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Adult onset swamp arse

Posted on 7/22/22 at 12:38 pm
Posted by PCRammer
1725 Slough Avenue in Scranton, PA
Member since Jan 2014
1449 posts
Posted on 7/22/22 at 12:38 pm
Looking for recs. Im almost 50 and just within the past 2 summers I've become prone to swamp arse...I guess my old arse body chemistry changed. It occurs mostly on the outside of my upper thighs and waste area. I always gold bond up before a sweaty day and also use Tinactin/Lotrimin as needed. However, if I'm sweating all day like on Saturday these don't help much in prevention/relief.

Any of you baws got any other remedy's other than the above?
Posted by Clint Torres
Member since Oct 2011
2659 posts
Posted on 7/22/22 at 12:39 pm to
“Waste area”

Yikes
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24933 posts
Posted on 7/22/22 at 12:40 pm to
Maybe botox would work.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65517 posts
Posted on 7/22/22 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

It occurs mostly on the outside of my upper thighs and waste area.
Odd term for your pee-pee and poo-poo holes.
This post was edited on 7/22/22 at 12:41 pm
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15292 posts
Posted on 7/22/22 at 12:40 pm to
Shave your pubes. Baby oil
Posted by h0bnail
Member since Sep 2009
7382 posts
Posted on 7/22/22 at 12:41 pm to
Under Armour or other similar underwear that dries quickly. Not that cotton garbage that stays wet all day.
Posted by Taurus
Loozianna
Member since Feb 2015
4955 posts
Posted on 7/22/22 at 12:45 pm to
Boudreaux's butt paste....find in diaper section w/ other diaper rash paste It will solve your ills.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12610 posts
Posted on 7/22/22 at 12:45 pm to
Posted by PCRammer
1725 Slough Avenue in Scranton, PA
Member since Jan 2014
1449 posts
Posted on 7/22/22 at 12:46 pm to
quote:

Odd term for your pee-pee and poo-poo holes.

Ha. Yeah, that's what is weird about it, literally my waste band and just below my hip bones is where it effects me the most.
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
13503 posts
Posted on 7/22/22 at 12:46 pm to
Lose weight and shave your groin area with an electric razor. And for being near 50 learn the difference between waist and waste.
This post was edited on 7/22/22 at 12:47 pm
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
29867 posts
Posted on 7/22/22 at 12:46 pm to
quote:

Adult onset swamp arse


just turn in your man card and put on a skirt
Posted by IIxxBREADxxII
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2011
9733 posts
Posted on 7/22/22 at 12:47 pm to
Breathable underwear , more expensive than cotton but worth it.

Boudreaux's butt paste , gold bond.
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36581 posts
Posted on 7/22/22 at 12:47 pm to
quote:

Under Armour or other similar underwear that dries quickly.



this plus gold bond is the only way to live in the humid south.

also drop some lbs
This post was edited on 7/22/22 at 12:48 pm
Posted by GeauxTigers0107
South Louisiana
Member since Oct 2009
9706 posts
Posted on 7/22/22 at 12:49 pm to
Your hoop busted baw?
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
6398 posts
Posted on 7/22/22 at 12:51 pm to
Talk to your dermatologist. There are some compound creams that help. Kind of expensive, but works better than Gold Bond.
Posted by bbarras85
Member since Jul 2021
1964 posts
Posted on 7/22/22 at 12:51 pm to
change your clothes often. If I am working outside sweating once i'm drenched to the core, i'm going change. I don't care if I have to change 12 times in a day. I haven't had an issue with this in a few years since I dropped 60 pounds but I still make it a habit not to stay in sweat soaked clothes for prolonged periods.
This post was edited on 7/22/22 at 12:54 pm
Posted by Deplorable5046
Member since Nov 2019
55 posts
Posted on 7/22/22 at 12:53 pm to
Plain corn starch! Miracle cure!
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65517 posts
Posted on 7/22/22 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

my waste band
”Waist” =/= “Waste brah.

Stop continuing to prove that you’re a Gump.

We get it.
Posted by sawtooth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2017
3588 posts
Posted on 7/22/22 at 12:54 pm to
LINK to WAFB

Remember the fellow in Clinton cutting grass with the skirt on. He had it figured out.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118893 posts
Posted on 7/22/22 at 12:55 pm to
Take a shower now and then.
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