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PCRammer
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1725 Slough Avenue in Scranton, PA
Member since Jan 2014
1306 posts

Adult onset swamp ass

Looking for recs. Im almost 50 and just within the past 2 summers I've become prone to swamp ass...I guess my old arse body chemistry changed. It occurs mostly on the outside of my upper thighs and waste area. I always gold bond up before a sweaty day and also use Tinactin/Lotrimin as needed. However, if I'm sweating all day like on Saturday these don't help much in prevention/relief.

Any of you baws got any other remedy's other than the above?


Clint Torres
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
Member since Oct 2011
2372 posts

“Waste area”

Yikes


Eric Nies Grind Time
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23578 posts

Maybe botox would work.


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soccerfüt
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It occurs mostly on the outside of my upper thighs and waste area.
Odd term for your pee-pee and poo-poo holes.
This post was edited on 7/22 at 12:41 pm


tigersownall
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Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
14306 posts

Shave your pubes. Baby oil


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h0bnail
Georgia Fan
Member since Sep 2009
6291 posts

Under Armour or other similar underwear that dries quickly. Not that cotton garbage that stays wet all day.


Taurus
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Member since Feb 2015
3834 posts

Boudreaux's butt paste....find in diaper section w/ other diaper rash paste It will solve your ills.


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PCRammer
Alabama Fan
1725 Slough Avenue in Scranton, PA
Member since Jan 2014
1306 posts

quote:

Odd term for your pee-pee and poo-poo holes.

Ha. Yeah, that's what is weird about it, literally my waste band and just below my hip bones is where it effects me the most.


Horsemeat
Houston Astros Fan
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
11228 posts

Lose weight and shave your groin area with an electric razor. And for being near 50 learn the difference between waist and waste.
This post was edited on 7/22 at 12:47 pm


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keakar
Member since Jan 2017
23083 posts

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Adult onset swamp ass


just turn in your man card and put on a skirt


IIxxBREADxxII
New Orleans Saints Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2011
9585 posts

Breathable underwear , more expensive than cotton but worth it.

Boudreaux's butt paste , gold bond.


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Dire Wolf
Houston Astros Fan
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
33588 posts

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Under Armour or other similar underwear that dries quickly.



this plus gold bond is the only way to live in the humid south.

also drop some lbs
This post was edited on 7/22 at 12:48 pm


GeauxTigers0107
LSU Fan
South Louisiana
Member since Oct 2009
8334 posts

Your hoop busted baw?


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SpotCheckBilly
Auburn Fan
Member since May 2020
3867 posts

Talk to your dermatologist. There are some compound creams that help. Kind of expensive, but works better than Gold Bond.


bbarras85
Alabama Fan
Member since Jul 2021
1476 posts

change your clothes often. If I am working outside sweating once i'm drenched to the core, i'm going change. I don't care if I have to change 12 times in a day. I haven't had an issue with this in a few years since I dropped 60 pounds but I still make it a habit not to stay in sweat soaked clothes for prolonged periods.
This post was edited on 7/22 at 12:54 pm


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Deplorable5046
Member since Nov 2019
39 posts

Plain corn starch! Miracle cure!


soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
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quote:

my waste band
”Waist” =/= “Waste brah.

Stop continuing to prove that you’re a Gump.

We get it.


sawtooth
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2017
3588 posts

LINK to WAFB

Remember the fellow in Clinton cutting grass with the skirt on. He had it figured out.


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kywildcatfanone
Kentucky Fan
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
101670 posts

Take a shower now and then.


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