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re: Advice on addressing an inconsiderate neighbor (potential damage to lake ecosystem)

Posted on 2/10/18 at 3:41 pm to
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 3:41 pm to
Post a pic of this lake with picture of the day and time

Paul’s trolls suck as much dick as him and his mother
Posted by mouton
Savannah,Ga
Member since Aug 2006
28276 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 3:52 pm to
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Yes, thousands. He’s literally hitting 8 irons into the lake for over an hour, if not a couple of hours. And he drinks a lot of wine and martinis doing this.


Sounds like a blast .
Posted by mouton
Savannah,Ga
Member since Aug 2006
28276 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 3:56 pm to
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Post a pic of this lake with picture of the day and time Paul’s trolls suck as much dick as him and his mother


I think most people know this whole story is fabricated. Right?
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23644 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 4:00 pm to
It is littering and probably violates state water regulations.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19426 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 4:02 pm to
Golf Balls are not going to hurt a lake, unless you dump like 5 million of them in it.

Stop being a bitch
Posted by Houma Sapien
up the bayou
Member since Jul 2013
1688 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 4:05 pm to
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Paul Allen


It's raining downvotes in here
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35119 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 4:11 pm to
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Wilson golf balls Cheaper than a normal sleeve


Go ahead and tell me Santa isn't real too!

I thought I had a million dollar idea and you had to come in and rip it to spreads
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 4:11 pm to
Sounds like you live next door to Martini. I wouldn't bother him until he's had his Manhattan, fig preserves, and Charcuterie plate. Then, maybe y'all can straighten this out.
Posted by bountyhunter
North of Houston a bit
Member since Mar 2012
6340 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 4:15 pm to
Probably just hoping that a yuppie from some liberal arse state comes to check him about it. You’ll either get decked or he’ll laugh it off and you’ll be best friends. Coonasses are weird.
Posted by HueyP
Lubbock
Member since Nov 2008
3155 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 4:18 pm to
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That’s not true. Think of thousands of golf balls in a lake. Not the ideal scenario for a thriving ecosystem.

I’ve noticed all the death and environmental destruction at golf course lakes. Poor alligators and fish don’t stand a chance.
Posted by Bruco
Charlotte, NC
Member since Aug 2016
2797 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 4:22 pm to
What you've got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of his leg right at the bottom. He'll never play golf again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game.
Posted by Tigerbythetale
Las Vegas
Member since Aug 2014
1458 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 4:22 pm to
Where does neighbors endless supply of golf balls originate?

I would guess he may have lived on a course and like many golfview homeowners, he has a 55 gallon trash can full of found golf balls

When golf balls are no longer available dirt cheap, neighbor will prolly take up some other recreational avocation like, skeet shooting or chain saw ice sculpture.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112735 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 4:24 pm to
My driver was telling me this morning of Paul's misfortune. I hope he contacts the authorities and they have this hooligan apologize and repent for his actions.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68425 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 4:25 pm to
All the lead from those golf balls!
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155917 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 4:35 pm to
Concur. No place for this kind of tomfoolery.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75271 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 4:42 pm to
Exactly. Polluting this bucolic lake. Totally unnecessary and disgusting.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28595 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 4:44 pm to
Calling you a douche would be impliedly assigning you credibility in this story, so suffice it to just say you're pathetic.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155917 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 4:47 pm to
I phoned one of my associates from Vermont who advised me to tell you to try and approach the situation yourself, with poise, guile, and gusto. He suggested that you should, with a conspicuous, succinct inflection in your voice, demand he use his leisure time and this particular activity elsewhere, for the benefit of the lake. Any further proclivities as such should be handled peacefully by local authorities.

Some apostate mongrels always hindering society. Might I suggest a gimlet?
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99350 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 4:49 pm to
There are currently 6 upvotes and 66 downvotes.

6 66

Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 4:57 pm to
I mean, it is intentionally littering.

This story isn’t true, but if it was I’d just ask the neighbor to stop. Golf courses even clean those out of ponds regularly to help the ecosystems.

If he didn’t stop though, I’d just carry on living my life.
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