont, a woman I met on the sales floor.
During our first date, as we are about to have sex, we were interrupted by Trish's teenage daughter Marla. Trish suggests that we postpone having sex, and I enthusiastically agreed.
My friends begin to encounter the consequences of their lifestyles. David, obsessed with Amy, takes a vow of celibacy. Jay, who previously boasted of his promiscuity, gets into an argument with a customer after his girlfriend breaks up with him over his infidelity. Jay concedes to me that sex can ruin a relationship.
My and Trish's relationship grows. Trish encourages my dream of starting a business, suggesting they fund it by selling my collectibles. I took Marla to a group session at a sexual health clinic, where she reveals she is a virgin. I, trying to defend her against derision, admits that I am also a virgin but am disbelieved and ridiculed. Marla later says that she knows I am a virgin, but agrees to let me tell Trish myself.
On our twentieth date, the limit we agreed for our abstinence, I am still resistant, which upsets Trish. Trish demands I explain my reticence, and I accuses her of trying to change me against my will. I leave for a nightclub where I meet my friends, get drunk and praises them for encouraging me to have sex.
I run into Beth and we soon leave for her apartment. Marla convinces Trish to make up with Me. By this time, I have sobered up and am having second thoughts, because Beth is a freak. My friends arrive and encourage me to go back to Trish.
I return to my apartment, where I find Trish waiting for me I attempted to apologize, but Trish, having found various suspicious items in my apartment, is now afraid that I may be some sort of sexual deviant. I tried to defend myself and declared my love for her, but she left in alarm and disgust. I chased after her on my bike to the tune of "Heat of the Moment", but collided with her car and flew through the side of a truck. Trish rushed to my side, and I confided that I was a virgin as explanation for my behavior. Trish is surprised but relieved, and we kissed.
Later, we are married in a lavish ceremony with everyone in attendance, with a sidelong mention that my action figures sold for over half a million dollars. Afterwards, we consummated the marriage, the aftermath of which transitioned into a musical scene where my friends and I sang and danced to "Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In" by the 5th Dimension.
I was a 40-year-old virgin who lived alone, my apartment filled with my collection of action figures and video games. At a poker game with my co-workers David, Cal, Mooj and Jay, conversation turned to past sexual exploits. I started describing some boobs as a bag of sand, and everyone quickly figured out that I was still a virgin, and resolved to help me lose my virginity.
They all gave me various and sometimes contradictory pieces of advice, both on my appearance and how to interact with women. Cal advised me to simply "ask questions", which I practiced on bookstore clerk Beth, who quickly became intrigued by me. David gave me his porn collection, encouraging me to masturbate. Mooj stressed to me the importance of love in a relationship.
I began to socialize and form friendships with my co-workers. David, after running into his ex-girlfriend Amy, has an emotional breakdown at work. Store manager Paula promoted me to fill in for him.
Jay attempts to quicken the process by tricking me into meeting a prostitute. When I discovered the hooker is a male transvestite, I insisted that my friends stop trying to help me. I landed a date with Trish Piedmont, a woman I met on the sales floor.
During our first date, as we are about to have sex, we were interrupted by Trish's teenage daughter Marla. Trish suggests that we postpone having sex, and I enthusiastically agreed.
My friends begin to encounter the consequences of their lifestyles. David, obsessed with Amy, takes a vow of celibacy. Jay, who previously boasted of his promiscuity, gets into an argument with a customer after his girlfriend breaks up with him over his infidelity. Jay concedes to me that sex can ruin a relationship.
My and Trish's relationship grows. Trish encourages my dream of starting a business, suggesting they fund it by selling my collectibles. I took Marla to a group session at a sexual health clinic, where she reveals she is a virgin. I, trying to defend her against derision, admits that I am also a virgin but am disbelieved and ridiculed. Marla later says that she knows I am a virgin, but agrees to let me tell Trish myself.
On our twentieth date, the limit we agreed for our abstinence, I am still resistant, which upsets Trish. Trish demands I explain my reticence, and I accuses her of trying to change me against my will. I leave for a nightclub where I meet my friends, get drunk and praises them for encouraging me to have sex.
I run into Beth and we soon leave for her apartment. Marla convinces Trish to make up with Me. By this time, I have sobered up and am having second thoughts, because Beth is a freak. My friends arrive and encourage me to go back to Trish.
I return to my apartment, where I find Trish waiting for me I attempted to apologize, but Trish, having found various suspicious items in my apartment, is now afraid that I may be some sort of sexual deviant. I tried to defend myself and declared my love for her, but she left in alarm and disgust. I chased after her on my bike to the tune of "Heat of the Moment", but collided with her car and flew through the side of a truck. Trish rushed to my side, and I confided that I was a virgin as explanation for my behavior. Trish is surprised but relieved, and we kissed.
Later, we are married in a lavish ceremony with everyone in attendance, with a sidelong mention that my action figures sold for over half a million dollars. Afterwards, we consummated the marriage, the aftermath of which transitioned into a musical scene where my friends and I sang and danced to "Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In" by the 5th Dimension.
This post was edited on 5/29/19 at 8:38 am
Posted on 5/29/19 at 9:05 am to tigerbutt
15...She was a neighbor. We had the only pool around for miles. People were always coming and going during the summer. Accidentally walked in on her in the bathroom. Didn't make it out unscathed. Believed for years that my dad set me up. C'est la vie.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 9:11 am to 3morereps
Birth. My penis was in a vagina afterall
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